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[Blackhole]

Lolifags belong in body bags

He is worse than an autist. He is, and may Allah forgive me for uttering this word, a Brazilian.

Hairy poossy and the goblet of cheap wine.

Listen here cum-slut, I bet you 5 million dollars that you don’t talk to minors. But guess what? I own 7.

"YOU LOVE THE ROTTING SMELL OF MY TURDS COMING OUT OF YOUR ASASHOLE"

When the milk is running dry on your favorite cow(s), something is always going on in Articles & Happenings.

What's the DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAL with CatParty?

 

[Open Window Maniac]

So based on your username, is it fair to assume that you're .01% Clarence Thomas's black dick?

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Especially if you shave them and use foundation and blush.

 

[feral cat #6385]

I have never seen anyone in my life more worthy of being called a faggot.

 

[Mr Bunny]

When nuclear war hits the Amish will reclaim the Earth.

 

[AnOminous]

Now please, kill yourself, retard nigger.

 

[Plaintiff is fat]

"that is not how oopsie doodles works, stalker."

 

[Open Window Maniac]

@Sage In All Fields becuase I can't quote you directly

But what's scarier than women? Black people

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

I guarantee you every 4chan tranny has a Discord account, and is a member of at least five different "trans-positive" discord servers.

If this war doesn't end in at least 2 pages of redditors bleeding out this war was for nothing

Sesame Street would have hit different with this as a musical segment about Tuesday.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

*take out emergency cup*
Null needs to spend more on an office like Newgrounds instead of making those hooligans stop sending child porn.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Holy shit, NO, go ride a bike without a seat.

I'd like to see a magic school show, only its depicted more realistic in a reasonable way. Not realistic like "Oh, this is serious, so the MC's gonna get raped in the 1st episode",

 

[Big Scumfuck]

John promised me sheep monsters covered in eyes. Where are my sheep monsters, John?

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Opiate/opioids are notorious for having constipation as a side effect.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

I had to start hiding my powerlevel because my mom caught me being racist against Italians when I was on the phone with my friend.

Please go take a cold shower

Wedding nights in the Islamic world must be like the worst craps game ever.

 

[SCSI]

If society had this idea that I was too stupid to know better, you bet your ass I'd be saying controversial, borderline insane shit on camera all the time and then going "teehee I didn't know what I was saying teehee". It'd be hilarious. That's why I'm cultivating a reputation as the village retard. Once I'm in, I've got it made.

 

[Plague Flea]

“Oh wow you didn’t do chores today because you were injured. Good job.”

From the Kindness thread, here:

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Throwing in the capitalism bit at the end made me laugh.

 

[Leslie Nielsen]

I enjoyed it when it was about black people. Now it's just about niggers.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Self-proclaimed tranarchist that would explode if I said the n-word and killed someone (It's not real tranarchy)

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

I like when Japanese creators start with sex, but then end up actually world building in an interesting way.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

You can make fun of people, yes.

I mean, if you're going to be cucked by anything, a literal horsecock isn't the worst possibility.

I swear dealing with porn was really simple. You just didn't talk about it.

If there was a cleaning service that doubled as hookers, he'd probably spend all his money on that and would have lost the apartment even sooner.

I think that's like the 4th or 5th rapist he's defended and orbited around.

Nice to see him retweet the tranny rapist.

It's basically his security blanket.