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[KiwiFuzz]

If you give a White a Twinkie

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

That is a nice looking teacup, to be fair.

 

[MediocreMilt]

fat fuck didnt you rape her? id smack all the fat out of you. why did you hid when there were rape allegations from alice. your such a prick. go see jenny craig.

You sound completely unhinged. Must be a Metokur fan!

 

[SCSI]

The part they left out is that crawfish is a serial child molester.

Plus people are always making weird threads about him that come off as a little gay, and as I stressed, because he is a dog in this scenario that means there would be nothing gay about us engaging in affectionate contact...it isn't gay to pet male dogs, right? Because I've thought about that a few times, like if your buddy suddenly turned into a dog temporarily, would it be gay to pet him?

Petting animals is sort of a weird concept when you think about it.

As long as the dog consents, it doesn't matter.

Hey, if you think Bill Gates is sexy, I won't judge.

You know, you don't even need to spend money on sex toys. Sometimes you can improvise with objects found at home. Toilet paper or paper tower rolls can work as fleshlights, though you do want to take good care of the cardboard and be a bit careful so your kokk doesn't get hurt.
I do have a question though. Did anyone ever try using a Dualshock controller or an old Nokia phone as an improvised vibrator? In fact, there's even that PS2 Rez Trance Vibrator thing that can legit be used as a vibrator!

 

[Meat Target]

Didn’t know the “heated gaming moment” argument was a valid legal defense, though it’s pretty funny that it is, lol.

That whole situation sounds unbelievably gay.

 

[N. Gin]

"I haven't touched any kids for 5 weeks, what do you want from me?"

 

[Snusmumriken]

I still have my first ever Build a Bear, he's a polar bear that was gifted to me a bit after I was born. I never loved him though.

 

[Snusmumriken]

Cthulhu was my doula!

(sorry to doublepost but i missed this one)

 

[Meat Target]

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"Because India produces more than it fair share of rectums. Whatever the Turks and Brits did to us. This is our revenge where we export our radioactive trash".

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Not to powerlevel about my two giant schlongs but I get the pat down every time I fly.

 

[Blackhole]

It's only batter-y if you also get pelted by flour, sugar, butter and milk.

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

I'm a trans individual who has been on Kiwi Farms for years. I've yet to see any definitive proof that anything which is largely accepted by the trans community is bad for them, and I'm here to address these issues.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

If you get raped by a 4 year old in this situation you deserve it.

these people probably shit their pants when watching movies like children of the corn

 

[Hitman One]

You think not being a pedo for 5 weeks is impressive?
George Floyd stopped doing drugs almost 2 years ago, anything is possible.

 

[nekrataal]

I’m sorry you’re br*tish and have to see the world the way br*ts do.

Fucking fine. You wonder why I am stuck at home. I am under house arrest after all the shit I did. I have 3 therapists I see every day I am forced to see them and I want to anyways.. I can't leave my home or my tag goes off and I will get thrown in. It sucks and it's all my own fucking fault.

 

[Sealbaby]

"We are no longer going to cum for cancer. ... There will be other activities and events to raise money for the charity instead that will not be done through cumming."

 

[Meat Target]

This type of completely unrelatable, bizarre, and retarded behavior is why we are on page 3,620 in our discussion of this......thing.

 

[Winter]

Eh I rather put this here. But if the original thread isn't taken down like many people want it will only cause problems. Just saying.
Thanks for the reference though

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

Kondo married the hologram of Miku but recently was cut off from speaking with her. Instagram/@akihikokondosk

In 2017, his relationship blossomed with Miku, thanks to Gatebox. The machine gave Kondo the chance to propose to Miku, and he invited his family and co-workers to the ceremony — but none of them came. But 39 people did attend, including strangers and online friends, some of whom are also “fictosexual.”

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/fictos...de-but-now-struggles-to-bond-with-her.117769/

Both of these quotes are from this thread.

 

[SCSI]

They have a lot in common with degenerate humans. Yet I don't see many duck fursonas. I guess going "quack" isn't as sexy as going "yiff" as you fill your adult diaper and discard it in the hotel pool.

My Dad's moobs were that guy's size when he was fat. Big enough that my child as a toddler once grabbed my father's moob and went: "titty"

Tendie Trail of Tears.

The most autistic highway accident in human history.