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[Sleazy Car Salesman]

I wish I could extra-mega-cancel my already-canceled Netflix subscription and make them pay me a monthly fee.

Blockbuster died for this?

Technically it's actually a bisexual threesome/murder.

The majority of porn of Samus is in her suit, so it's actually not that much of a challenge.
Don't ask me how I know this.

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

imagine a 4chan-based AI designed to pretend to be a jew or black.

That’s the dream fren. Keeping myself awake for the auto 4chan bots…

 

[Johnny Treason]

The kinds of people who don't wash the zombie cum from their ass before someone tongues their fartbox would have died of a basic infection 2 weeks into a survival situation.

 

[Angry Shoes]

Yes I did do pedo actions. I did like cub.
I don't do any of that anymore. I have been clean for a good 5 weeks.

From here

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Nothing more american than apple pie and prison rape

It really is the best way to start the day.

 

[Margo Martindale]

I have been diagnosed with seventeen different mental illnesses and no app store will provide custom descriptions that I can understand. Tech companies are evil for not caring about the disabled homeless and are going to go out of business for not understanding this growing demographic. This should be illegal!

From Doreen Michele of Hackernews (aka Reddit for techBros)

Profile: DoreenMichele | Hacker News

news.ycombinator.com

 

[Meat Target]

That moustache lipstick thing is giving me a fight or flight response.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

This is fantastic. Can't wait for the fanart.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

now you can indulge in your stepmom fetish and your loli fetish at the same time!

 

[Anne Hyroe]

Why do the demons inside never make these people self commit to long term psychiatric care?

"Mom grounded me for being a pedo"

So I fucked a kid! GAWD! Make a federal case out of it, why don't you?!

 

[Open Window Maniac]

KF is antisocial media. It looks similar, but we spend a lot more time calling each other retarded.

 

[The Great Citracett]

"Musk wants to turn Twitter into Kiwii Farms"

 

[KiwiFuzz]

I'm not a medical professional but I'm pretty sure it's not fucking normal in the slightest to make a patient promise not to be racist to or photograph hospital employees. All they're missing is a signed statement from him promising not to give children tampons.

 

[Maricón de Mierda]

I have commited a big mistake, however I will learn from it because I AM NOT A LOLCOW.

I realize a lot of people reading this thread are also weirdos tangentially related to the speedrunning community so this attack feels kind of personal, but whatever lol. Bring on the downboats, virgins.

The irony is so palpable it manifested in my room and took a shit.

Mom: Here's $3,000 for therapy. Just go to church with me on Sundays.
Adam: I've never heard something so vile and conniving in my life.

I cant tell if this is his new pickup line or he read this kiwi page and in his autistic mind this is a middle finger to us

This website is the most effective "Transgender Education Network" I can think of.

it might be derivative to say on Kiwi Farms but god damn this is depressing

Final Bosses of Transphobia
Featuring Joshua Connor Moonman and Queen TERF JK

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Some of these have to be shitposts right?

I can't help but be hyped for a public statement on his banana pussy giantess fetish.

EVERYONE BE ON YOUR BEST GOD DAMN BEHAVIOUR. WE'RE HAVING SOME TRANS LADIES OVER. SOMEONE GO LIGHT A CANDLE.

the keyblade wielder fears the real nigga

The real time escalation of the internet’s role in the world order can be observed in its entirely through the featured page of Kiwi Farms.

What giantess pussy does to a mf....

Failed mass murderers are my favorite lolcows.

Wait until you hear about what happens on Discord...

I hope the victims recover quickly and their families are okay and don't get hammered too hard with the medical bills.

Have we been the cows all along?

It's stupid that you're being harassed for pedophilia?

I'll avoid the standard advice of telling your to kill yourself.

God grant me strength of unlimited piss so I can piss on every pedo's grave

 

[Jack Awful]

He is absolutely a schitzocow now, & its really fucked up to watch but also very funny

 

[Open Window Maniac]

I remember how grandpappy Ricearoni would spend hours at a time sobbing at his computer because Hitler called him a retard on twitter. This isn't funny guys this is what we'll have to deal with now

 

[EyeGuy]

Source

Find a GoFundMe to support a family trying to flee Texas or Florida and challenge your gaming guild to fund it.

 

[MrJokerRager]

When Stalin tells that Russians need to give up because of the losses
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[KiwiFuzz]

Apparently the FSB supports the PC Master Race

 

[Sneeds]

”YOU LOST JOSHUA MOON, YOU FAILED JOSHUA MOON, YOU'RE DUMB JOSHUA MOON, YOU'RE THE DUMBEST LITIGANT EVER JOSHUA MOON, YOU'RE A FAILURE JOSHUA MOON”