random_text.txt

[Haffhart]

Imagine a post apocalyptic wasteland with roving bands of furries running it. That would be terrifying yet hilarious at the same time.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

transbian bed death

The coof done bit my sxster Kev
with whitey on the troon
his face and amhole, start to swell
and whitey's on the troon

 

[Meat Target]

We used to throw people in volcanoes to appease the gods. Should we bring that practice back as well?

Evidently, yes.

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

Three bangers from Stephanie:

"Turns out I'm transgender and autistic, which is incredibly common. I should've had an adult be my advocate, but they bullied me too."

"I grew up being able to talk to the dead, now I realize everything has a spirit, and trees are great conversationalists."

"if you don't realize how detrimental to a person's mental health it can be to be featured on k*wi f*rms... you're probably from k*wi f*rms"

 

[Meiwaku]

From @Bonesjones :

Can you imagine being a cop and having to stop a guy from shooting up a philosophy department? It's like stopping someone from picking up litter for free.

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

From our UCLA Kang philosopher's 800-page masterpiece manifesto.

 

[MediocreMilt]

<-- do i need to random.txt_txt that myself?

Glad I could help, Tom.

 

[Anne Hyroe]

Today I discovered the Pamperchu thread.

A lot of people have fucked up childhoods, and they don't slap diapers on.

something something microwave

Pamperchu is actually more functional than most people in his thread.

His mom needs to go out for a pack of smokes, change her name, and never look back.

 

[Blackhole]

I love Andrew Dobson. I want to impregnate him.

"Cock vore tattoos" was a concept that I really didn't need to contemplate.

Cops are fags and if you disagree you should kill yourself.

>Book 1. Terrorist NIGGERS
You can say what you want about him, but this guy really knows how to use effective hook lines in writing.

“I don’t like opiates.”
—Ethan Fucking Ralph

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

sorry, I thought this is Post the random.txt currently on your screen thread

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[Sleazy Car Salesman]

My probably-now-ex boyfriend of 5 years is really into Touhou and has ghosted me for the past 3 months since I started terfposting on twitter so there’s probably some truth to it tbh.

 

[Blackhole]

reddit is the worst thing in human history and anything that gets a subreddit immediately turns into a shit slurpee that concentrates the dumbest, meanest parts of it while aggressively driving out and censoring anyone sane.

I'm getting sick and tired of having to rape every single day. Nobody asked me what I thought about this whole thing. We should at least get weekends off.

anominous is a very quotable user

 

[Dolomite]

You don't understand! It's either rubber penis or suicide!

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Is that the original shitting dick nipples? I've seen three or four variations, and I'm never sure which is the original horror.

Oh god I have no idea. I just know it is a shitting dicknipple. One out of many.

anominous is a very quotable user

 

[Radical Cadre]

I got thousands in the bank

 

[Tard Police]

TFW even pirates won’t steal your shit.

Day 2 of Black History Month and already I want it to fucking end.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

I don't know how we got to this point in the conversation, but it's always helpful to have a reminder how am holes are like a cheap bootleg of the real thing.

 

[Meiwaku]

From our Matthew Manifesto:

29. I don't even have a foot fetish, I just like to challenge myself

48. NIGGER delete your Leprechaun energy

And

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

I'm hoping to get a fresh blackface for a profile picture.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

They're probably jerking it relentlessly in the tub by now. It even has a drain for easy cleanup.

You probably go to some underground sex club in Berlin where you get tied up and beaten by Jewess dominatrices and have them shit down your throat with Hava Nagila playing in the background