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[Mannibal]

My parents brought me into this gay world so I’ve gotten back at them by being The living embodiment of disappointment for 21 years.

All I can picture is a giant dog dildo pushing her IUD up through her body and her spitting it out of her mouth. I can't believe I just typed that.

Humans are weird among mammals for not having penis bones.

Clit bones are also a thing.

T. Don't fuck animals people, it's a bad time.

Beezing is a sin and God will condemn your immortal soul for it. That's all you need to know.

But ofc they are super spiritual beings who can sense motherly love and definitely wouldn’t headbutt your kid back up into your cervix like a beach ball.

Even though we buried my grandmother today, this is the most horrible thing I've seen.

Fellas, we all send pics of our scrotum to our mothers, right? All us men do that right?

 

[Blackhole]

hahaha im so fucking high dude this debate is so fucking funny i cant stoplaughing why is nick makinf murder threats lmao

The level of smug contained within this gay child disgusts me.

 

[Cats]

he wrote 'xD' like a retard faggot, he should burn regardless

 

[Meat Target]

This could describe so many people here, it's great.

You mean cows, or farmers?

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

You mean cows, or farmers?

Yes.

 

[SCSI]

Came for the adult films, get stuck with a 1500 word essay analyzing moans and another with 5000 words on why stepmoms or siblings getting trapped in everyday objects are a philosophical metaphor about life.

Wait, so if you use meth in the Midwest, you also get your daily source of Vitamin D and calcium? BASED AS FUCK.

>Hot Pockets plant burns down

Sucks to suck, Jannies.

Something seems creepy about doing it with a human-looking robot without the consciousness to accompany it. I might make an exception if it's immaculately hot, idk man.

The internet is an eldritch god and we are merely the scholars that managed to avoid most of the insanity

You know, they unironically could probably get the entirety of the millennial and zoomer generations on board with oil drilling if they framed it in the context of brave and strong lesbians having (what passes for) sex. They can call their drilling platforms strap-ons. Sucking out the oil is eating out the earth. Fracking is just a transbian pozloading an AFAB. It'd work. I guarantee it.

God I fucking hate coomers so much.

 

[XxTardWranglerxX]

Turning Point USA was basically the hitler youth for Trump for awhile.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

The monkey's paw! The monkey's paw!

 

[Hepativore]

Christine Burke said:

Later, in the bathroom, I realized with horror that the rank stench was coming from "down there."

 

[A big guy (for you)]

they both are GRIFTERS , grifting their audiences on supposedly "lawsuits" launched against kiwi farms, Null is just thriving on this even tho he knows all these lolsuits will lead nowhere for his forum is hosted on a non international law compliant region of the world.

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"This piece of shit is KIKE protected, just as much as null from KF, they have some kind of special access / protection and they both are GRIFTERS , grifting their audiences on supposedly "lawsuits" launched against kiwi farms, Null is just thriving on this even tho he knows all these lolsuits will lead nowhere for his forum is hosted on a non international law compliant region of the world.

Ethan Ralph on the other hand gets bribes from youtubers that have the money to win an argument, and he bias the interview to the highest bidder."

 

[Meat Target]

Turning Point USA was basically the hitler youth for Trump for awhile.

Charlie Kirk's smug smallface and cringe tweets defuse any danger they might pose.

 

[Corpun]

Yeah glowies ITT, I'm talking to YOU. Blow me.

 

[Gas Station Boner Pills]

Jewboy Nosestien somehow in spite of his raging lust for Man Ass impregnates a Negress, the result of which he tries to groom into trooning out as an infant but he is defeated by his Chad Mulatto spawn and submits like the cuckold he is.

 

[Big Nasty]

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

My son, you can have pijama tuesdays, a foosball table and a cheap pizza lunch once a month or a livable wage, choose wisely.

a very bitter hog of a woman with no eggs made this

 

[kittyfucker]

This may be the most adorable response to a man threading his scrotum and micro-phallus through a Trapper Keeper binder ring.

also god damn it @: Required your username fooled me while trying to post this

 

[KiwiFuzz]

The fact he posted a picture of his naked fursona says it all. No self-respecting person would do such a thing.

Stop larping like you even have an ideology. You want to see the world burn because you have no dick. It doesn’t take a rocket psychologist to figure out.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

I would let anyone know I wasa coke user over a shit eater, just me.

 

[Blackhole]

imagine the videos of chinks getting killed by runaway flywheels

i always get a latte fuck the haters #ralphamale

 

[Lapis Lazuli]

He did it he said nigger he's a true and honest kiwifarms user now