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[KiwiFuzz]

When I say they are socio-psycho-sexually retarded I mean that both as an insult AND as a genuine assessment of where they are in their personal development

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Vingle, do you need to return some tapes?

Ephebophile=pedo with a thesaurus

I was looking up Antifa girls that finance their actvism through porn. Then I ran smack dab into witches.

Well this coma dream sucks ass.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

I was a highschool bully and I'm now an adult internet bully. Someday I'll be a retirement home elder bully.

 

[Happy Fish]

Oh! So the rape of children is okay! Yeah, I get you totally!

 

[EyeGuy]

From http://therio.vetmed.lsu.edu/food_animals.htm:

The condition occurs as a result of homosexual tendencies of young bulls (1-3 years) housed together.

The condition is often noticed in normal bulls during masturbation, following intromission and when erection is produced by an electroejaculator.

Broke dick farms:

Hematoma of the penis is also referred to as "ruptured penis", "broken penis" or "fractured penis". Common in bovine species and rare in others.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

I do have to say, if Weird Al ever decides to destroy his life and career, "Nookie" lends itself surprisingly well to being rewritten to be about molesting children.

Number of holes in a real womans vagina is a spectrum. It fluctuates. Sometimes there is one, sometimes two, sometimes no hole at all. Learn biology, bigot.

computers only understand binary bitch. your stupid made-up snowflake gender takes up too much bandwidth

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Murder laws are just another way to discriminate against psychopaths and they have no place in our country today.

 

[Kenya Jones]

sometimes the plan works in mysterious ways that at first glance may seem retarded, and at the second glance, may seem retarded, and at the third glance, may seem retarded

this is why it's important for you to not only trust the plan, but have real faith in the plan. except instead of placing your faith in, i don't know, the divine and notions of a greater power and order in the universe, i want you to place your faith in some fat guys on 4chan that spend all day online spouting retarded shit. alternatively just cut out the middleman and believe that qanon is actually god talking to you over the internet

 

[Kabuki Actor]

You'll be reincarnated as factory chickens for 35,000 years.

 

[CatParty]

Then, something happened. Samus began to glow. What was happening, I wondered? My analytical brain began working 21.5% faster in anticipation. Suddenly, Samus changed shape. He was...a girl? I had been playing a girl this whole time. I was a girl.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Good thing I get my politics from Morrowind and DBZ.

 

[Chi-com Soldier]

Even the so called "lipstick lesbians" have some weird oddity like this bi girl from high school who was well known to have a weird feeling kiss due to how they would never eat vegetables.

I think shes pretty dick or not tbf

 

[Aunt Carol]

You shame your family, holographic sticker maker.

 

[SCSI]

On a daily basis, women have to avoid flying sperm cells like they're playing Touhou in real life.

Lost my pussy in the Oklahoma City bombing

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

An utter butterface. Nice tits, though.

They should just rename it to CIA Nigger Coffee, they can have a gimmick where the coffee glows in the dark after you make it.

ETA: Goddamn we need a 'FUCKIN HILARIOUS' sticker so bad, especially for some of these moob pics, haha

 

[He's Ronald McDonald]

homie homie
macaroni
peep the microwave
in the background-roni

 

[Enterhater42069]

To be fair, those are the two steps outlined as the path to the fourth reich, as laid out in Hitler's poorly received sequel "Mein Kampf (Mit Mein Geschlechtsidentität)"

You wouldn’t misgender a car...

You wouldn’t misgender a purse...

You wouldn’t misgender a cell phone...

Calling a “trans” woman a ‘he’ is misgendering...

Misgendering is against the law.

I've practiced enough french to know that pizza is feminine. pizza is a she. la pizza

Terrible psychology, 3 babyfaces against 1 heel? Reality needs to squash a 3 person troon squad.

Admins all over the place need to grow some clean-shaven ladyballs.

Just use "Yaniv" in place of a pronoun and sidestep all the misgendering technicalities.

I like the faceless, decapitated heads on poles behind the dolls

When will the dolls with cutting scars all over them come out? I can't identify with a mentally healthy doll! Validate my mental illness!

I dunno man, she's not that fat. The doll equivalent of me would hit it.

god i hate women, WHY WONT THEY FUCK MEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Warn us the next time you quote stuff from a Tariq Nasheed podcast.

Incels.co is that way. Post this there.

Brevity is the soul of wit.

Hello friend, shitposting is not posting shit threads. Easy mistake to make, better luck next time.

Kiwi Farms turned me into a homosexual tranny.

The filthy buck-toothed inbred mutants living in the "culturally enriched" dilapidated socialist island "nation" that is the UK are still allowed to post on my New Zealand-based cow milking forums in this current year of our lord, 2020.

I prefer homo-nationalism.

i think calling everybody who wants to enforce their beliefs "fascist" is dumb and retarded

“The word Fascism has now no meaning except in so far as it signifies "something not desirable"...In the case of a word like democracy, not only is there no agreed definition, but the attempt to make one is resisted from all sides. It is almost universally felt that when we call a country democratic we are praising it: consequently the defenders of every kind of regime claim that it is a democracy, and fear that they might have to stop using the word if it were tied down to any one meaning.”

QT FEMBOY WARBRIDES FOR THE REICHSARMEE NOW

Porn brain is real.

When you coom so hard you end up trooning.

Ah yes, sissy hyno - the "thinking man(well, not anymore)'s" fetish.

R/truelesbians is banned because lesbians who don't like tranny cock are literally worse than Hitler

Thanks for educating me, I'm horrified.

I have finally gained the ability to speak retard... with this power I can rule the farms.

The Taliban have taken over the farm imshalla brother. You can take any goat you want now!!

Nobody cares about it, Thomas. This isn't your hugbox.

excuse me but what the actual fuck are you on about.

That's a lot of words to say "I support grooming children."

YOU MIRIN’ BRAH!?

Great point. I'm still not sure whether it's a tranny or a cis woman. Thats how fucking ugly Cass is.

Was the banny janny in fact a tranny?

Dare I say the reddit admin is...

Mad at The Internet

Reddit; the ouroboros of the internet.

I got beaten up by 3 diverse gentlemen and had my bumbum touched while they took everything from my wallet but before I finally passed out from the pain and pleasure I thought to myself, "Wowee this is really efficient transportation"

Holy shit, this guy looks like he kills hookers and eats them.

Because Hitler.

see ?! THIS is why we need gamergate

Rape needs to be legalized.

It's obviously sexist to outlaw this.

Raping people isn't even rape, really. It's just a temporary suspension of privilege.

Anyone who would disagree with this is obvious white, male, and a rapist.

It's not rape, it's "surprise sex!"

How Can Rape Be Real If Our Dicks Are Social Constructs

Let's assume that OP is a faggot.

We take OP, he's a faggot. He's sucks dicks for cash, he sucks dicks every time of everyday, and he makes gay threads like this. We must question: is he a FAGGOT?

wash your balls!

Has a baby ever tried to fuck you?

I have a sexual attraction to McDonald's cheeseburgers

Hello Spergitory, my old friend!

I disagree. My dick's inadequacy makes me a sissy faggot (which is definitely a gender) regardless of how I see myself.

Thats a lot of ways to say "mentally ill"

poo poo pee pee.

That's all I have to say on that subject.

piss

i'm a kanye-theocratic cuckophile

Gender: Demifiend
Politics: Autism

My gender is Nazi and my political ideology is faggot. My pronouns are nigger/niggerself. Respect them, bigot.

I like great big fat chicks.

I like how they're all wibbly-wobbly.

 

[Meat Target]

When twitter is screaming, you know did something good beacause the pedophiles got restless.

 

[Haffhart]

Oh look! A Dutch wigger!

 

[NoReturn]

I’m a hillbilly, do you really think I have any siblings under 200 lbs?