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She bought Hellmann's light mayo. This is her way of telling me I'm fat.
 
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I don't know about you but I'm always proud to be told by authoritarians that I've failed living to their standards.

At least it gives back to the earth while possibly poisoning the water table.

Niggers are like fags: Everyone is one if you put the right adjective in front of it.

The main factor is not having sex with dudes.

"What exactly will a year of pegging entail?"

I have never been more glad to not have a love life than right now.

He is like a multi demnsional fail across time, space, and fat.

Maybe all the homosexual bonobos are that way because they got lured into little bonobo vans by pedophile bonobos when they were children.

can it look like a penis and still be a vagina?

My left foot is now a vagina.
 
"I don't give a fuck." *posts 10 paragraphs*
"Yeah mom, I'm moving back home with my two wifes and ... Josie."
Thanks, I didn't need to eat the rest of this chocolate filled donut I was snacking on.
Don't forget to try the Tenacious Unicorn Bakery's ookie cookies with special frosting
I hope the anime adaptation comes out soon, i can't wait to binge it
What a wild fucking RimWorld save. Next time let's not install the tranny mod.
Anal Prolapse has occurred.
Don't fret, for the end of something retarded is always the beginning of something else that is equally, if not more retarded.
I wish vocal training worked like trannies think it does. I'd love to train myself to have the voice of Tony Jay.
YO
HELICOPTERS LANDIN'
ALPACAS COMIN' ABOARD,
US MARINES GONNA RESCUE THE ALPACAS
FROM TRAN RANCH
They call that the mexican handshake
 
Nuremsperg Trials
Buddy have to you seen what they did to their cocks?
I grow plants for a living. I can't wait for Spotted Cucumber Beetle to wreck their shit alongside aphids because they couldn't get their IPM game good.
Sic semper tyroonis
Tenacious no longer. DSP's empire outlives another
that is the power of vagina in a house filled with incels.
When you give a monkey a gun and the monkey shoots someone do you blame the monkey?
At least the trans lifeline shit made other trannies suffer instead of innocent animals.
The only feasible solution to get any profit is to just kill all the alpacas. If I were the tranchers I'd do multiple livestreams over time complete with helmet gopro and take donations while (humanely) fragging the miserable animals. "If we reach a hundred dollars this stream I'll see how many calves the 50 cal can go through." would be a hell of a seller. Having meat fridges full of alpaca meat could also spark alpaca-food cooking videos similar to OrdinarySausage's gimmick.
Then again not being a retarded tranny is probably why I can be creative with my depravity.
If you haven't gruesomely murdered some poor animals yet you've definitely jerked off to thoughts of doing it.
Karl would come here to announce he is done responding, but he knows I will call him fat, which fills him with girlish dread!
it's girl balls to the walls and my HRT is magic.
 
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