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[mindlessobserver]

Dear leader asks this question every day

 

[DerKryptid]

They worship the smell of their own farts, their entire purpose is to brew the most potent bouquet of noxious vapours.

 

[Enterhater42069]

get out of here you autistic shite

Disney, continuing the cinematic tradition of derivative garbage making bank at the box office.

I can tell already this thread will contain Lovecraftian horrors.

Seconded. I want to see the k*wifarms doxxing magic in action.

Homosex only qualifies as stunning and brave if it can be easily censored for our Chinese overlords.

haha how is your dysphoria real just hypnotize your brain into loving yourself lmao

Stop sympathising with this faggot

The arrest wasn't the "end of Chris-Chan". This is a new saga of Prision Chris

Most people who go to prison or jail that end up unironically reading the Bible think:

"Wow. That Jesus was an interesting fellow. How can I apply His principles and teachings to my life, so that I never end up in a place like this again?"​

Not Chris. No. He reads about Jesus and the teachings in the bible and thinks:

"Wow. I AM Jesus. These principles are taken directly FROM my life. I'm in this place because these things happened to ME. This is my burden. I am Christ-Chan. Amen."​

"We're not crazy! It's just Trump supporters messing with our stuff to make us look crazy! "

Russell, bro, have sex.

Oh wait, even hookers can't fucking stand you.

A fundamental non-understanding of the word "no" seems to be a running theme with litigant cows

She identifies as a Jew, bigot. According to troon law, she's a man because she says she is, so therefore she's a Jew when she says she is.

Gays are cringe.

Buzz Lightyear is back, baby! And this time? He fucks!

I hope you get brutally fucking murdered. Head in the microwave, tits on the ktichen table, vulva nailed to your mailbox brutal.

He’s not even an Asian XX chromosome woman what is this author talking about

Clown journos are like "Chris Chan": they always say so little with too much words?

Considering the whole show is a massive gay dogwhistle I am not surprised.

Why do aliens have to worry about COVID?

This is officially the scariest thing I've seen all halloween....and I just watched Cobes eat fried avocado with the skin on.

5/10. You shit pellets like rabbit and not the logs of men.

 

[Aunt Carol]

they're attention seeking faggots and i think that explains most of it.

 

[MediocreMilt]

stick to reddit for the love of god

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/mad-at-the-internet.49299/post-10340201

 

[Meat Target]

Well you also believe a eunuch with a festering wound between their legs is a woman so not going to put much into your beliefs.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

EAT CROW YOU SEXIST FREAK SHOW STALKER. COPE AND SEETHE AS YOU WATCH WOMEN DEFY YOUR PATRIARCHAL WORLDVIEW and all you can do to prevent it is make narcissistic word salad online. THE FALL OF YOUR PATRIARCHAL WORLD HAS COME. READ IT AN WEEP BITCH

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

Troons who have srs hate their own genitals and desperatly want to believe getting the ones of the opposite sex is easy.

We live in the eternal present. There is no past because we destroyed it. There is no future other than what we dictate.

Look man, I am willing to take a HUGE FUCKING DICK in my anus while dressed like a princess if it owns the trannys.

“Yea the sex was consensual and she just got up screaming like woah”

Rich Evans's evil twin, Poor Evans

It gets a lot less fun when you realize that in order to partake you have to stick your dick in furfags.
Remember, kids: not every hole is a goal.

I"m going to dress up as Trans obese Anne Frank if she was a disabled autistic terrorist homeless person with their tits hanging out.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Now that's just crazy talk. Resident Evil 2 didn't ruin my childhood, fucking Polio did.

A shill, a weeb and a cuck walk into a bar.
He recommends CrunchyRoll to the bartender and leaves nude pictures of his gf behind.

The A in anime stands for autism.

she seems very oversensative for someone you can just google to see their butthole.

"DONT LOOK AT THOSE ANIME HARLOTS PLEASE SHOOT YOUR GOO AT MY WIFE

Gun-Chucks are fucking sick.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

I can understand liking ones own jizz I don't understand why people think that it's okay to jizz on food period.

 

[Lifeguard Hermit]

HELL, YES, I AM UPSET! I TESTED EVERYONE AS I WAS MEANT TO ON DIVINE MISSIONS FROM EMANUEL, AND I GOT BETRAYED-KISSED AGAIN BY JOSH MOON AS I DID BY JUDAS! -->

 

[Research Purposes Mostly]

 

[Crazedking]

That monkey's paw turned into a fist and went right up your pussies.

 

[Meat Target]

Didn't think we'd talk about the possibility of a juror shitting himself during the trial

We could zero out the national debt if DSP's ability to syphon money from retards was taken to a national level.

 

[DerKryptid]

OH FENTANYL'S NOT TO BE SPOKEN OF, IS IT? COUNTERFEIT TWENTIES, COUNTERFEIT TWENTIES... I'VE HAD NO COUNTERFEIT TWENTIES! NOT SINCE WE LOST OUR BREATH! GET OFF MY NECK, YOU SCABBY BUMSUCKER!

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Japan will end Tumblr's reign and grip on american animation by blowing it up like Pearl Harbor.

I wonder what it's like to have seen your wife naked less times than the entire internet.

"My Little Sister Can't Be A Lolcow"

I'll be mildly perturbed but not shocked when at least two of the randos who worked on this turn out to fuck kids, dogs, or some combination of both.

oh goody we're back on this spice shit.

Put that in your ramen and slurp it.

Of course, no one with half a brain could give a shit about Captain Planet, everyone was in it for Galaxy Rangers and Sabre Rider, but what would you do in between these two timeslots? Do your homework, hmph. Nah. You'd continue to watch on the same station, suffer through Captain Planet, hoping it would be one of the few decent episodes (like the one with Hitler buying an atom bomb) and get it over with.

Thank you for this thread, I didn't know I'd ever see anyone flexing about jerking off dogs, or so many pictures of dog semen gathered in one place. This was an experience.

There is a wolf looking down from heaven right now laughing his ass off because he knew this would happen. Should have listened, you omega clowns.

When I saw this thread pop up I was afraid a Duane Chapman sextape had come out. This is even worse.

 

[Troonologist PhD]

Kiwifarms is full of toxicities, so you know freaking what. i think I should go back to newgrounds because these users are very toxicities I've ever seen.
Full of criminal peoples as well because you are going to make me ruin my reps at edu

thank you very much

Bruh, we already know what to do retards. don't tell me I was in college atm.
By the way, thank you for giving me racist words.

 

[Meat Target]

"ISS NAWT TROOOO, MATTER A' FACT ISS PROBABLY YOOOOO WHO WERKS AT SUBWAY"

"I know my way around a courtroom. Well." -man who went to jail.

why do I get the feeling it'd be a cross between Schindler's List and Porky's?

He made the holocaust sound like an 80's summer camp movie

 

[Useful_Mistake]

He made the holocaust sound like an 80's summer camp

There is a scene where the Nazis throw a high school dance for the Jews. That's how the main character meets his love interest.

 

[Humbert Humbert]

When the world starts getting me down, all I have to do is remind myself that either they'll die or I will and the problem will solve itself.

Just a bunch of dudes, getting together, ordering pizza, jizzing all over it, and leaving it in the hallway. You know, typical guy stuff.

This is indeed the behavior of someone with brain abnormalities.

I think I just hit a level of peak trans that I didn't think was possible.

Do you demand meatloaf from your mom with that mouth? The youth these days! No wonder boys these days think a circle jerk on a pizza is a sexy orgy.

Tis the season of pumpkin spice, college football and furries making sexual innuendos about pumpkins.

Why moderate your porn usage when you can just beat your meat every second of the day?

I can understand liking ones own jizz

There are chimpanzees who would fall head over heels in love with that skull.