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Cats are vile bundles of shit and piss that they're capable of spraying staggering distances without reason. They obliterate entire ecosystems and breed ridiculously fast to out-compete everything else.

Kill.
Them.
All.
THE CAT IS GOOD, THE PENIS IS EVIL.
CRAAAAAWWLLLIIIING IIIN MY SKIIIIIN
Blessed are the aspies, for they shall inherit the earth.
There was never any doubts it was gonna suck ass.
Imagine setting up a Star Wars Experience and not having the lady in the promo being a scantily dressed Tw'ilek.

Fucking Clowns.
Grandma was always pushing sweets. Want some cake? Want some pie? Want some hard candy? Want a candy bar? Then when you said yes, she'd say "You don't need it."

Grandpa, on the other hand, was the kind of man to talk about how Lincoln freeing the niggers was the worst thing to happen in this country.

I definitely preferred grandpa.
Do not take life advice from this thread.
 
Fyi: deleted 20 posts responding to a homosexual trying to get attention for homosexual behavior.
I hate germans more than I hate niggers. You are subhuman hunnic mud-niggers and every successive wave of germanic mud-niggers has wrought destruction and chaos upon Europe since time immemorial. Fuck you you gothoid nigger-ape I hope a stinky semitic berber immigrant dirtybombs berlin and you get fucking super-aids from radiation poisoning inshallah.
I AM NOT AN ABOMINATION, I HAVE AUTISM
white person: i don't hate myself
black person: nooooooo *thanos snapped out of existance*

black fragility folks
Black coffee tastes like fucking shit and it gives me heartburn fuck you I want caffeine not cultural enrichment of my bowels
I like my coffee like I like my women.

I don't like coffee.
 
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