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[Sleazy Car Salesman]

I wanna see the Indian kid and his special ed friends cuss and go on adventures.

Catfishing, for keeps.

Ryan Haywood might be the only man on the planet that gets boners from seeing a short bus.

not only does she sound insufferable but she's literally plastering it all over twitter dot fucking com that's she's literally so god damn retarded she couldn't tell that someone was raping her. Her parents need to tard wrangle her off the internet or she's going to end up in a ditch somewhere in the next 5 years.

Idk weather to or

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

We need to stop worrying about the green M&M and start worrying about those sexual predators who go after Junior Mints.

 

[stuffandthings]

WTF? If you need M&Ms to justify your shitty life choices, just kill yourself now.

 

[Meat Target]

I CAN'T HEAR YOU IT IS -20 OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THAT MAKES ME RIGHT AND YOU WRONG.

 

[thisighuf]

 

[NerdShamer]

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Don't let your dreams be dreams.

Move to West Virginia and grow a meth orchard.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

He hired a Jesus impersonator

 

[Meat Target]

Some redditor, by way of @JambledUpWords:

Any kind of emo/goth cartoon character. Like Spongebob or Patrick​

 

[MediocreMilt]

there are numerous people who have bots watching my accounts, which i'm pretty sure is prosecutable as stalking.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

If it gets the pedos, I invite fetish ridicule. Sorry, SS uniform, you are hot, but it is for a noble cause.

I hate gay people and I hope all faggots die slowly and painfully.

Please don’t make me think about Dr. King’s urethra

But the twist is, the real Satanists were the Catholic Church the whole time.

>Survive
>Spend one day around niggers?
>Die

Stay on your island if you know what's good for you, britbongs.

The only people who should talk to children about 'polyamory' are the court-appointed social workers explaining to the children why they have to go live with a new family.

 

[Randall Fragg]

If it wasn't for old northeasterners going there to die I doubt Florida would even have any tax revenue to keep itself from turning into redneck heart of darkness

 

[Penis Drager]

PM chain shit:

the world's better off when manufacturing's done by 10 year old slaves in Bangladesh

 

[Snekposter]

I always assumed General Winter only specialized in defense. Turns out he can do offense too.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Fewer inbred Europeans taking up resources that should rightfully be going to the United States. Is this supposed to be a tragedy? Let them die.

"Hot guy summer burned itself out and winter's gonna be long, hard and dark, just like Mangindo who you're NOT gonna be fucking."

I am happy to watch it all burn, but don't badmouth poor Adolf sempai. He was a good dude.

Maine Coon cats are the most epic of all cats.

This half chubby Ryan wearing glasses and fixing a Minecraft server, little did everyone know he was a sick fuck.

We born, we cope, we die

 

[CatParty]

From @Null stream

Here to smash box

 

[PhoBingas]

You can see his utter disgust for pussy in his eyes...

 

[Spud]

Chimp in state of nature never jerks off, but in captivity he does, wat mean?

 

[HIVidaBoheme]

Fat idiot can’t even figure out how to use clippers. This is like watching a chimp trying to operate a computer. This is seriously painful, she is so incredibly stupid and useless.

Regarding Chantal's new hairdo

 

[JustSomeDong]

Regarding Digi and Meigh:

He also uses the word 'doppleganger', so he found the closest thing to himself in female form he could find and that's what Ralph's fucking now.