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[Maricón de Mierda]

Also, everyone posting autistic under my posts, well yah got me : I have Aspergers Syndrome. So yeah, I'm kinda retarded.

Discuss the Yeast Beast or begone, Maddie.

This is like the horror movie trope "Your weird uncle's will leaves this mansion to you, but to claim it you must live there for an entire weekend". Except it's not a mansion nor a single weekend, and instead of ghosts or monsters you're dodging anthrax, troons and swattings.

Man who writes fan fiction erotic stories featuring a child monkey called Tiny Kong rails against Christian morality.

*BING*
*BING*
*WAHOO*

Also, who the fuck tagged this thread with "die null"? Fuck out of here with that.

Needless to say, I was very confused to wake up one day and see my account banned with the only reason given as "pedophile."

This is now a gay interracial erotica thread

Literally nobody ever wanted to hear about Ten Degrees of Kevin Bacon between your dead mom's lips and your frostbite dick.

Meg, Meghan, my wife: mentioned 466 times
Mum, mother, mummy: mentioned 347 times
William, Willy, brother: mentioned 408 times
Pa, dad, father: mentioned 398 times
Queen, grandma, grandmother, granny: mentioned 254 times

penis, todger, cock: mentioned 16 times

"I don’t know why I should’ve been reluctant to discuss my penis with Pa, or all the gentlemen present. My penis was a matter of public record, and indeed some public curiosity."

From the ONA trolls' completely original Christmas Carol sequel.

 

[Vott]

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

The weirdest aspect of those comments is the notion that anyone would be attracted to Jenny, a woman who looks like a child with fetal alcohol syndrome.

Mate she is not going to touch your penis no matter how many paragraphs do you write

It will never stop being funny seeing pedants prop themselves up as genius-level intellects because they have the superpower of nitpicking irrelevant shit and missing the forest for the trees.

Jesus. I don't think I've ever seen someone misunderstand philosophical debate, hyperbole, and Batman in the same sentence before.

if I have to listen to one more person telling me the flash/green arrow/batwoman/whatthefuckelse CW superhero show is good one more time, I will neck myself.

Go back to your special ed and complain about how Loud House shipping is bad

This is simultaneously one of the most informative and well-written threads on the site and one of the most depressing.

That thing looks like a canine Jeff the Killer.

The sight of YouTube's Made for Kids update gives me such PTSD. Fucking horrible update. It feels so wrong.

are they trying to infect kids with the shapetales autism virus?

I got my butthole pilfered by a stranger online, better inject chemicals into my ballsack to become a woman.

That roll out of the hole was cool as fuck and because of it I support Russia until I see Ukraine do something cooler.

 

[Hitman One]

I now pronounce you Pig and Horse. You may now gunt the bride.

 

[Mr Moonface]

"I was made honor roll" - Patrick '1.2 GPA' Tomlinson

 

[Sarcastic sockpuppet]

The only thing this book makes me sympathetic to are the americans who dumped all that good tea into the harbor.

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

I would like to be a little mean and volunteer something written by Drew Devault:

What do anti-vaxxers, flat earthers, 9/11 truthers, and anti-Wayland activism all have in common?

 

[Gas Station Boner Pills]

I used to wonder why ancient religions and societies treated women like crap. Turns out there's a reason and everyone in western society forgot.

 

[Candlelight Desolation]

There are some wild ones out there. When I was in highschool my friends and I used to play a game where we’d search Facebook for the most over-the-top possible black name to see if anyone really existed under that name. Most of the time they did.

 

[Tiger Jack]

Oh it's real. I left the Scooby fandom over this. I wrote major parts of Scoobypedia including the entire synopsis of Ghoul School.

 

[Sprate Header]

He'd never even watched fucking DragonBall. Uncontacted fucking tribes in Brazil have watched DragonBall.

 

[Aunt Carol]

When you see a furry avatar, know that God's wrath is surely against them. Rebuke them and the devil, ignore their works and do not associate.

 

[Meat Target]

This motherfucker is who Jack Chick was writing for.

 

[Buttz McSmellington]

 

[Haramburger]

I watched her video of a dog licking her pussy last night. When this all came out I thought she was trolling. She’s not. :-(

 

[KiwiFuzz]

I wonder if they can roll it on the funny papers and make a copy of Garfield on their "dick."

"I looked at shemale porn when I was a kid, and I turned out fine" - transsexual brony child molester

Using words like "perfect" are totally fucked that's not possibility with anything unless it's like a thing made by machines. We truly live in the fakest gayest time ever. We all died on 9/11 and we're stuck in hell.

Succubi engulfed in flames of poisonous desire, ready to slither onto any dick that isn't literally necrotic.

But long before that choice could manifest, they'd probably disown me for being an -ist or -phobe for once having eaten a Vienna Sausage (it would make sense in context)

A kiwi farm subscribing international war-crime investigating sick freak.

Her climate change induced winter vagina must be crazy.

In high-school I used to work at McDonald's and there was a black man who would bring a monitor and desktop and would be at his computer starting at 3pm to when the lobby would close. He would buy a meal and then drink sodas the rest of the time. He never bothered anyone so we let him stay. That is until he came in dressed as a woman and demanded to use the woman's restroom and we asked him to leave and he never came back. This was over 10 years ago, so we could still get away with things like that.

 

[Procrastinhater]

he thought he was having that amazing Balldo sex that he needed to share with everyone.

 

[Norbert the Tiger]

His first name is likely Muslim, and Breland is a British surname, so I'm assuming his mother was the poopskin.

Savages don't get to criticize civilization, brownie.

Savages don't get to criticize civilization, brownie. How come shitskins flee their homelands for the West if we're such racists.

 

[Meat Target]

Boy, you old enough to be my dad, the fuck you looking at Vtubers for? Get some fucking pussyy guy. But not the cat kind, it might claw your dick off.

What? Speak English, you dogfucker.

That sounds like a threat or a really bad joke. What too much 4chan does to a motherfucker. No pussy so you have to stalk a anime rabbit.

Le based loli streamer says le epic n word. Take my money.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Vtubers have done the same thing to mentally unstable white men that crack and AIDS did to black America in the 80s.
If anyone I knew got into this whole subculture I'd put them down like a sick dog, lest they end up like this dude.

40 fucking years old jfc. You could be my fucking dad bruh. The state of you