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[ロボ﹏§¤r﹏h¶rœ]

a political movement of young gay men and ugly women that want to say the gamer word on twitter

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

Shut up Wesley

 

[negativlad]

Just a cautionary word of advice I think you should be careful about who you call a loony.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

That cake reminds me of tubgirl.

Like, is he an actual retarded person? Or is it all an act?

If the shoes come off, the nigga's dead

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

You know the phrase "those who do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it" I have a new one.

"Those who destroy history want everyone to repeat it"

 

[Blackhole]

You see that lumbering, psychopathic ogre over there--yeah, that guy, the fucked-up Canuck that likes to control and exploit children? See his nightmarish, clown-faced troon and dog-fucking furry friends? That's Them. They are not Us. We, being reasonably sane, are their natural enemies. That's the way of it, and the why.

"My parents never had sex with me in the same house"

"If you hate pedophiles so much, give them your money!"
I already do, it's called taxes.

I support pedophiles overcoming their affliction by killing themselves with hydrochloric acid.

I support paedophiles. I can support about four or five at once with the sturdiest branches of the trees in my garden.

Xiangsheng Xi ... tear down that wall!

Mental illness and unrestricted Internet access, same as the rest of us.

 

[LurkTrawl]

Conventional urinals may as well be parabolic piss reflectors.

 

[Aunt Carol]

bondage SHOTA thank you.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Yep, it's schizo time.

nigga are you typing this from the comfort of a padded cell?

I had spongebob bed sheets.

Please note i was 17 when i was gifted them and i have no clue why i was given them.

You talk like an abnormally profane Elder Scrolls NPC.

The Army?! They have bullets now?!

"oh your mom posted a pic of you on her private facebook, you lost your privacy, goy! might as well post your asshole with your SSN written on the cheeks"

You think Facebook just deleted all that facial recognition data when they shut the app down?

You guys need to stop with this weird speculation about these guys.

Musk is put on trial at the Hague after Congolese militias use Twitter to coordinate genocide

Naked man firing guns? It's funny.

The only thing that would improve urinals is allowing me to shit in them

 

[KiwiFuzz]

I WILL EAT EVERY EMERALD IN SOUTH AFRICA AND FORCE YOU TO DIG THEM OUT OF MY FÆCES

https://twitter.com/fr_brennan/status/1596618302486646784

Fredrick Brennan @copypaste@howlr.me 🦝🔣📗 on Twitter: "I WILL EAT E…

archived 27 Nov 2022 13:31:20 UTC

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[Gas Station Boner Pills]

This discrimination against public nudity is getting out of control. The other day I whipped my cock out on the bus and I got fucking arrested!

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

If bongbong is no biggie then where's that damn Voltes V live action

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Why is grammaw posing by a toilet?

I'd be mortified if a 13-year-old already has a full-fledged inflation/pregnancy fetish.

As long as you're bisexual, you're good.

sonic transformation inflation art coming at you at the speed of sound

You know, if you don't cut your dick off you can bust a nut like a regular person.

Is that… a woman displaying her legless baby set to Can Can?

We live in a society.

Tl;dr: luxury gay space castration.

"I can't leave the city because my dick will fall off."

"My cum" and "Mom" in the same sentence guarantees that OP was writing this post one-handed.

"I'm autistic and horny", the article.

Services consist of a bunch of hippies singing about lesbian seagulls with intermittent social justice screeching. Followed by coffee and snacks.

The modern day equivalent of pipe organs is child rape.

Can't wait for the next article "Brian Peppers called my wife ugly"

"Not even Brian Peppers will fuck my wife"

 

[tehpope]

SHOVE A NUKE STRAIGHT UP MY BUSSY

 

[Maricón de Mierda]

I don't know, sneedbros... is the stock market really this fake and gay?

Why must every cow I follow end up in a mental institution? Don't they know they can't produce quality content without Internet access?

View attachment 3918258 : The Book

What is up with my favourite internet creators from my youth becoming massive fucking lolcows in current year?

More power to Qatar airlines.

I don't think a soldier of Christ would be caught looking at tranny porn

personally I post horse porn of everyone I don't like, especially featuring them fucking young, attractive women.

perfect way to own the stalkerchilds.

This prostate vibrator is gonna be the new 3D printer.

Y'all I made a huge step tonight, I defied my anxiety and went to a Shrek themed rave

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

“CIA and Mossad and pedo elite are running some kind of sex trafficking entrapment blackmail ring out of Puerto Rico and Caribbean islands,” Mushegian, a developer of blockchain-based decentralized finance platforms who wanted to end global banking corruption, tweeted at 4:57 a.m. “They are going to frame me with a laptop planted by my ex [girlfriend] who was a spy. They will torture me to death.”

 

[Grand Wizard Wakka]

Bros, if you are not playing an autistic game of thrones on your cyberbullying discords, then wtf are you doing with your life?

 

[McSchlomo]

Tiktok is the best platform for animals, and the worst platform for humans
kiwifarms is the best platform for humans, and the worst for animals

 

[ロボ﹏§¤r﹏h¶rœ]

>Hezbollah
>invite family and gf out to dinner
>tell them I have something I need to tell them that isn't easy but is really important to me
>"guys, I've been lying to myself all these years. I've been spending my whole life trying to date girls and be a normal straight guy, but I don't care about women"
>I'm in Hezbollah, and it's time I admitted that to myself and to all of you. I dream about liberating the state of Palestine from the Zionist terrorist occupiers
>turn to GF
>"Rachel, I'm so sorry, I know this must be so hard for you but I'm leaving to fly to the Gaza strip and shoot fireworks at Jerusalem."
>gets shot by Israeli sniper

 

[Meat Target]

No, no, it's just a whole crapton of people misspelling ginger.