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Patrick Tomlinson's thread is a gold mine:

Pat fought with his toilet on twitter today. He hasn't done that in at least a few weeks.

That is not how oopsie doodles works, stalker.

She told me that she had never loved me, had never been attracted to me, didn’t respect me, and didn’t trust me. It was a lie, of course.
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/patrick-sean-tomlinson-stealthygeek.65412/post-9659729, was originally from Pat's blog talking about his first divorce.

Important update, Pat is arguing with his toilet again.

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This one from his recent failed restraining order hearing is a bit longer but also gold:

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Mr Moonface said:
Patrick Tomlinson's thread is a gold mine:

Pat fought with his toilet on twitter today. He hasn't done that in at least a few weeks.

That is not how oopsie doodles works, stalker.

She told me that she had never loved me, had never been attracted to me, didn’t respect me, and didn’t trust me. It was a lie, of course.
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/patrick-sean-tomlinson-stealthygeek.65412/post-9659729, was originally from Pat's blog talking about his first divorce.

Important update, Pat is arguing with his toilet again.

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This one from his recent failed restraining order hearing is a bit longer but also gold:

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No stalker I am not grinding up children to make my pizza toppings. Genuinely the funniest read I have read in a long time.
 
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From the Furry Convention Drama Thread.
TheCunningHusky, a babyfur posting about why he hates life.
I'm sick of religious people, those bigoted, arrogant, terroristic bastards, those delusional man/woman/children who get to keep their pathetic churches, temples and monuments when all of the money spent on them could have gone to keeping BronyCon and many other actually meaningful conventions alive.
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It even cripples my ability to write as well, so that Paw Patrol fanfiction I'm trying to write surrounding my Snowstorm husky oc likely won't even happen or get finished by the time I die.
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Motor City Fur Con’s public letter to the community regarding the events at their most recent con
We received reports of multiple occurrences of feces on public restroom walls and private room bathrooms in a manner that is inconsistent with illness or accidents. Some guest rooms had feces left on beds or in sheets.
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There were reports of several instances of adult diapers left in public bathrooms, in stalls, on countertops and trash cans filled with them.
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Between consenting adults hugs, cuddles, kisses, or even a friendly squeeze of the butt are not uncommon. We respect this. However, we did have a few reports of people, shall we say, rounding 3rd base sliding for home.
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Null said:
I've been neglecting this thread for a bit but I want some more random quotes. Submit some favorites.

What I'm looking for:
- Couple sentences max.
- Is interesting out of context, optimally begs a question.
- Not a quote from me.
- Links to thread where it originates is a huge bonus.

Does not have to reference the Kiwi Farms.
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Is german also allowed, for a little twist?

OG Quote with video in Post: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/drachenlord-rainer-winkler.44445/post-10276630

Quote from Rainer Winkler aka Drachen Lord:
«Jetzt sind's nicht mehr die Juden, jetzt bin's ich.»
«Today it isn't the jews anymore, today it's me.»
 
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