random_text.txt

[Cats]

 

[Meat Target]

Its a train what did you expect? Autistics love trains almost as much as dinosaurs and tendies.

 

[Coelacanth]

You'll be the spirit of poo mountain and then you'll get your very own Scooby Doo episode.

 

[Meat Target]

If I see one more discarded Swisher Sweets package in the parking lot I'm going on the fucking warpath.

 

[Blackhole]

Don't do transformation fetish porn kids. I use to think it was hip and cool to do but now look at me, stuck as a couch.

Kiwifarms is one of those bacteria cultures where the researchers randomly restrict nutrients to to see if it evolves or dies.

Listen Jack, I don't know a lot of things.

Web developers are essentially the same as mobile app developers. They are predatory scum making genocide-ware that holocausts man-hours in their ReactJS ovens.

The future isn't just female, it might also have a penis, and that's something to celebrate.

Oh, I think we've already broken the autism barrier.

"I had my dick turned into a vagina and you haven't messaged once."

"When the Pandemic's Over." Nigga, its been over. Its done, dusted. It's a stiff! Bereft of life, It rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed it to the perch It'd be pushing up the daisies! Its metabolic processes are now history! It's off the twig! It's kicked the bucket, It's shuffled off its mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the fucking' choir invisible!! Its an EX Pandemic.

This is your brain on trooning out. Any questions?

this isn't a porn site and i'm not his nigger. deal with it

 

[KiwiFuzz]

'FUCKING TRANSPHOBES I KNOW JESSE SINGAL SENT YOU!'

RIDE NOW! RIDE FOR RUIN! AND THE WORLD'S ENDING!

And then it turns out the lesson plan is just a bunch of sketches of big black dicks.

It's an impressive speedrun of hubris, "gender euphoria", and fecal-scented regret.

Access to white people is not a human right.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

The uvula is in your throat. You mean vulva perhaps?

"My wife loved it so much she didn't even want me doing oral on her"


....Maybe because she's disgusted by what you've become?

What the fuck am I looking at?

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Thank you brother. I am the former Tax Attorney of DSP, my pronouns are Kill Yourself/Thomas Wasserburg

 

[Ebony Way]

"show bobs" is a fucking meme and I will burn you Discord niggers trying to say that it's pedophilia out of my site. Don't take "show bobs" and turn it into something it's not you soulless goblin faggots. I've seen a man rape a dog to death with a wooden stake covered in ants, and I've seen a child abuser who ate his step-sister's shit sing songs about it as a consequence of running this site. Consider yourself lucky if this benign nothing manages to offend you.

a ten man squad was booped on the snoot! war is heckerino!!

 

[Epic Fail Man]

I blame vaccines for my exceptionalism.

 

[stupid frog]

TaterFarmer A moment ago
Getting kicked from every possible platform is how Chins makes herseslf a suitable mate for Null.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Nigga it's the birth of your child get that big chungus off his ass

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

I'm a six star Air Force Seal so that makes me the most qualified to geo politic strategic shit post.

Tales from the crypt can have a reboot just with the stories from this thread.

you are not and never will be a woman, pwngirl24

Bro I'm a fifteen-star General because I got five stars in three different branches and then I quit and am going into the ANG next week because I need five more.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

The Paralympics was created because Usain Bolt felt threatened by handicapped athletes.

 

[Electric Pence]

I say the same thing, but I address myself as MRA/MGTOW so it's not hypocritical.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

oh i hope your boyfriend rips you a new fistula and then leaves you in the street

 

[Rome's rightful successor]

There are certain people you don't fuck with simply for their skills. You don't fuck with your waiter because he's the last person to handle your food, you don't fuck with your plumber because he knows which pipes to clog in order to turn your drains into shit geysers, and you don't fuck with software developers because they can push your shit in without leaving their chairs.

 

[Bloitzhole]

You can't just get a nurse to fist her hands into your cervix to hold it in like it's some Dragon Ball Z kamehameha energy ball.

 

[Aunt Carol]

That's a doctored 9/11 photo. Highly taboo in the size community.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

I want to see a real rape video

They threadbanned me from all of them