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[Sleazy Car Salesman]

A dung smeared circus tent is the right habitat for a clown prostitute.

Lol relax this is fucking hilarious. This is why I love Kevin so much. He just Kevins around being a useless sack of shit and letting the world know how useless he is. The most important person in the world to him - his dom, who provides food and shelter for him - is going to the hospital, and all Kevin wants to do is play with toys, watch my little pony, get stoned, and stick his pinkie finger in his amhole.

He might accidentally therapize himself for his anger issues, or this may be the start of the 'Unabomber but dumb' arc.

Is sleeping by oneself a punishment or reward?

I’m not sure how farming or alpaca farming works, are they supposed to do this? Is this normal?

I don't know, guys.. A motivated troon can probably bury half an alpaca a day, two days a week with frequent dilation breaks. I'm not denying that some alpacas died but six million? I'm just asking question.

To think that these assholes drive around armed with guns to ensure no one threatens the sanctity of their animal starvation camp.

I clicked the feature on the front page because I thought "Alpacawitz" was going to turn out to be a fat little autistic man obsessed with Rainbow Brite comic books, or something (am drunk).

Truly, the Farms are the unseen hand of the devil.

Penny cannot be the George Floyd of lunatic men in dresses.

Listen you fuck, no one with any sense is disputing there wasn't a coordinated effort by the Government of the Third Triech to confine Alpacas, or that they weren't acting on the published brief "A final solution to the Go-fund-me problem". We're just questioning the number of Alpacas that were killed at Alpacaschwitz as the published/commonly repeated number is too high to be realistic given the economic capabilities of the Tranch. There's also some room to question if starvation and neglect were the initial intent, or if that just became necessary when their plans to expand their desertification program to the territory next door failed and food rationing was put in place for anyone who wasn't Penny or one of Penny's pets.

There were sheep and ducks also housed at the death ranch, but no one accuses Tranch leadership of trying to exterminate them.

Am hole odor masks the stink of rotting alpacas.

The floor is covered and soaked in catpiss. The catpiss will kill the maggots.

How is this more unsettling than full amputee fetish

If magic is real why can't all of these trannies use it to change themselves into women?

What's next, Teen Vogue? Fingerpainting with your own faeces?

But how am I supposed to fill the void inside and distract myself from hearing my own thoughts?!

OH GUYS! GUYS! NIGHTCOURT IS BACK!!

Does anyone know where I can buy the old Nightcourt on DVD while I wait for the ones to be released on Blu-ray?!



Swedish car enthusiasts attacked you for not supporting Nintendo?!

There’s a story here and I want to hear it!

 

[Meat Target]

That image made me impotent.

Start making your workstation out of cake. Wear cake. Identify as cake. Fatties deserve no mercy.

You don't HAVE to inhale a nearby cake, fatass.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

I've seen kiwis trash niggos for the colour of their skin one second, only to give trannies and flamers asspats for being one of the "good ones" the next

 

[Bionicle of War]

The day AI starts making gore sonic art I'm fucked

 

[Maricón de Mierda]

So many salami sandwiches. Probably like 50 in the past month.

Watching how this has escalated from weird schizoposter -> alog -> Henry's new idol -> dog-slaughtering Satanist over the course of about a week has certainly been an experience.

Confirmation that they got the cheapest Elvis wedding package.

My Japanese friend Hoshi sent me this meme, are you jealous yet Kiwis?

this is neither a diary nor a group therapy session, this is a thread for sympathising with a mutilated brain damaged eunuch and cyberbullying his retarded brother

Friends, romans, niggerfaggots, lend me your tophats, because I'm absolutely fucking MATI.

 

[Super Dilator Duel 3D]

me at 11 seeing a video of 15 african niggers raping both ends of a bisected white female tourist: back to paper mario i guess
jannies: oh wow i read a description of something fucked up and now i can't function in society

 

[ComStar]

"In life, you have to do a lot of things you don't fuckin' want to do. Many times, that's what the fuck life is, one vile fucking task after another."

 

[KiwiFuzz]

What if the real journey was the Hitlers we helped rise to power along the way?

For some people I think these activities are the only thing in their lonely lives that keep them from shooting up the place, so I'd recommend you let them have it.

I've never been so grateful to have normal, functioning genitalia as I have reading through this thread.

Some glowie says Null fucked three chicks in one night. Clearly he's no good and the first amendment needs to go.

Edited: getting tired of the automatic change whenever I type no pozload my neghole

 

[Vott]

 

[Karellen]

(Due to smell)

Slug starts another GoFundMe to pay off his former apartment. He owes $6681 of which $1644 is trash removal fees.
There's also a $200 charge for "Seal coating subfloors (due to smell)"
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"I need to get a place so that my spouse and I can live together again"
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https://archive.md/CsDQk

#ThatHappened
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[DoomSayer]

Sneedchat submission


"and fat FUCKS LIKE ETHAN RALPH CAN GET GIRLS LIKE HER
THATS WHY I FUCKING HATE THIS PLACE
AND EVERY FUCKING ONE OF YOU"

 

[BirdUp]

I dont save porn thats why the internet exists dumb fuck imagine saving things

 

[BrieLarsonFan2004]

ONIONFARMS IS BETTER
DABS

nigger I'm a brony since 2013

this, Serleena is a Goddess, I would serve as her slave for a fucking eternity, even in her real form, I want to serve my Alien Goddess 24/7 she's so hot and beautiful and strong, and every night sleeping inside her, in her warm and comfy womb, perfect Goddess

and fat FUCKS LIKE ETHAN RALPH CAN GET GIRLS LIKE HER
THATS WHY I FUCKING HATE THIS PLACE
AND EVERY FUCKING ONE OF YOU

yeah I hate niggers

and here's my wife being fucked by Bonecrusher
well, about to be fucked and raped
in front of me

I want to worship her feet forever

I love black girls, but Zendaya is ugly as fuck, 0 ass, goblin face, no tits, 2/10 body, an insult to our Ebony GODDESSES

CAN WE PLEASE HAVE HOT BLACK GIRLS? WHY HOLLY JEW ALWAYS PUT THE MOST FUCKING UGLY BLACK GIRLS IN SHOWS AND MOVIES BLACKWASHING GOOD IF YOU PUT A FUCKING GOOD LOOKING BLACK GIRL NOT A FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT LIKE TESS THOMPSON

 

[Judge Dredd]

"She's my very own porn star and I get to direct the movie."

(From ResetEra)

 

[BirdUp]

 

[Gas Station Boner Pills]

I can't even tell when Null is being photoshopped into stuff or not anymore.

 

[Table Country]

it's like bjorkstalker except bjorkstalker's waifu was real (albeit icelandic)

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Thanks, it's all pretty retarded I love it.

I legit fear for your mental state after all these Twitter posts, my friend. You're doing God's work, kneedeep in Twitter rants and cesspools.

 

[Pissmaster]

This sucks this my birthday mouth and a bunch of famous musicians are just fucking dieing.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Stroke your pubes, that's human grass