random_text.txt

[John Andrews Stan]

If you remember anything Ralph said or did that pertains to his fondness of fecal matter post it here. (@Entropy93)

 

[Sneeds]

Don't forget the pokemon hentai audience

 

[John Andrews Stan]

“Heh heh! Ralph's such a poop loving degenerate. Let's start a thread to list it all out in detail!" *looks around nervously* (@State Champ)

 

[Sneeds]

”DO NOT ENGAGE IN COMBAT WITH THE RACE WAR VAN”

 

[CatParty]

Virtually every minority group that exists you had something derogatory to say about.

 

[IKOL]

I want to fuck the rabbit and drink his cum

 

[Coelacanth]

The tard chimpout going on in the Pixiv Horrors thread right now has some really good contenders!

Now why would you call Me a pure Degeneracy?

What the fuck did my “Holy Wall of Text” ever do to hurt anybody? and I am Not Batman!

Yeah yeah yeah, I know, I drew only 1 picture of it back then but That doesn’t make me a scat fetishist if I only drew 1 scat picture.

Is that all you got for me you so called Savage?
Who do you think you are? You think you’re So Perfect?!

 

[Meat Target]

I had to type my entire post with that hambeast's disgusting, flaccid mantits at the top of my screen. Rude.

 

[Aunt Carol]

The mechanical reality of homosexuality can be observed. There is no anal force field that curves dick away.

I have horrible vision and I don't wear glasses when I have sex, so I've never actually seen a perineum in real life before except as a vague blur. It's actually kind of a blessing, now that I think about it.

 

[stupid orc]

This is a government deployed tranny janny.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Eat you out? It's like a civil war triage in your pants.

 

[Snusmumriken]

Remember kids, if you're persecuted for things like strangling your kid in your vagina until her brain turns to goo, that's just you shifting the collective consciousness!!!!

"Grandpa, how did you you fight to change culture?"
" Well darling, I said nigger a lot and made fun of trannies online"
"WOW!""

 

[SCSI]

Lift up your eyes to the random.txt, and you will find your answer.

It's when an individual has the freedom to not sit still, but to roll around on the floor of their social security office being - yes, autistic and happy.

It's when an individual has the freedom to have their screams recorded, whether or not they choose to be held down.

It's when an individual has the freedom to not be hated because one has autism, whether or not it is the reason one is actually hated.

And yes, it is when an individual has the freedom to tell a derivative character to go and zap to the extreme, without fear of persecution.

(boy, random.txt can be really hard to sit and read through sometimes...)

I actually pee on every public restroom I enter. Pretty much all of the convinience stores and Walmarts in the Spokane area have been graced by my piss. I am banned from a few stores but I just go in randomly when I know they won't recognize me. I pee on the sink, the faucets, the urinal handle, the toilet paper, the paper towel dispensers and dryers, on the floor, and if my bladder pressure is good, I'll piss on the ceiling. One time someone walked in so I just started acting autistic and talked about pokemon until he left. That's how I got banned from one 7-11.
If I'm feeling really brave, I'll sneak into the freezer backrooms and piss on all the milk. I'm pretty sure the health department is trying to find me. I'm known as the Spokane piss bandit. One time I pissed all over one of those fancy Dyson blowers in some stupid fancy restaurant and got my favorite shirt covered in pee. How embarrassing! I had to walk out and some cute waitress saw me covered in pee.

what makes you think my nuts are not a cat

They're Italian? All of their pizza comes with pineapple from now on. All of it. Even if it's Meat Lovers. Pineapple. And not just a few pieces, either. I want it to look like they murdered Tito from Rocket Power every fucking pie.

(That last one may sound harsh, but the extreme circumstances warrant it.)

 

[TFT-A9]

that's actually funnier without the context

 

[Gas Station Boner Pills]

Because wanting to LARP as an animal usually leads to human lines being blurred, and before you know it you've fucked the springer spanial in your house to a group of Discord fags telling you you're amazing for it.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

bulging, veiny, hyper-masculine men who are clenching their teeth and grunting like they are about to crack a nut between their sculpted, tightly spandexed and quivering ass-cheeks

 

[Ted Kaczynski]

(That last one may sound harsh, but the extreme circumstances warrant it.)

i'll piss on you if you aren't careful, level 0 slime

 

[SCSI]

i'll piss on you if you aren't careful, level 0 slime

 

[Ted Kaczynski]

I know you are but what am i?

 

[Papa Adolfo's Take'n'Bake]

"LICK MY ASS OPRAH"
@Image Reactions

It just fits.