random_text.txt

[Open Window Maniac]

Whats up with Spiderman BTW? He got cucked again?

 

[LordofTendons]

Give me nigger or give me death.

 

[Law]

You seem new and soft and full of anger and lacking information.

 

[GaryGrey]

I stole the song and I stole my gender. I am a gender thief.

 

[Punished Magician]

I'd rather put my dick in a blender than use a web-browser. But the former is necessary, and the latter is just self harm.

the former is necessary, huh?

 

[Pee Cola]

Using BBC Pidgin is cruise control for funny
But even with cruise control you have to steer

 

[Aunt Carol]

Wiping one's ass isn't a radical new concept that was invented in the 19th century or whatever.

I will do what I can to end the fucking pube talk! God bless!

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

That fag. I just wanted to watch a video about breaking into elevators and he starts preaching on how the right is evil.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

A "Tranny's Rotten Discharge" or "Outdoor Latrine" flavor will be terrible no matter what's added to it.

Mass Poopie Rapie, probably.

 

[Meat Target]

Imagine a fat John Goodman out on his lawn, naked and rolling around and screaming every word of this post.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

This is incredibly autistic but informative.

No shoes getting popped but the way those legs got bent to shit in the end is a definitive compound pelvic fracture. Not like it matters though since she's dead.

 

[Winter]

It's dangerous to post alone, Take this: https://sonichu.com/cwcki/A-Logging

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

Who is a real Jew?

 

[Pissmaster]

All anime is for pedophiles.

 

[Iron Hamster]

I can never be rubbed long enough to truly feel better.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Knowing the Japanese i am 100% sure there was a guy who put his dick in the buildings while screaming about the Bushido.

The selfish gene is filling your boner with blood

Turkey baster up a man's ass does not result in pregnancy- instructions not clear.

WOULD YOU FAGGOT RETARDS PLEASE STOP TRYING TO RAPE TEENAGE GIRLS? THANK YOU FOR YOUR COOPERATION

Sheriff said you can shoot them, he didn't say you can fuck them.

Wow, five whole weeks without diddling kids! You've certainly proven yourself to be a changed man!

If she's a drooling, Naruto running hottie autist, just avoid her because you'll only be tempted as her giant retarded tits flop around during her ninja hijinks.

 

[Gas Station Boner Pills]

>tfw you have more felonies than friends on Facebook

 

[Gar For Archer]

Is there a subreddit for cumming on funko pops?

 

[MediocreMilt]

Homes are becoming more like office space

The bedroom is going to be literally like your conference room and your private space

https://www.axios.com/post-pandemic-home-design-open-plan-architecture-4ef06bef-dd4b-457d-a69b-ffda14050238.html

Don't forget. You're here forever.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

It's a GNU/Linux SexBuntuBot, Bro.

You need to be thanking Richard Stallman while you're cumming in your 100% Free Software sex doll and not being a Mircodrone or a Maclet.

Fucked up thing is is I have seen shot up dish washers and washing machines and whatnot out on the mesa. Shit can honestly get creepy out there..

I think it's creepy this thread exists on this site, yet when I theorize about using lifelike child robots to catch pedos everyone loses their shit. Weird. Maybe that guy was right that they should self destruct when they attempt to diddle them.

The image of kidnappers being blown to pieces after kidnapping a fake person with a bomb inside gives me a warm feeling of satisfaction