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[DumbDude42]

I once dated a woman over a foot taller than me. Every time she bent over to kiss me, all I could think about were those wildlife videos of birds puking worms down their babies' throats. BLURRGGHHH

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Well I guess my dream of Ian tracking down /k/'s Hotaru Maniac and paying him big bucks to write drug-fueled stream-of-consciousness rants about raping Bosnian women in the 1990s is toast.

I can't recall a single situation where someone has called any organization, said anything like this, and gotten a reaction that wasn't instantly being arrested.

How retarded do you have to be?

Remember kids, it's not bookburning if the book doesn't exist yet. And it's double-not bookburning if the book doesn't have a tranny in it.

Does anyone even listen to bomb threats anymore? I think our courthouse lets them go to voicemail.

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

@WolfeTone

 

[Iron Hamster]

Generally if someone shows you their KF thread on the first date? Yeah, I'd say that's a bit of a red flag...

 

[GHTD]

BOMB THE AIRPORT AT THE GATE.

 

[Putin Bot]

From Matthew C. Harris's infinite words of wisdom:

Don't eat falafel NIGGER. NIGGER don't eat falafel. So when you blow up times square don't yell "falafel burger" NIGGER stop dressing like a falafel burger.

My new political movement is openly anti-latino. We are proud of our ancestory and don't wish to share it with tomahawks nachochuckers and featherheads. Put those tamales into a singular plural form you stupid beaner.

The ATROCITY that is the Asian male with a white female should make all people vomit instantly and gather their pitchforks because it's offensive to god.

 

[Cats]

 

[Useful_Mistake]

The United States Government has clearly stated several times that the bodies were nothing more than scorched mannequins.

 

[Anne Hyroe]

Being an expert at being mad on the Internet is not exactly something to be proud of.

She's like a crazy boomerang

 

[Useful_Mistake]

you're thinking of age in the wrong direction

 

[Meat Target]

Voted 4th hottest mom at her Pentecostal church. Probably.

 

[The Great Citracett]

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

She stuck flags up her ass, filmed it, and posted it on the internet. Repeatedly.

Also my piss now smells like tuna fish and manure on the fields smells pretty pleasant. 7/10 I would recommend COVID.

I usually just sigh, drop my pants, and after they marvel for a moment at the pendulous apparatus they ask me to leave and not come back.

We already have straight-only spaces. They’re called mosques.

No I want to see a whale dick.

Behold my serpent, wench.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

God damn the way niggers flail their limbs around when they're shooting is obnoxious.

Sounds suspiciously chinky to me.

THE LEAFS HAVE GAINED CONTROL OF THE RAKE
I REPEAT
THE LEAFS HAVE GAINED CONTROL OF THE RAKE

not the leafs, the branches
assembling together as a mighty fasces, but with rakes instead of axes

That has got to be a PEAK REDDIT moment of all time.

Oh and cats shit wherever they want, they're dickheads like that.

His name is Mohammed Achbar Poutine Putan Ali Achbar.

It is absolutely disgraceful that no one has claimed Ron Deathsantis as a powerful username yet.

 

[Law]

Kevin is a chaos agent who will destroy reality

If you haven't read the Kevin thread yet, I highly reccomend it.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

"Alright kids, let's sing a nursery rhyme. Old J. Hoover had some men, F-B-F-B-I!"

And for the last time, I apologise for being illiterate.

You can skip the last 10 pages then. This revelation triggered a doomerism wave then a few pages of infighting before talking the doomers off the ledge.

Just a reminder to everyone: IF EZRA LEVANT HAS A FUNDRAISER FOR SOMTHING DO NOT GIVE TO IT THAT FAT KIKES A THEIF LOOK FOR A REAL ONE.

 

[Blackhole]

We've reached levels of kino I thought impossible just a few days ago

The Mundane Matt redemption arc is real.

@Null you fucking miss everything, bro. Stop sleeping. You're not allowed to go to sleep anymore.

This isn't Kiwi Farms anymore, this is Cornhub.

The only reason Vito spergs about the Canadian child graves is because he's mad he can't molest them anymore

The world's gone fucking mad and I hate that somehow it constantly gets worse with no silver lining anywhere in sight.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Is that...cornfetti?

 

[Jah Hates Kaffirs]

 

[Bender]

You can't just stroll in and say you've got a mean case of boneleeches without elaborating, it's not allowed.