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[Pissmaster]

 

[Gas Station Boner Pills]

How does having babies with non WHITE women save the WHITE race?

 

[S.C.U.D.]

 

[The Line]

Meme him until he goes blind then make memes about him being blind.

 

[Pissmaster]

I like fucking crackheads with one tit and I do it at the drop of at the dime and I get the scabies almost every time.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

I am so sick of fat nigger women.

If you was a decent parent, you don't need to force your children to care about you.

Unless you're american, I guess. Americans have no heart anyway.

God bless their poor sense of optics and their hubris

Any man that buys a camo polo shirt isn't all there mentally.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

If a dyke falls in love with a niggerfaggot, is it still gay?

 

[Gas Station Boner Pills]

This is like the third article today posted where Germany is doing some real stupid shit

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Spoiler: MS Paint Penises

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[Sleazy Car Salesman]

I've got to defer to the mod of Animal Control on the subject of niche and gross bestiality fetish porn (I am trusting the experts).

The fat sitting on Hooligans' stool leaned back and Tweeted so heavily the whole of the world creaked under the weight of his exhaustion, sending a drizzle of fine nigger farts down and into his wife's vagina and anus.

I'm Andrew Blancard and I'm a jizz wall opinionator.

Who the fuck is Arryn and why do they spell is like a faggot.

This one bitch put me on anti-psychotics and quoted Semi-charmed life. Bitch, I have regular depression.

We live in a reality where this is how you explain that you have had your penis and testicles removed and inverted into a wound that requires constant vigilance to prevent healing and closing. You send an eggplant emoji with an arrow pointing to a taco...

You all can rest easy that I have enough shame for my body that you will never see me compete naked.

I hope he turns vigilante and stalks the night streets wearing a parking cop uniform, dealing justice to those who dare besmirch the sacred geometry of parking regulation.

Day = RUINED

But the lead character sucked dicks and took it up the ass. So it must be a FANTASTIC movie and anyone who doesn't like it is literally a Nazi.

Would this work with cocaine or can it be converted into a vape?

 

[Aunt Carol]

Just as Zach's psyche fails to heal, he still feels the pain of a dildo accident in 2021.

 

[Unique User Name]

It's stochastic rape to force women to pretend this repulsive male is a woman.

 

[JustSomeDong]

I never dreamed that despotism could be so passive-aggressive.

 

[Vott]

 

[Hitman One]

Why did a picture of Bill Gates reading Mein Kampf come on the screen, I feel like this is actively giving me schizophrenia

Kanye has now taken out a bottle of Yahoo chocolate milk and a small net and introduced it as Benjamin Netanyahu. He is currently talking to the net and chocolate milk.

 

[Meat Target]

This is the autistic version of Jason goes to Hell

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

I’ll be living with a hard-on for the rest of my life and it’s very distressing. My quality of life is at zero right now. I need help, like yesterday.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

This fatass saying she's "busty" is like me saying I have a "fast car" because when I drive my 1990 Oldsmobile off a cliff it hits 250 mph before smashing into the ground.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

A chimpanzee would have at least torn off Pringle Can John’s arms.

This line alone made me go outside and touch grass for an hour.

Why does it sound so gay?

Imagine eating a burger made by Russell Greer.

I mean, I could see this plan working in an 80's teen flick.

 

[Stabmaster Arson II]

I'm just a gifted artist. ( NOT BRAGGING.)