Kyle Rittenhouse Legal Proceedings - Come for the trial, stay for….

[Snekposter]

People who live in rural areas shoot guns all the time and are prolific backhoe users. Hearing gunshots and then seeing someone run a backhoe wouldn't raise any eyebrows whatsoever because those two things happen regularly.

Don't forget you can dig a perfectly fine 6x3x6 hole with a heavy-duty tractor like a Kubota. Just need to get yourself the proper attachment.

Nah M4s are well gassed and pretty reliable, despite the boomer/fudd memes. 14.5 inches might not get 100% performance out of 5.56 but it certainly cycles and kills reliably.

Depends on the round. The M855A1, its tracer variant, and the Navy Mk 318 are all optimized for carbine performance to the point the gains out of a full barrel are minimal. Hell on the bolt and springs from the chamber pressure, but it gets you rifle performance out of a SOPMOD length barrel.

he is a nigger weeb!

Nothing new about that. If you see anyone on social media with a DBZ avatar... chances are they're black. If you see anyone with a shamelessly weeb motor vehicle... chances are they're black. Why, our very own @Salubrious and @Vyse Inglebard are black weebs.

Reminder that this is a show trial and the verdict is predetermined to be guilty on all charges.

"The offender, Kyle Rittenhouse, Conservative, has been found guilty of murder. The sentence is life imprisonment. Let the trial begin." Funnily enough it looks like its going to have the same utterly embarrassing ending for the prosecution as that DS9 ep.

>Be with Kyle the most time out of anybody
>Get several paid offers by leftist media to do interviews
>Cash them in
>shit on Kyle the whole time
>Get in as big star witness for the prosecution
>Do a 180 and shit on the pedo hard leaving no room to interpretation
>Leave a hero
motherfucker played them all

All you're missing is "Contributed the interview money to Rittenhouse's defense".

 

[Alter Ego]

do we have some fresh reddit cope?

For real, I wanna salt my popcorn but I don't also wanna catch aids from going on reddit

Or some other place besides reddit. I checked ResetEra, but they don't really have a thread for the ongoing trial.

 

[Meat Target]

All in all, today was a very bad day for the prosecution. Kyle doesn't need the best lawyer in the world when the law and the facts are on his side.

As far as the jury goes, they would have to be functionally braindead to fall for Binger's bullshit.

 

[Tiger Jack]

I voted ‘Guilty on all charges’. Not because I think he is, but because every time I‘ve voted in a poll, the opposite ended up happening.

I’m trying to use reverse psychology on fate.

 

[Alex Yiik]

I checked ResetEra, but they don't really have a thread for the ongoing trial.

Because watching the trial and seeing the evidence would challenge their beliefs. They don't want to know the facts, they want the person they hate to suffer.

 

[anionfarflung]

I voted ‘Guilty on all charges’. Not because I think he is, but because every time I‘ve voted in a poll, the opposite ended up happening.

I’m trying to use reverse psychology on fate.

Your service is noted, noble one.

 

[Iceland Heavy]

All in all, today was a very bad day for the prosecution. Kyle doesn't need the best lawyer in the world when the law and the facts are on his side.

As far as the jury goes, they would have to be functionally braindead to fall for Binger's bullshit.

They don't have to be braindead, just sufficiently scared of retaliation. Granted I don't see anywhere near as much threatened here, only the terminally online left really care about Kyle's 'victims'.

 

[Pizza Munch]

Has anyone googled news articles about the trial? The only main story from today was the juror being dismissed… that should tell you everything you need to know

 

[murdered meat bag]

Kid's fucked. I stopped on CourtTv and the douchey host was freaking out over a video showing Kyle hunting down protestors. Normies think he's a pyscho murderer and I'm sure the jury is made up of nothing but hysterical pearl clutching normies.

RIP Kyle's youth. He's going away for 20-40 at the least.

the jury isnt made up of normies. you cant force normies to watch and analyze hours of video for days on end. the jury is a captive audience and barring any jurist fuck up (again fuck the idiot from this morning), theyre going to have to argue from the hard video evidence.

to put it another way, there wasnt a single news company in the us that reported the shootings with middle school photos for the deceased.

i forgot the trial was happening till i saw it pop on the index. not a peep on local news about it or on the wsj. they had chauvin's front and center day after day.

i wonder if thats because crime really is going up and its happening to the libs who were previously far away from it. none of my black co workers talk about the trial.

normies dont care.

 

[Meat Target]

They don't have to be braindead, just sufficiently scared of retaliation. Granted I don't see anywhere near as much threatened here, only the terminally online left really care about Kyle's 'victims'.

If the scaremongering about "right-wing extremism" has any merit, there's more reason for them to be scared of retaliation for a guilty verdict.

(Sorry, glowies, I'm not planning anything nor do I know of any such plans of retaliation).

 

[DamnWolves!]

If richards just did basic lawyering he wouldn’t have any trouble winning this case, but he seems to take NyQuil before the court hearing or something because he never objects.

You dumb fucks have all been poisoned by rétarded internet lawyers like Rekeita giving their worthless commentary on the side. Nigger, if any of these guys were actually good lawyers, they wouldn't have a YouTube channel begging for superchat money, would they? They've been wrong virtually every single time they've opened their mouths on past trials.

Watch the raw footage tomorrow instead and learn the ancient art of never interrupting your enemy while he is making a mistake from a defense attorney who's been practicing law long than Rekeita's been alive.

 

[TheClappening]

All in all, today was a very bad day for the prosecution. Kyle doesn't need the best lawyer in the world when the law and the facts are on his side.

As far as the jury goes, they would have to be functionally braindead to fall for Binger's bullshit.

Or witnesses.

McGinnis had to be brought in because he was the complaining witness in regards to reckless endangerment, but I don't know what drug-induced haze caused Binger to bring in Balch. He was less than irrelevant (from the prosecutions standpoint) to the case. He actively hurt the state's argument. I'm trying to think of some complex, convoluted reason for why Balch was even bought in, and I'm coming up with nothing.

The two of them drilled Binger a new asshole today.

 

[Salubrious]

Nothing new about that. If you see anyone on social media with a DBZ avatar... chances are they're black. If you see anyone with a shamelessly weeb motor vehicle... chances are they're black. Why, our very own @Salubrious and @Vyse Inglebard are black weebs.

Look, if I have to start pistol whippin' you crackas to get some respect; I will do so.

 

[Collections Agent]

They don't have to be braindead, just sufficiently scared of retaliation. Granted I don't see anywhere near as much threatened here, only the terminally online left really care about Kyle's 'victims'.

>On a trial for a kid murdering aggressive looters in self defense

I don't think they are afraid of retaliation when if rioters go after them Kyle being innocent is clear legal precedent you can shoot these people if they attack you.

 

[TheClappening]

Look, if I have to start pistol whippin' you crackas to get some respect; I will do so.

But does Frieza like fried chicken or grape soda?

 

[Salubrious]

But does Frieza like fried chicken or grape soda?

More of a watermelon guy.

Since I should actually post on topic, I think there is a chance Kyle might go innocent simply because I don't think there will be riots during the jury deliberation like Chauvin. Feels like the "everyone is racist" card is starting to lose some effect. Depends on timing.

 

[Some JERK]

As far as the jury goes, they would have to be functionally braindead to fall for Binger's bullshit.

He told them in his opening statement that Kyle chased down and shot Rosenbaum in the back. It's day 4 of the prosecution's own case and that's already been proven false by eyewitness testimony and aerial surveillance footage. I can't speak for anyone on that jury, but if I were on it I would already be pissed off. People don't like being lied to. Especially by lawyers.

 

[TheClappening]

More of a watermelon guy.

Since I should actually post on topic, I think there is a chance Kyle might go innocent simply because I don't think there will be riots during the jury deliberation like Chauvin. Feels like the "everyone is racist" card is starting to lose some effect. Depends on timing.

It's really hard to play the racism card when the white-looking guy shoots three other white-looking guys.

It's been noted that the one time Kyle missed was on Jump-Kick Man, who looked black or brownish

 

[George Lucas]

@Random Internet Person why is your poll so fucking retarded? Why is ‘plea deal’ and ‘dismissal,’ two of the the most common outcomes of criminal trials, missing from the poll? Are you trying to siphon votes into your pro-Runescape agenda?

 

[Meat Target]

It's really hard to play the racism card when the white-looking guy shoots three other white-looking guys.

It's been noted that the one time Kyle missed was on Jump-Kick Man, who looked black or brownish

Isn't Kyle half-Hispanic or something?