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[Aunt Carol]

Lou's love of spaghetti trumps all, including his hatred of capitalism.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

"Coom, Groom, Consoom" — those three hallowed words reverently dictate what you ought to be, what you can be, what you will be. They are your rallying point to build validation when validation seems to fail, to regain gender euphoria when there seems to be little cause for gender euphoria, to create hope when the noose beckons... In my dreams I hear again the squelching of dilators, the buzzing of Hitachi Wands, the strange, mournful mutter of VRChat ERP. But in the evening of my memory always I come back to Twitter. Always there echoes and re-echoes: Coom, Groom, Consoom. Today marks my final roll call with you. But I want you to know that when I cross the river, my last conscious thoughts will be of the Korps, and the Korps, and the Korps. I bid you farewell.

 

[Hitman One]

I would also not mind an invasion by alphaca aliens from outer space.

 

[Something Awful]

"Further biological understanding will tell you that being trans is a very normal occurance in nature and is scientifically supported. Stop denying science."

 

[Big Nasty]

Ian looks like Magnum PI with AIDS

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

I have never heard of any of these Games or Awards. You might as well write "Biggest Pumpkin of Des Moines 2003" into your Bio.

I now want to play Fluttershy themed Necrons, despite knowing absolutely nothing about actually playing the game.

What you need to do is harness the raw chaos energy of lightning mcqueen and use them as ammo in a custom firearm.

 

[Hitman One]

By "children's author" I'm forced to assume he means "pedophile".

 

[Creep3r]

For comparison this ban is three times longer than the time Null caught me pm'ing an underage girl on the site with her dox and trying to extort bestbuy gift certificates out of her in exchange for not releasing it, and twelve times longer than the time I posted unspoilered dickgirl porn in chat in front of Null for days on end after being repeatedly asked to please stop doing that.

Classic Dyn.

Perfection. Legendary Dyn material right here.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Zoomers are some nazbol abominations. They'll gas the kikes and repeal the 13th, then have gay orgies in celebration.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

McGill is hiding in plain sight.

Did you know how to properly love your parents? No.

 

[Bender]

Hillary Clinton launched a plan to crash the moon into the Earth.

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

"There hasn't been a single day in my life I've been a woman, despite having breasts, a period, etc, etc." -Stephanie Cianfriglia

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

I, as a natural person, a sensible person, sleep in a bunker deep below the decoy house.

All this for a "penis" that looks like someone dropped a hot dog on the floor of a greek restaurant.

I suspect no penis involvement in this.

You have to have marshmallows for brains to get this "life saving" surgery done.

His cleavage looks like it's seconds away from becoming a uniboob

 

[Meat Target]

The amount of alcohol it would take to make you palatable would kill most women (or men, for that matter).

 

[Penis Drager]

GET RAPED, YOU BIGOTED CHILD!

 

[Positron]

 

[KKonger]

Because he can't fuck them; their anuses are too small or are temporary.

 

[Sealbaby]

A thunderdome with Terfs versus incels would be pretty grouse.

 

[Buffalo Chicken Sandwich]

who cares? who cares what these dorks think of me. im sittin here shreddin guitar laughing my ass off

yeah, the reverse psychology bullshit doesnt work on me when my rep on the deets precedes me like it does. fuck outta here

all i do is provide deets.

Shawn is quickly becoming a favorite of mine.

 

[Hitman One]

>reddit moderator
>fat, gross tranny who has a suspicious interest in topics related to children
Every time.

at the end of the production process you just get a fat chomo in Rainbow Brite panties.