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[Sleazy Car Salesman]

My mums a hairdress and she said ur a fgt.

 

[Pee Cola]

I definitely do have a point. It's just looking more and more likely that it's wrong.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

robably busy boofing the communist chicken nugget retard.

 

[SCSI]

@Scented Candle , in chat:

why do I ever click on links in chat

Did you just assume your gender?

Imagine trying to ban people for saying nigger. On KiwiFarms.

Jesus Christ.

I hereby give everyone permission to shit talk me wherever they want without quoting or pinging because lmao who cares.

You can see the themes of Lord of The Rings playing out, Frodo is the good Janny who knows only suffering and temptation, Galadriel knows to never pick up the broom at all, Golem is weak and easy tainted by the brooms power, countless tyrants in waiting wish to don coveralls and covet it.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

First of all, she's an Oni, which I guess is a type of demon to be fair.

And it's not semen, it's supposed to be booze, she's drunk.

I know it looks like semen though.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

The troons were just an added ingredient that no one could understand how it worked.

i can make it even worse for you

Jim Watkins is ethnically Norwegian

 

[Useful_Mistake]

u ppl suck i am in love with k8 and shes all i want ~ i hope she save her eggs for me

no matter what im gonna fertilize k8s eggs it is my one life goal i love tht girl to death and idc about the rest

and ya ive tried mescaline before a bunch of times its one of my favs makes me weep and write at the same time

nah that shit doesnt matter for upper level lucifarianism who run the cia and the world

He is a radfem anarchocapitalist who believes he should be paid for being a lolcow and inmates should have access to silicone rubber vaginas (NOT FLESHLIGHTS LIKE IT HAS TO BE A FAKE PELVIS GODDAMMIT.) and vidya

nah prison should just be abbollished

sure ill be that radfemn anachro noah chomsky chris hedges shit

im also capitalist in reality because thats the system we got drop ship family company genetics

i post on tribawlar.com./forums so much for the kicks and tribes games idc about this forum at all tbh only here for k8

she;ll get lonely and lurk read one day

get her pregnant or ill bash her is my life from now and forever i guess

they were like ur fine u dont need to live here anymore

i was in hospital for like 3 or 4 months already living there and then brain rehab for 3 weeks and they were like u need to go home because we cant treat what u have anymore u r fine

k8 visit me during this whole time while she was dating her dream boi who i made ghost her

do i think im fine? my face is disfugred lol but ya im fine

i want to fuck this girls ass while she shits on me something i want to get a bunch of them pregnant this lifetime

Freemason-Sponsored Scat Fetishist

nah id just threaten him directly across a border and smear him on tribes boards and his own discord because itll catch on


the robo mod is really committed to making this gay thread on me stick but its literally just u and me and 5 other ppl page whoring with some lurkers

huh what

pretty sure csis cia are cyberbullies and im a bitch yes but they did give me eplipsey

the shit u talked wasnt even logical or legal just robot nonsense

wtf stupid contract is that it isnt even real its worse than jewish its rat shit CUT UR OWN DICK OFF FAGGOT WHAT UR QUOTING ISNT REAL LOL

k8 and i knew each other as kids and used to run around naked with each other and play house shes dated me many many times over the y ears and weve been on many vacations together ive known her since forever shes my blood bride and my arranged marriage and im determined to have kids with her seeing as it fulfills a 2000 year old family arrangement of jesus and mary and the billions of years family arrangement of the lucifer family

 

[Law]

Many pounds of coleslaw(and some concrete) have been dispatched in efforts to determine his current location. Progress is being made.

Ah yes, the ole "coleslaw n' concrete" dox. A standby in the toolbox of any internet sleuth. Classic.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

or like stop stalking me and making threads about me and get ready to be reapd

o stfu u dumb kid ud get ur ass kicked in jail with a mouth like that u arent tough ur a computer bitch

nah like im gonna kill yall for fun because ur stupid and the rest of this thread is illegal garbage its just straight up libel and slander that you ppl could be held responsible for in the future

killing ppl is legal for me because i got offered the reaper job and will again

 

[Barry Macoqiner]

I dunno about you guys, but I can’t tell the difference between this and a real cock, can you?

I mean, come on. That thing is fucking ridiculous. If you hadn’t been told it was real, the majority of people would see that and cackle over the joke upside down dick. You can’t tell me anyone looks at that and doesn’t want to laugh.

Now imagine walking round with that thing permanently attached to you, a semi-numb lump of your arm flesh now hanging pendulously from your mons. Spending months, if not years with voiding problems, kidney issues etc. All the scarring and nerve issues on your crotch, your arm, your leg. And the expressions on the faces of the gay men you so hoped to impress, as you stride around the gay sauna with that pool-ball-in-a-footie-sock flopping uselessly from side to side halfway down your mangled thighs.

This isn’t about “passing”. FtM know their flopsausages never pass as the real thing. No, this, like the almost religious rite of walking around topless after getting the tits cut off, is about showing off just how much you managed to self-harm and still live. It’s all for attention. Those looks of pitiful, mocking disgust are like manna from heaven to the female narcissist. So misunderstood! So maligned! Oh, how beautifully they suffer, aren’t they just so very brave?

I’m just curious as to the lies they’ll tell themselves (and each other) when they’re in their 40s and getting the pointless crotch danglers removed, because you know for a fact “this was such a mistake” isn’t going to be part of it.

Tl;dr, Lol Squidward crotch.

>I dunno about you guys, but I can’t tell the difference between this and a real cock, can you?
>FtM know their flopsausages never pass as the real thing

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

the current grim reaper is richard but the job was offered to me first so id like to get it back

 

[Useful_Mistake]

get lives i go to prison wats ur excuse

my writing doesnt say im a rapist it was police checked

im not schitzo either check my mental health report

sadly we have and u guys still have ur memory halos so u cant remember

 

[Meat Target]

Maybe stop yelling racial slurs at the top of your voice all the time, and people will start liking you more

 

[Dolomite]

Actually, I'm sick of living in obscurity. Maybe I should become a lolcow. Maybe then people would be interested in me.

 

[Aunt Carol]

no one had ever once gave me shit for visible faggotry in home depot, ever.

Twitter Revolutionaries can't be fucked to seize the means of exercise, much less the means of production.

 

[Cheeseburger Picnic]

"Sorry for the typo, I had a rush of adrenaline"

 

[Penis Drager]

Sorry for your wiener dude...

 

[Pee Cola]

The is peak Amber Heard mentality - you're shitting the bed with an attitude of "if KF can't take me at my worst, they don't deserve me at my best."

It's not just limited to this website though, is it? You're unwelcome everywhere you go, aren't you?

Just ban the unfunny people, if you can't advocate for the genocide of Jews while making people laugh then you don't deserve a voice in the conversation.

 

[Dork Of Ages]

Niggers are cool otherwise 4chan wouldn't steal over half its memes directly from black people.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

"Why you so obsessed with me?" cries the homeless man as he shits on my front porch.