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[Basement Dwelling Dork]

NIGGER delete your leprechaun energy.
(Doctor Mathew based schizo)

 

[craftingcheetah]

Some gems from the SkyDoesMinecraft thread

Writing racial slurs with your blood is a super schizo and hilarious move

SkyDoesDomesticAbuse

The "MQ" (minecraft question) needs answers.

just got done with a hardcore sesh of minecraft, time to beat my wife and rape some kids.

 

[HitchWunter]

Moral of the story:
Gaslighting is fun

(Might have already been posted but just in case)

 

[Meat Target]

@Beautiful Border said:

Is it just me, or is there something about Beanie Babies that unlocks a deep, primal rage in you?​

Especially the fucking duck one. How can anyone look at this and not want to inflict terrible pain onto it?

 

[Return of the Freaker]

If some tards have the balls to show up and fight a trucker and someone caught it on cam I swear to God I'll be a good boy and stop bullying mentally ill people on the fruit site for a day.

He's finally able to fulfill his dream of being an unfuckable catlady librarian. Godspeed, you hideous chud.

 

[Bionicle of War]

If white women had pointy ears like Zelda they would be harder for the jew to corrupt

I needed Zelda's kiss so i became a martyr

Some Zelda quotes from death sentences.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

If you're watching a show about ancient Egypt and you hear someone drop the words "Arby's Big Beef & Cheddar", maybe rewind and double-check what you heard!

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Even as an extreme racist I find those Pakistani gun review videos comfy.

"No guys srsly I have to stay at home and watch the bambi sleep otherwise I turn into a giganigga and start raping toddlers"

 

[Meat Target]

Maybe if the Jews stopped eating her children she wouldn't be as antisemitic

 

[KiwiFuzz]

unrealistic expectations of what life with a mutilated penis would actually be like

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Not that it makes it any less of an abhorrent act but was it a female or male retard?

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

And then someone brings up the Jews…

i can dodge the earthly oven but not the heavenly oven it seems

Whoa buddy, not to kinkshame but this is a wholesome thread.

lol wow I'd completely forgotten about the Olympics. I had to check to see when they started. Surprise! There's some olympics happening today lads! Like real "official" ones. Boring as fuck because of all the trannies, I'm sure. This Trucker Convoy is far more entertaining sport.

If you are unfortunate enough to have a child, they should be shown Pride Parades and kept inside at all costs so that they don't ruin a redditor's day by calling them a faggot for still playing Mario party by themselves at age 36.

The first thing i did in Hong Kong was go out and eat goose because it was the only time I could get revenge on those fuckers.

I fucking loathe Imgur.

 

[Johnny Clyde Cash]

Bringing some gold over from the Matthew Harris thread.

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I was not expecting a rant on K-Pop in this manifesto.

 

[Fetish Roulette]

I'd advise you to spend the time you had blocked out for babyfur gayops learning how to spell.

My own, but I realized after typing it out how cursed it was.

 

[ColtWalker1847]

A WEAPON TO SURPASS BALL PIT

Imagine a Redditor. Now age that Redditor down about 10-15 years. That's an Imgurian.

 

[Law]

Asian music sounds like someone setting a table for half an hour and then leaving while the house burns down.

This thread is going to be a random text goldmine.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Do you think this LOLsuit gives you power over me?

Bro, have you SEEN how much Reddit karma they have?

At least I thought it was funny when I was redditor (my retardation has subsided slightly since then).

Eowyn is hot and I would snuggle with her.

Confiscate all their funko pops and dragon dildos, and set fire to them in a latter-day Bonfire of the Vanities.

Break out the hockey sticks and fire up Kraft Dinner. The Canadians come for the cheese.

Sounds like you need to get laid.

Current Year is so strange.

 

[SCSI]

Monarchy is gay and I would not have sex with it.

Like a mighty pokemon this means your Autism has now evolved into full Retardation.

I usually just sigh, drop my pants, and after they marvel for a moment at the pendulous apparatus they ask me to leave and not come back.

Spam is the tits. On the 20th anniversary of 9/11, I ate an entire can of it to spite Muhammad (Piss Be Upon Him).

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

What happened to that dork who was doing his best Algus from Final Fantasy Tactics impression in this thread?

You cry, the world honks.

 

[Law]

Regardless, you, the solar system, the Kuyper belt, the galaxy, the local cluster, and the stellar neighborhood fucking knows them feetz and toes be STANKIN something WACKY.