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[Open Window Maniac]

Braphole aids saga when? (as if he’ll live long enough for thread “sagas” lol)

 

[JustSomeDong]

Andrew's race on the TRO was listed as African American, he wanted to correct the record and stated that he's white.

 

[SneedEyeMitch]

World war 3 sponsored by viagra and aspirin.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Imagine paying money to see Fiona Nova.

Captain Bailey is a channel that does pander to gay types who are into fetish stuff along with ASMR but especially those who watch ASMR videos with the sound off so they can jerk off to the fetish visuals.

It's the gay version of the guys who watch ethot ASMR stuff with the sound off.

 

[Blackhole]

Moonchild is a fucking faggot and all the spoiled autistic babies clinging to ff52 who tried to force me to support this objectively inferior browser during 8chan can eat my shit

Landon Hiscock has got to be the greatest deadname of all time, what a champion

I really wish I could enjoy these but unfortunately there's some retard talking over it.

"Canadian lolcow with rotting body holes" seems to be a running theme on this site recently.

Real men don't lose to the Polish, child.

Winged hussars, child

I am no longer vexatious child, the antibiotics took care of that.

 

[Meat Target]

Just like gender, Chris Chan is not a spectrum.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Here's the game plan
1. Go on Date
2. Make her fall in love
3. Use Dog collar for kink
4. Use her nose to find gold and/or Truffles
5. ?????
6. Profit.

Troon leagues would be awesome. There'd be like one or two legit athletes, maybe a few decent pickup players and the rest would be...

Maybe they can allow one or two cis women per team like how foreign leagues often only allow so many Americans.

I think that was the plot of a western lewd comic: a girl becomes a clown everytime she laughs, then shenanigans and nonsensical sex happens.

“I know the gangrene is setting in… but you’d still fuck it, right?”

 

[trickyzerg23]

Deer Warts said:​

If the poops are rough or hard, my guess is they would further open the fistula [...] but you have to factor in the anus -- the gatekeeper, if you will.​

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

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The photos of the Azov Youth are pretty disturbing, kids as drill sergeants yelling at other kids and the kids being visibly freaked out. Azov are real scumbags and I'm saying that as someone who has a lot of sympathies for the nazi ideology.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

IM GUNNA HAVE A BIG OL DICK. THE BIGGEST DICK OF ALL. MHMM. JUST SWINGING AND PISSIN AND JIZZING EVERYWHERE I GO.

I honestly thought he had roped but he’s still hanging on in there, for now.

He looks like a fridge, but not like a strong fridge, more like a weak pudgy fridge filled with pudding and shame.

Well soon he’ll be able to shit through a letterbox whilst looking into the spy hole, ringing the doorbell as he goes.

People who find everything problematic find something problematic. Would find it problematic if thing was the opposite as well.

Oh shit guys turn on CNN, someone crashed into one of the World Trade Towers!

Dude I met an old guy named Harold Butt, and people actually call him Harry. This place is full of literal retards, I am fully convinced of my theory that three quarters or more of this province is functionally illiterate

Do not expose it to light, especially sunlight; do not let it come in contact with water; and above all, never feed it after midnight.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Imagine how that thing smells, and I cannot believe that the troon would not notice the pus dripping from it

 

[Return of the Freaker]

I'm sick of it. Sick of it! Keep the elderly pure!

*snaps fingers* So that’s why he wants a nigger in court.

 

[trickyzerg23]

Nigga got that Taco Bell pussy.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

This thread proves to me that Pentecost is a devil religion and the lord is punishing them for their trans(get it)gressions.

Most women only have two holes down there, he has three! He's a super woman!

"Fanny's pussy horts,"

Nigga got that Taco Bell pussy.

his fake designer pussy is farting uncontrollably how is this not home page worthy?

 

[Zero Day Defense]

Hirsch knew damn fucking well that it was work for hire and he didn't own GF

 

[MediocreMilt]

Russian propaganda bad! putin evil! US propaganda good! Biden is hero!

the Holodomor never happened

 

[Chi-com Soldier]

Gabriel, I'm begging you here. Blow that trumpet.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

RIDDLE ME THIS, BATMAN!

I have big lips, smell like pee
and I make 13 equal 50.
I say words fast and claim I sing
while I think my ancestors were kings.

What am I?

 

[GaryGrey]

i wish instead of suddenly getting banned from major platforms, one of the jannies would step in and say, "hey narcissa, how are you doing today?"

 

[Squid Diddler]

Be calm, child, and know that my offspring will own yours as chattel property. The time is coming for the rising of the strong. They will not be raised on cocomelon and conversations with alexa. They will be trained in elevated discourse and weapons of both hand and mind. The weak will be sacrificed for the strong, and you are raising the weak. Prepare them accordingly.