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[Sleazy Car Salesman]

In spite of all the regionalism and petty internal squabbles (East Canada vs West Canada, ROC vs Quebec etc.), Terry became a symbol for a cause that all Canadians could rally behind.

The violence has already started as officer manlet is subjected to the most brutal mogging ever seen.

And fuck you for implying I'm canadian.

Unlike the snake, the goose is actually a terrible and evil creature.

Na, it was to prove that there was a chance the man who was shot had shot himself while trying to draw. And he did successfully demonstrate proof of that... by shooting himself in the stomach by accident. But since "shooting himself by accident" is a good way to describe his life, nothing really changed for him.

 

[Big Nasty]

It's not much but it beats sucking dick for gas money.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Someone really needs to make a downfall hitler parody of Trudeau cowardly hiding in his bunker

if i had 5 nukes the world would be a much safer and happier place.
toronto? torontNo.

White nationalism is when my cat takes a shit on my dilator right before I use it

White nationalism is when my HRT is seized by customs.

Someone surely must have made drones that can house airhorns and blow them already right? Seems like a good way of fucking with urbanites. Also still mad nobody has taken my idea of arming a drone with a super soaker filled with Surstromming juice. Spray it on your local fiery but mostly peaceful protest. These guys always say we should be more like the swedes so they're bigots if they throw up from the smell of a nice Scandinavian delicacy.

You'd have a bunch of dudes with meth-ventilation systems like Bane running around in scrap-built death machines constructed out of salvaged 70s vehicles with almost no electronic components wearing body armor gerry-rigged from AR500 targets armed with carbines pretty quick.

Longest "I'm a massive faggot" screed in this thread so far.

Well done.

On the downside I need to start respecting Canadians. So that sucks

 

[SneedEyeMitch]

Just realized I'm retarded.

 

[Anne Hyroe]

 

[Meat Target]

Civilization's tits have not produced the sweetest clown milk yet, or something.

Keep your sexual fantasies out of the Thunderdome.

Gross, we have a maple rape baby in this thread

 

[ABE LINN COHN]

"Doreens law: the more popular an online community becomes, the greater the chance it becomes moderated by power hungry tranny nannies."

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Civilization's tits have not produced the sweetest clown milk yet, or something.

You sound like a gross mutt. Your rental property will be appropriated by the people and turned into a trucker rest stop.

A seething dicklet? In my country?

 

[Aunt Carol]

If your baby happens to catch fire:

 

[Slav Power]

 

[Lovecraft's Cat]

Tenacity is more than just grit
Tenacity is the sum total of grinding everyday
Bringing your whole heart to the table, bare, everyday
Tenacity is not stepping on others but noticing that others have fallen, picking them up and carrying them with you to the finish

From the Tranch thread. OP by @Neko GF

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

All my cereal boxes are ruined by that disgusting language

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

Nigga just has two buttholes.

Excuse me, it's a handsome hole.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Kind of impressed the liberal party has a staffer on kiwifarms...usually they keep so busy on twitter.

STOP SPEAKING IN FRENCH YOU FUCKING NIGGER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

This ridiculous prancing lala homo faggot can claim he is not intimidated all he likes.

I wish there were some feature where when you open this thread it'd be like old Myspace with ear rape music that starts immediately playing, but instead of some shitty aughts music nobody remembers it's just truck horns.

My plan has been to become the uncontested warlord of the HOA.

Also his knife is gay and should go back to wish.com. Real niggas carry Spydercos.

Imagine thinking refinement and culture and status as being defined by completely lacking the ability to sit down to enjoy a Super Bird at Denny's or some other totally normal food. Imagine deluding yourself into thinking that this is some kind of own.

One day is ironic futanari spam, the next is ironic "trap mode aesthetic guides", the next is totally ironic /r9k/'s incel to troon grooming discords.

Do you think you could adapt an Indian War Song to be done with just Truck Horns?

Okay Socrates. All you've done in this thread is whine about muh white solidarity and coom over how fucked we all are.

He looks like he's insisting that the voice of God told him to do all those rapes.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Bleeding heart woke white liberal christ cucking people whose Bible is the white man's burden and of course greed since keeping all this apes around, is to fuck with middle class and working people who keep voting in cuckservatives.

 

[Blackhole]

"Cuck" is too weak a word for this. He is a gigacuck. An übercuck. The final boss of cucks.

There's a difference between being gay and being a faggot.

Cant believe Metokur's name was James Agusneed formely O’Chucknessy

 

[Unpaid Emotional Labourer]

Stop being a pussy and saying fag-talk.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

@NoReturn is secretly a youtube shill trying to get me to watch all the unboxing videos.

I'm on to you, catman.

 

[Tour of Italy]

For the record, I am a based woman; hence, I run on high estrogen, as opposed to the majority of my sadly left-leaning female peers, which seem to be on hormone blockers and/or cross- sex hormones at the moment. The salty tears shall flow however long they have to. I don't identify as a beta. Kek.

 

[Meat Target]

It gets so hard and lonely fighting the power, thank god for this thread fellow Kiwis, I'm not alone. I wrote your names down on my dildo last night, so that I can keep you all inside me when I feel alone <3