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[Hitman One]

MR BRAIN, unbelievably transphobic.

The real news here is that this guy allegedly has 8 friends.

He’s monstrous and I wish he’d died of cancer instead of his sister.

Yeah Ripley totally passes as my meth-head aunt who lost all of her teeth.

 

[️ronic]

From the latest Russell Greer doc:

 

[DerKryptid]

The Knee of Independence

 

[Sheogorath]

Never have I ever thought I'd read an OP about niggers jerking tard dogs off so they can make more tard dogs, paying upwards of $20k for fresh out the balls doggie dick drippings.

 

[MuuMuu Bunnylips]

Now I'm visualising The Day The Clown Cried but with more boobies and a Kenny Loggins soundtrack.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

garfield can go suck a dick as far I'm concerned

 

[Pee Cola]

You can lead an autist to a miniature railroad set, but you can't make them a conductor.

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

Is Netflix Good For The Jews?​

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Look I don't mean to call you out my friend, but if you're going to be able to move Heaven and Earth--why not just kill him?

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Why don't you identify as a lawnmower and chop your dick off?

 

[KiwiFuzz]

He's too much of a faggot to take it in the butt like a real man.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

You raggedy bitch.

 

[John Merston]

This little gem from Sufficient Velocity.

I would probably have died in a hunter-gatherer or an agrarianist society without access to corrective lenses, asthma medication, and HRT.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Jerry didn’t die to be disrespected like this.

 

[Meat Target]

THE GOOL IS GETTING GABBA'D

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Look I know dating is hard for trans people, but maybe try to come off slightly less entitled to people fucking you?

I’m so jaded by this thread already that I assumed “big rope” frenchies referred to their cum.

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

From this post by @King Koalemos

where he reverted to beastiality in order to revive his son

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/sperg-about-comic-books-here.23113/post-10250208

 

[Meat Target]

Whatever genetic horror has resulted in the production of all the women who look like that needs to discovered and destroyed.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

I'm no Yank, but what I do know about American politics is that the democrats cheat. A lot.

This is the state at created Chris Chan and Ralph, like some backwards Garden of Eden.

It's absolutely impossible for an upstanding black man to have a solid hustle without some beaner from Nicaragua taking up space.

an autistic thunderdome that generates more heat than light.

Gee willickers it turns out "we're going to let troons rape your daughters in the bathroom and here's why that's a good thing" isn't a vote getter.

 

[SCSI]

GIRLS DON'T POOP YOU IGNORANT INCEL
NOBODY KNOWS PRECISELY WHAT THE FEMALE ANUS IS FOR, BUT WE KNOW IT ISN"T FOR SHITTING!!!! we still luv u tho