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[Sexy Senior Citizen]

There have absolutely been times I've been uncomfortable with some of the bits, but I can't clutch my pearls, because the hardest I've ever laughed is when a reddit member accidentally killed his 2-year-old son in a traffic accident outside Walmart.

 

[TheRetardKing]

"Actually, in MY state, Sally is of age, so fuck you!"

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Biden needs to use his power to give John Schnatter back Papa Johns, it will be the killing blow against Russia

 

[KiwiFuzz]

TW: incest, non con, futa, anal vore, femboy, tentacles, vampires, voyeurism, mpreg, abortions, peanut allergies

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Stop Grooming Children. I used emojis to connect with the younger crowd.

 

[Sicklick]

 

[Blackhole]

ive had over 9000 concussions in my life, yes. ive had brain damage. when you have a concussion you have. but ive rebuilt and rewired my brain with gay sex and forums drama over the span of my life.

it's all a plot from the ZOG, Soros, Pamperchu and the (((Brussels public transport authority))) to turn commuters into ABDL deviants

I am not bothered. In fact, I am so not bothered, I will quote what you said word for word, which totally didn't bother me, and tell everyone how it doesn't bother me before making it so you can't send me more messages that don't bother me, solely so I can't get not-bothered by you again in the future.

im going to ram my dick down your throat and blast a load directly into your stomach.

I am going to dox you. Get the fuck out of here you little gay ass faggot. I'm not even kidding you're two seconds away from getting doxed a lil bit you faggot ass nigger

I've got to stop reading this thread. Will I? No. I'm a dumbass.

It's like the 4 jiggies having an orgy like the bill nye ice cream orgy but less cringe inducing.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

why are white people in video games? nobody likes them lmao

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

fat Jihadi executioner up there may not win any Mr. universe contests but if you're going to be executed, he's the guy you want to do it.

Minor powerlevel but the Fruit Gushers ads caused me not to try them when I was little because I was afraid that if I ate one, my head would turn into a fruit.

 

[Meat Target]

How fucking fragile do you have to be to consider sexless males with opinions on the same scale as Osama Bin Laden?

 

[Mr Bunny]

Please, don't use the R-word. I prefer to call it "special penis operations"

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Torquemada did nothing wrong. remember that.

 

[Niggasaurus Rex]

I'm not 100% sure what the way of righteousness is but it probably isn't supposed to be related to getting laid.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

If people not having sex is so much of a threat to society, why don't you help them have sex?

 

[Chi-com Soldier]

On the other hand, she probably lost a dildo up there or something, and this is what your taxes are paying for.

 

[Meat Target]

I came to fedpost and not take my meds
And I'm all outta meds

 

[PhoBingas]

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

[Pay no mind to the inherent potential irony of this post]

 

[Ken Barlow]

Jesus. Fucking. Christ.

I can safely say I have never in my life seen a worse collection of sad, miserable faggots.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Ethan Klein still filming his face trying to escape?


Nigga needs pills


More pills, less pills, whatevs

faggotry is a vicious vortex of genetic dead endism, that will entrap as many lives as it can