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[Sexy Senior Citizen]

But I don't think it deserves praise for breaking some new ground because well really I was a kid who watched King of the Hill nearly daily growing up.

I'm just gonna nick my roommates disney plus and watch it now since I don't trust the faggots on either side to give me a clear picture.

That fucking hair.

was he attacked by wasps and a lawn mowa?

Originally I thought the "You're not allowed to talk to other men" posts were somewhere on the joke/irony spectrum, but now I am convinced that he was 100% serious and it scares me.

Suck me me my penis

You cannot refuse payments.

 

[Blackhole]

Some people fight with weapons and anti tank missiles. Me? I convince myself I've reduced my countries online enemies to tears by calling them faggots and threatening to rape their deceased relatives in online forums while chewing down donated expired kielbasa from the safety of Polish emergency refugee accommodation. My service may not win me any medals, but in my heart I know I deserve one.

this genetically indeterminate walking mud creature self identifies as a nigger so maybe fuck off with your pedantic whining

The slippery slope is real and it ends in you being told to let your kid be pimped out for equity.

 

[Cats]

 

[SCSI]

Why would you even bother being online if not to post the most retarded shit you can imagine?

Disagree with me all you want I'm still here and retarded

 

[BIG BILL HELL'S]

I'm not quite sure, I don't speak fag as fluently as I used to.

 

[barbie meat]

the flag and gun reference i get but not the nose tube reference im sorry i dont watch anime i haven’t watched one since aeon flux in the 90’s can someone please explain that tube

 

[KiwiFuzz]

His amhole roughly on par with ww1 facial reconstruction surgery.

What harrowing, violent victimization it must be. People viewing his content in a place where they can't be forced to lie.

No waist, no thighs, chiseled jawline, horrible moobs, big feet. Like a gay pelican.

It is a chilling endictment of troonisms fallow spoils.

Picture sharing a bed with a healing amhole, before it’s even farting.
It would smell like a butcher shop under there.
Add in the current situation with the shit gas, and you’ve got the kill floor at the abattoir.
He gone

Ever had a fart cook under your blanket? Imagine that to an insane degree, mixed with the smell of pus and blood and other excretions...

It's almost like he didn't think this through at all.

Never thought a chicken neck would make me coom my pants

Call it instinct, but something tells me a pentacostal BPD autistic tranny will keep delivering

He fingered his thrussy for his no-ass body.

 

[Meiwaku]

Dude Weed:

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Private Joker PL-ing & Nikocado thread:

Years ago I had a black downstairs neighbor and a mudshark. Of course he was always assaulting her. One night the muddy was screaming for help while I was eatin' pizza and watchin' die hard. I kicked my floor and told the black guy to just kill her and shut her up. Eventually he did get arrested and I got to loot shit out of the apartment because he never came back.

So your hobbies include posting Nikocado fart compilations and looting black people's apartments. Very interesting guy.

I can hear why he wasn't concerned. That woman has the least convincing "I'm being stabbed" screams ever.

Random troon thread:

You sure your mom didn't put the vaccine in your tea and coffee?

Fighting Nazis by Daylight
Dilating by Moonlight
Never Running from a Tweet Fight
He is the one Named Sailor Troon

Anna Thread:

Imagine something more niggerish than an actual nigger. That is a Puerto Rican

Fanny_Traggot/ Kev thread:

No waist, no thighs, chiseled jawline, horrible moobs, big feet. Like a gay pelican.

And just like that, any lingering sympathy I had for him is more gone than his penis.

I never thought I'd say this, but where is AIDS when you need it?

 

[Mr Bunny]

Course, I never said a Hispanic man couldn't convert to Islam to own the Pope.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

Say nigger every single day and be glad you can, because one day you won't be able to.

 

[ten dollars off]

Feces is mostly fiber, fat and bacteria. I'm not a dietician, but it sounds like it'd be pretty low on the glycemic index.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

What if it isn't a Troll, huh? What if it's literally just my unfiltered opinion that you're a piece of shit? What then, faggot.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

A based Chris Cuomo would be amazing

 

[Meat Target]

Somewhere a bottle of anti-schizophrenia medication remains untaken.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

The ASMR thots fear us self-tinglers.

 

[Kosher Dill]

If you believe I am in a perpetual state of unstable mental derangement now.. You should have known me when they drugged me up. Nah dood like it or not as far as meds go.. Un-medicated is best for me.

 

[Cats]

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

No joke she gave me a blowjob and instantly I came because it felt like the velvet robe of an angel on my cock.

 

[Cats]

 

[Bloitzhole]

If you have the ability to walk into a gay bar and spread your ass cheeks you are not an incel