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[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Now you're just projecting your deviant tastes about fat gay grifters onto me.

I want the honking, pizza-making, bouncy castle kind of organization.

You know, the last few hours have made me feel better. Stepping away from the thread certainly helped.

 

[Meat Target]

"Alright kids, let's sing a nursery rhyme. Old J. Hoover had some men, F-B-F-B-I!"

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Even Zombies need ASL sometimes

(possibly in possession of such sights to show you)

Wedge asking Twitter why a bunch of teenagers were telling him that public sex was bad after vehemently insisting that fucking in public was part of the straight culture and therefore needed to be destigamatized for queers was living rent free in my head since August.

ASSIGNED COP AT BIRTH
ASSIGNED COP AT BIRTH
ASSIGNED COP AT BIRTH
ASSIGNED COP AT BIRTH

 

[Blackhole]

To attend a Sexology course headed by a tranny is like attending a Psychiatry course headed by a schizophrenic.

 

[Meat Target]

I still can't believe Minnie Mouse said "faggot" and wasn't cancelled.

 

[Margo Martindale]

Some from the Dr Matthew thread:

"Yeah a blonde adult is a red flag that you are dealing with a faggot in the closet" "I like children though".

"You just too fucked up on the diabetes to understand."

"don't get me wrong I would fuck a redhead. But I still hate leprechauns"

"Doggystyle should sound like a child smashing her fingers into a birthday cake."

" my math teacher was surprised in 8th grade when I walked up to her desk with a full erection"

"It was the kind of shit Nazis were harvesting. Probably stolen from Nigger's somehow".

"230. CHING CHONG CHIIIIIING CHEEEEEENG CHOONG FRIED DUCK ROLLED ROAST PORK EGG ROAST RAAANG PONG PING PONG"

"In and attempt to make myself a genius more profound than any other I once masturbated to music and mathematics theoroms."

"The cracker man has a 1 inch clit with a small vagina underneath it."

"Zelda must be murdered. where are my serial killers."

"Yeah bitch I took a shit on the dance floor and met a dirt mongoloid student on the street and fucked her titties on my way to the airport"

"Hahahee some philosophers talk about sanitation in terms of POOP and residual residue. Other philosopher's talk about sanitation in terms of PEEE we call it piss where I'm from."

"Kikes are poisoning our culture and rap is basically ground zero for the genocide of NIGGER. Kikes
cannot be allowed to steal the NIGGER culture"

"detroit should never have had any white rappers and now it is drinking shitwater as a divine
punishment. 50 cent is to blame."

"48. NIGGER delete your leprechaun energy"

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

Humans are literally more related to foxes than chimps

 

[Meat Target]

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"Here, there is no credibility to attack.

"It was in all caps in big letters making it hard to read"

 

[Autistic Joe]

"I'm trans because I didn't like locker room talk"
"so anyway this lesbian totally sucked my feminine penis"

 

[Meat Target]

This is 'using a lamphrey eel as a fleshlight' levels of retardation here.

 

[UncleTusky]

From the GRS/SRS Surgeons thread:

Scrotum looks like a mango.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Love you too faggot, God bless.

Can you morons at least try to post relevant content along with your untiring freakouts? Did anyone bother to even post that a state of emergency was declared today?

Well MY daydreams also included the technology to make an Iron Man suit that has a high powered air horn protruding from each elbow, and I follow around your daydreams in the skies going HONKHONKHONK while doing a little dance.

In my pre-satellite radio days I could tell you what you could pick up where in the entire western US. It was a lot of Art Bell and political talk radio. Sometimes you could get an old timey country station, those were the best. Sports are good too.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

John still has a penis a inverted penis is a penis and then he wants to show everyone his penis

Nevermind the fact that without industrial civilization and it's consequences, there are no trannies and there are no bathrooms.

don't do the mariana trench like that, it's the deepest place on earth

 

[Law]

You done messed up Brittney Jane Rogers from Texas.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Whoever said Twitter is about imagining somebody who doesn't exist is real just to get angry about it deserves a Nobel prize.

If you seek purity, you will find nothing.

Fluoride in the water not Nature Gender courses.

Racist shitposters are literally killing trans animals

Wait is it a female deer that grew antlers or a male deer that has no penis?
This distinction is very important

"Kyle... we've got one more mission for you."

"I don't do that anymore, chief."

STOP. APOLOGIZING.

Ten to one odds, if this fag had a time machine he'd rape himself.

I hate queers more than i hate myself these days

Wouldn't that violate the conservation of energy in that no two same amounts of matter can occupy the same space or something from Timecop and cause him to destroy himself by assfucking?

I'd have more respect for this guy if he just admitted he jacks off while fantasising about Marty McFly butt fucking his teenage father.

Fuck you, it is perfection and if you don't like it how it is you should pour a bottle of bleach in a bucket and DROWN YOURSELF IN IT.

I assume the son's time travel novel is about him traveling back in time to rape himself to ensure he becomes a troon.

Pounded in the Butt by my Future Butt.

 

[SCSI]

What a retarded web we weave.

Equality means crack pipes for all of us.

Glow niggers supply the crack and congress supplies the pipes to smoke the crack. This is absurd even by clown world standards.

The merge has truly begun, the deer have started to troon out. They must have discovered reddit

Everybody gangsta till the deer get groomed

Goddamn. Even the deer are trooning out.

 

[tranny2000]

Calling your potential lawyer a "downs syndrome loli" is a great way to build rapport.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Judging from how bloated he's become the only thing Trudeau would be putting into his mouth is a butter stick

Oh shit frenchy just switched to English to tell off a faggot lefty grandstanding. Ill try a shitty clip shortly

Fuckin jannies give me back my winner sticker

I turn the stream on and the french woman is making sense. We're truly in clown world.

I’m not watching these cunts say the same 3 things over and over again, let me know when Trudeau kills himself or resigns

Why not both? Meth and GRIDS go together like sin and damnation.

Am I kawaii, Trudeau-san?

Wrestling is real, folks. Don't let this faggot mislead you, sweet children.

If a Saint Bernard decides he likes you and that he wants to be a lap dog, you don't get a say in the matter. He is now a lap dog, and your lap belongs to him.

You'd think, but this is Clown World and every day brings fresh horrors.

Build your own overland shipping economy bro

I hope your cat pukes in your shoes.

(I am not watching like 10+ hours combined of politiroaches ranting, I have neither enough rum nor autism for that.) (Well, I do, but my liver can't keep up and I'm pretty sure I need that to shitpost.)

 

[Law]

As the Cobraverse lore master I laugh at you all.

 

[Meat Target]

IF A&N FAGGOTS COULD PLEASE STOP SPINNING UP CONSPIRACIES ABOUT MODERATION FOR ONE FUCKING WEEK I WOULD REALLY APPRECIATE IT.