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[keytar]

Can you really sue for defamation when no one anywhere likes you?

 

[Table Country]

There are powerful Jewish mages. What they don't realise is, by them expecting antisemitism everywhere, they are manifesting it into existence with their own energies.

Real mental cases are prescribed drugs at random until they end up wandering major cities.

 

[Pissmaster]

 

[Meiwaku]

sir this is a thread for PEOPLE dying, not communists.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Tarantula's look like they have meat until you decide to study their anatomy and find out their just a giant penis.

Never forget the masturbation machines.

Picturing a mom giving her kid something for a headache and the next thing she knew, they're waxing the carrot over trains, feet and trains with feet.

Can I pay with a ladder so you can use it to jump up my butt?

"Hello police there is a woman diddling a crippled retard in the bathroom"

I personally find it heartwarming that so many pensioners are curious to know what MILF and BBC mean.

H&N? Is that a supporters-only forum for hentai-related news?

God I'm drunk and I hope I didn't just dox myself by describing my work nemesis' loose stools and shoes.

 

[BONE_Buddy]

“This walks, talks, quacks like a human vagina.”

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/scientists-have-designed-a-vagina-on-a-chip.138822/

https://www.nytimes.com/2022/12/08/science/vagina-chip-bacterial-vaginosis.html

 

[Shard]

word of the day: susptical

 

[ロボ﹏§¤r﹏h¶rœ]

i never thought we could get a group more narcissistic and histrionic then jews. but then the trans thing comes around and it completely blows them out of the water, really impressive work if i’m honest.

 

[Meat Target]

Gauss was wrong. Physiognomy, not mathematics, is the true queen of sciences.

Skillshare
Learn to torrent.

Squarespace
Learn to code.

Raid shadow legends
Become heterosexual.

 

[Where's Waldo?]

There's an announcement on their front page about "future changes to the forum" but you have to make an account to view it, and I refuse to register for fear their misanthropy and tendie-stink is contagious.

 

[Meiwaku]

Then you sir are not just a nigger, you are the entire plantation.

(From the Steve Franssen thread)

I would never simply joke to a person about going straight. I love gay people and I also love Hitler.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Give me the meat boys,
and sew my hole
I want a rotdog made from an arm-roll
and drift away

 

[NerdShamer]

I have to add that the University of Buenos Aires is free yet only white people go there, it's because the negros are not interested in getting an education because they are too lazy, which is funny because a lot of people make the argument that if their country had free education poor people would be able to escape poverty when in reality where education is free poor people don't go there because they are not interested in making their life better (which is why they are chronically poor in the first place), if they wanted an education they could pay for it with their own money or with debt that they pay after graduating, it's like saying "if we had free gyms fat people would get in shape".

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

Skeeting in a bush that’s recently been skeeted in or touching balls is pretty gay tbh.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Asston talks about people's children eating cum pizzas, even Ralph has never said anything that sick

 

[Stabmaster Arson II]

Protip, @Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg, corporate launch announcements don’t typically talk about the CEO’s genitals.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

I still think a Kiwifarms Dating Sim would be kick-ass. You get to date many of the very lolcows in the forums.

Yeah but dragging the farms into another lawsuit for Null is way funner.

"A-yo bitch, hand over dem spices afore mah boys and I bust a flintlock up in yo ass!" - Portugal in the Age of Sail

imagine how much better the world would be if some random greek people didnt think the stars looked like a crab 10,000 years ago

Have you guys realized that since we're probably the people who discuss this game and participate in the shit they put out the most, we're probably the closest thing this game has to a fandom? I don't know if that's hilarious or sad. Probably both.

Sorry for derailing the thread; I'm really into pasta.

I just want this to lead to a lawsuit with the Canadian government suing 4chan over plagiarized dinosaur porn.

This showed up on YouTube while searching for Brave Little Toaster clips to meme off of.

I lost my edit features for harassing Josh.

From that thumbnail, it looked like only half his face was generated before the AI had a stroke. The swirling pelt cowlick under that swastika adds to the effect.

Like it was doing fine for the first few seconds with the prompt Byzantine Buddhist; then the racism & profanity filters started failing first, turning it into something like Mongoloid Greek Nazi before regressing into a barely functional state.

Ahh.
Niggers doing nigger shit.
*sips wine*

Lol, not gonna lie, i love those weird stories like that man who was arrested for throwing a hedgehog at his roomate, the man who tried to murder a neighbor by putting hundreds of wasps in his house, the lady who got dv charges for assaulting her husband with a frozen squirrel and so many more.

Good thread, I was looking for some more fap material.

College is nothing but a daycare for the underwhelming sons and daughter of the upper middle class.

nothing worth archiving just dumb shit.

I dunno why you'd reject something that simple yet memorable for a mannish face stuck on a wolf head complete with comically large tits

apparently there's an entire ecosystem of reviewers who post cigarette reviews on Youtube. And one of them died of lung cancer lol.

Misogyny is when you repost boomer jokes for karma.

Girl I went to school with drew these. Apparently she's decided she's actually a male diaper-shitting space dragon furry.

Denying the Tiananmen Square massacre and bootlicking the CCP to own the libs.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

"I am blogger."
"I am very honest feminist."
"Please do the needful and post bobs & vagene"

 

[Mr Bunny]

1. Brain receives visual input
2. Visual input is processed, it resembles naked human female (attractive)
3. Brain sends signals to the base of my penis
4. Blood flow out of my penis is restricted, blood flow into my penis is enhanced
5. My penis fills with blood
6. I now have a raging hard on that I can use to fuck you in your retarded gorilla nigger ass.

 

[Blackhole]

"I'd like to nominate my reformed orthodox rabbi Bill Clinton for this award."

better watch out, posting even one finger would be considered doxing around poa.st. This is 4 fingers, a thumb, and the wrist. That's like 6 doxxes man

"I'M SORRY FOR USING CURSE WORDS IN CHURCH BUT I DONT HAVE ANOTHER WORD FOR OBAMA YET"

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