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[Secret Messages]

Foreskin
World Health Organization
World War II
Nazi Germany
Adolf Hitler

 

[KiwiFuzz]

What I'm concerned about is Boba Fett's sex life.

Skulls for the Skull Throne. And nectar.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

I could see nintendo buying sega, the 5 remaining sega fans will commit group suicide by eating 90's era expired sonic gum.

I couldn't quote him, so here's a link to the post:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/micros...lizzard-in-68-7-bln-deal.110732/post-10960494

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Putin is Jerking off and Xi is having sex with his Demented Mother as we speak after getting 8 foot erections after the show Joe Biden put on today.

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

When does he spit at the camera and then get smashed with a bible though?

 

[JustSomeDong]

It is quite bonkers that this whole shitshow can be wound up so quickly and all it took was some hedonists to party too hard, cocaine in 10 of 12 parliament toilets, a chinese spy and some docs and nurses saying, "nope". No science involved in any of it.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Lol, who goes to see movies in theater anymore? Yar Har fiddle dee dee, fight the zogg and download it for free.

Imagine using another IP to defend The Last Jedi 5 years later...

A budget couldn't change that a pivotal moment in the show is one of her self inserts telling her other self insert about being trans.

Between this and reclaim Gloria she's averaging about 2.5 self insets per project.

I don't know what's more pathetic. The thumbnail, or the low view count.

 

[Blackhole]

Reminder that the term "conspiracy theory" is a thought-terminating cliche used to immediately dismiss anything not a part of the official narrative.

Class? Yeah he's got class. He's got a Class 5 misdemeanor stalking.

The mute button is not enough! The 12-year-old menace who dropped a Hard R in cawadooty is a THREAT TO OUR DEMOCRACY!

I hate to inform you that there are f*males on this website

This is the same guy who smeared crushed Cheetos on his face. I have no confidence at all in Glenn Beck being able to moderate a Presidential debate.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

wtf how can one claim to be a true and honest Latino and not like spicy food?

 

[Meat Target]

look that fucking hair line, LOOK AT IT

 

[SCSI]

Oh great, now Ukraine has pajeets. Thanks Canada.

Can I come rock out with my *cock out?

*rooster

You guys what the fuck are you talking about

Cocks

I had no idea there were other quailfags on the Farms.

These birds sound CWC levels of special, so perfect for us.

 

[Wallace]

I want my balls back. Sadface
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/tranny-sideshows-on-social-media.33028/page-3601#post-10960137
I shouldn't have paid a doctor to cut off my balls. Fucked up. Gonna sad drink now

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Hey Bro, fat women need love too. If you are scared of charging into those meaty trenches, I suggest jamo/knob creek combo shots. I call it "Potato Nigger Viagra."

 

[Coelacanth]

WARNING


I cannot accepted restriction from me,
I cannot disrespected of me,
I don't blocked me.

Do not dying for me,
do not blocked for me,
do not deleted from me,
and never without me.

Expectedly.

I am not incorrectly.

I am right and I am okay.​

 

[Meat Target]

He may be a mother raping tranny, but Chan Man has a level of integrity that Pat will never have

A little hard labor might do these soft, weak, crayon eating speds who peaked at age 8 some good.

Another head to put on dear leaders fence

Psychologists should use threads like this for super depressed patients. "I know you feel like you're not worth anything right now. Read this and I'll see you next week."

 

[Aunt Carol]

In closing, I hate this webcomic.

 

[JustSomeDong]

Is this the clown world
or is it fantasy
hit by a cream pie
no escape from insanity
open your eyes
get on the internet and see
We're all fucked, and this is a comedy

 

[Blasterisk]

..it turns out that a diet of corn syrup, mulched grains, salt, paprika, and industrial waste doesn't actually provide every element on the periodic table that people need for their cells to function correctly.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

He wasn't really a rapist, he more or less misappropriated funds to throw swingers parties (which is still a shitty thing) and slapped his wife around.

 

[Meat Target]

I would literally do my State of the Union in MOPP4 and call everyone present nothing but welfare leeches and parasites.

My acceptance speech and swearing in, I'd do wearing a gas mask and laugh like a supervillain during the whole thing.