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[Shiny Shroodle]

eat your Flintstones vitamins to get a big dick like Fred Flintstone

 

[Gentlebastard]

This is the most nigga problem I've ever seen.

I cannot believe we are most likely going to lose my favorite lolcow. I'm not sure how to process this and am not ready to grieve.

boy the jokes for this one just write themselves don't they

Listen man, normal people with no criminal record love throwing their life away committing armed robbery over literally 2 dollars and a bucket of KFC. Very common issue.

Can you imagine how physically repulsive these three people are?

It's like letters to Penthouse for wine aunts.

I hope all of your likes and retweets will be a solace to you when your husband ditches you for his side-ho and leaves you a single mother. But hey, you can always troon out your kid if you want more Internet points.

New holy icon just dropped! Always such a spiritual moment when a NEW SAINT is announced.

Everything on reddit is creative fanfiction until proven otherwise. I am willing to believe that person, man or woman really is autistic though.

As everyone knows, gender fluid is non-Newtonian and solidifies immediately with pressure.

I thank Christ every night that I had the good fortune not to be born a disgusting fucking porridge nigger, but if (and I am suppressing the urge to vomit as I type this) I had the bad luck of being a Scot, I would be, as they say, pure fucking raging at the trannies right now.

Imagine being so selfish and narcissistic, you'd fuck over an entire country for the sake of a double-rapist in a scratchy blonde Party City wig.

Both sides are run by narcissistic power-mad grifters who can't stand it when someone else gets the limelight. We can even sell T shirts like they did for the Twighlight movies.

Like you said, the fact fatass is in an inpatient rehab facility means that he probably isn't a stroked-out vegetable (yet).

wow who could've possibly thought that a ranch centered solely on "GUYS I'M TRANS" wouldn't work out, couldn't be me

Who could forget his iconic catchphrase, "It doesn't matter if you neck a load of hormones and whack the ol' todger off, you can't change your male socialisation, baby."

Whoever started this trend of making burgers as tall as your hand should be shot for crimes against food.

I think we need more trannies who deadname other trannies

These people want a revolution and they can’t even coordinate to form a proper mob because they’re all too busy squabbling with each other LOL.

Source: Trust us bro and if you don't, you're a nazi who supports the totally real genocide.

Roaming gangs of TERFS murdered all the trans POC first by reading Julie Bindel articles aloud on street corners in minority neighbourhoods.

Slowest. Genocide. Ever.

“No one is telling you to like [dick/pussy], but” is the “I’m not racist, but” of troons

 

[Meat Target]

Oh, there's a cure for that, make no mistake. But, the law frowns upon such a remedy.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

I wish him the best in that endeavor. It's like 3 grand for a handjob at the existing ones, someone's gotta build a bunch of them and drive the prices down, these hoes got it too good

 

[Focken Kiwi]

This war is not lost! This war will never be lost!

 

[Aunt Carol]

That's the face of a man who slipped his dick into her tracheostomy and gave deepthroat a whole new meaning.

 

[Meat Target]

So I rolled down the window just so I could stick my arm out as far as it could go and give him the bird, while yelling FUCK YOU ASSHOLE!

 

[Pissmaster]

Midna being a forty pound pussy that grinds on top of Link's head and bosses him around is 100% on Nintendo.

 

[Peru oso donas]

Who has time to diaper their bitch in heat when you could be a diaper troon instead?

 

[Zero Day Defense]

@Vyse Inglebard, @Pissmaster I can't believe you guys didn't post the whole post:

Imp Midna is unironically 40 pounds of pussy and ass. She's just floating drumsticks with a smug single fang grin. That's not even artists exaggerating it, her body mass is actually 80% in her cheeks, thighs, and pot belly. She's not a pear, she's a lightbulb. They had to know exactly what the fuck they were doing. I refuse to believe otherwise. People being creepy fuckers and sexualizing the Inklings and the bird girl from Wind Waker and all that shit, sure, that's on the fans. But Midna being a forty pound pussy that grinds on top of Link's head and bosses him around is 100% on Nintendo. Her imp form was actually MORE sexualized than her true form, which is astonishing since her true form is literally a completely naked woman in harem silks with black bodypaint covering over her bits.

 

[Archie_Kimkicker]

It’s not nice to hurt others feelings you nigger.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

Any one who's watched any sort of real combat sport knows men can barely shift another man's weight off them let alone this bitch saying she tweaked his nipples and he totally lost his weight advantage.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

It wouldn't capture the greasy craggy texture of the whole creature, nor the booger-esque hang of its nose ring.

Can all of you stop trying to turn this into an A&H thread? Thanks.

Oh please, she wasn't an on camera personality for the sake of diversity, it was because she's a whore.

Uhh it's Marxist to covet the for-profit American medical industry. Y'allidarity, things of that nature

The eternal Rhodesian still causes endless seething in his Khaki Bootyshorts, even though the dream has long since died away.

I’d rather just baby poop paint the rifle myself. It adds to the racism and capitalism which makes commies seethe more

Italians cry about not being in The White Club because they were obnoxious bothersome criminals for the first 80 years they were here.

Just a gay nigger wanting free shit because they’re a gay nigger.

He reacted to that car the way my cat does the spray bottle when he's scratching the furniture

I am waiting over here with basted breasts

"Our Day Will Come."

Yea, in your pants.

The more Fiona talks, the more I imagine her didn't get bullied enough in middle and high school.

You fucking fuck, WALK OUTSIDE.

Trans people deserve a space where they can be openly autistic

 

[Zero Day Defense]

this screams publicity stunt to get her instagram page out there and get her pointed at the conservative audience who like to larp women are stronk and it's not gay for your wife to peg you with her steroid infused mega clit.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Pronouns, ascii cat and a choker? Hormone deal went bad.

Look, I'm not saying that I'd take one for the team. All I'm saying is that I have very low standards and an extensive supply of paper bags.

Mine isn't exactly world changing but I'm certainly happy with it, mainly because it is actually a penis.

I'm not advocating for violence, mind you, but I'm also *not* not advocating for violence.

I've only really gotten pushback on this board for being against nuclear energy and respecting women.

This take is also positively received. I am convinced that both sides want to eat the rich.

their incest puppies were never discussed

You're assuming we don't enjoy the shitflinging.

This is probably some dude in a robinson but given that we attack balloons with F-22s I hope they're sending fully loaded apache warbirds after these god damn cows.

I just want to have someone to say words like "retard," "nigger," and "woman" to.

Good on her for following her dreams

Begun, the TERF Wars have.

 

[vomitusdeux]

Those are the real role models we should be looking up to. Especially the one guy who ate human assflesh.

Your "art" is way less interesting than your pedo bestie, murder investigations and that time you stepped on a man's penis for money.

Look up "FINDOM." and there's more than just me that have done that. it's not illegal and considered a Fetish because no penetration happened.

We also do not have a back door and I can provide proof of that with a search of the house. that investigation was deemed a lie by Police and I haven't heard about it since.

The Term is called "Cock and balls torture." and it's all over the websites including Fetlife. If it was illegal, they'd be taking the videos down.

The brown pussy and big titties on the latest retard seem appealing but by god they’re fucking stupid.

They should advertise that hoist with the tagline "So simple a mentally disabled person can operate it unassisted" too.

Please don't say the word Fetlife. It triggers my nightmares from the time I saw the nudes you posted there.

Why is a 75-year-old man interested in Chris anyways?

I thought they were only interested in the Price is Right and buying plants that are toxic to children and pets that they disregard even if you pointed it out.

I thought you liked women habibi, I didn't take you as a Philippino metrosexual

 

[Gentlebastard]

#SayHisDeadName

It’s all just a bunch of personality disordered nutcases crying while looking in the mirror at their own tears to make sure they look convincingly sad.

The troon cries in pain as it curbstomps you.

damn, from 'a safe haven for trans people' and already at 'their incest puppies were never discussed.'
tempus fugit.

We totally believe the lies of this fat alpaca murdering asshole, who has literally admitted to digging mass graves.

it's scary how easily one guy can maintain control of a whole board through mass shitposting.

I picture her attempting to calm him like Jane Goodall trying to de-stress a chimp, as he stroke-vocalizes like an expiring warthog.

"Trans people deserve a space where they can be openly autistic"

At least I got one more lol out of these cows before the end.

Horrible unfortunate case of Anglo genetics many such cases in the US as well.

They can't even teach the field workers not to shit in the sprouts, it's like a cultural thing to piss and shit outdoors like an animal.

 

[Tactical Wizard]

"Trans people deserve a space where they can be openly autistic"

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

I'd lay down my life for research on trannies.

@Mr. Cool ICE

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Emergency update:

Can you really be radicalised by Great British Railway Journeys?