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[LurkTrawl]

At long last, we have created the Torment Nexus from classic sci-fi novel Don't Create The Torment Nexus

I once saw a guy pooping next to a no dumping sign and it was the funniest thing I've ever seen

 

[Gentlebastard]

When they say they have a female brain, I assume they mean in a jar in the basement. Just like when they say they have a vagina.

10 EAT MEAT
20 EAT CHEESE
30 PRINT "GUD"
40 GOTO 10

If my worst moments were online, I'd probably have a thread.

Null doesn't like thirst posting. Keep your lustful desires to yourself.

If you bypass the filters and say “Nigger”, even Vodka nigger, you are straight up banned. If you disparage the tranny movement, you are shadow banned. These freaks are delicate little flowers blown about by the slightest wind.

Also, not to stick my dick in the roadkill or advocate that anyone else do such a thing

How can anyone look at that photo and do anything other than lmao

Counterpoint: Californians deserve to be miserable

I had a record of a shadowban in less than four minutes one time. I’m sure I’m taking time away from their daily hose down.

I want to bring up something I know we all have seen but seldom talk about because it's never the worst part of anything the fat man touched: His cope.

I often study the mods active and inactive (probably dialating) times and if it coincides with me having some down time, I bypass any block and post shit that Hitler would puke reading.
It’s a stress reliever.

I have to force the thought out of my head that somewhere is someone pulling the putty to the show at the same time. In fact, no Im not going to believe it, and you cant make me.

I read /multilevel marketing 'mlm' as 'men loving men'
(the new troon way to say 'gay' that tries to force the true and honest homo's to bone them via semantics).

Just.... he mental image conjured by those implements in combination with what we know to be her existence munch'ing as blind epileptic unwashed semi-non-verbal retard are...shudder.

Is castrating yourself peak reddit?

"Buddy we don't have enough liquor to make anyone believe you're a woman and when I say we I mean the state of Massachusetts.".

To be a woman is the deepest humiliation possible that these freaks can get off of. Now imagine getting raped as a woman! It is the pinnacle and the uttermost desired outcome.

Annnnd the troon lied. Apparently, he’s more than happy to talk about his dick.

So, taken altogether: It’s a homeless, black, crack-addicted troon prostitute who walks the streets all day and night. In Chicago.

…

Yep, sure beats me! Yeah, it’s a *REAL* mystery that they’re dropping like flies!

If you want to serve society and also get to shoot guns at work, why not be a cop? Good benefits and you never have to live in Oklahoma or Kuwait.

You don't care about any of these people, these trannies, retards, faggots, niggers, whatever, when they are actually suffering. You're secretly HOPING they Minecraft themselves so you can use them as a political chit to scream bloody murder at the people you hate.

Earl doesn't just drive an F150 because he hates polar bears, they're actually ideally suited to ranching.

Fellas, is it gay to have friends?

Some people have Revelations from God to make a 64 bit OS, others are tasked with eating Arby's
The Lord works in mysterious ways.

*Morgan Freeman's voice* "I wish, I wish, I could tell you that the tranny passed, and was celebrated for his delusions. But biology is as cruel a mistress as the sea, and he spent the rest of his life with women being polite because they feared him, and men making fun of him. When he died, his gravestone had his birth name."

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Why are we still here? Just to suffer?
Every night, I can feel my dick... and my balls... even my taint...
The genitals I've lost... the camelids I've lost... won't stop hurting...
It's like they're all still there. You feel it too, don't you?

What horrors could the phallus whisper? How much more flesh could it possibly demand?

doesnt she understand that a peepee full of pee cant be used for the sexing?

 

[umami's milk]

"I'M A TITLE IX MINORITY! YOU DON'T SAY SHIT TO ME!"

 

[Procrastinhater]

Has posted over 75 explicit booty pics - I have them all.

 

[Gog & Magog]

Himmler himself, while indeed, shown doing military fitness runs, still retained a dad bod, as did Hitler.

NOBODY CARES ABOUT HITLER'S DADBOD

 

[Daniel Wallace]

That's why I love the girl. She's pretty great and suffers from serious depression issues.

 

[Spud]

I'm not anti-semitic by any means, but those books all feel incredibly Jewish.

Maybe if you took fifteen minutes to chat to a certain underage girl she wouldn't have killed herself.

 

[TheBigTakeover]

Has posted over 75 explicit booty pics - I have them all.

 

[Lord Cat Tree Stump]

I keep an eye on this thread natch and have got sucked into spectating a morbidly obese woman who is having her lovely cat euthanised so she can commit immigration fraud in a shoebox with an Arabian.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Surely this will age well.

But before getting dropped, the brewery had to reassure everyone that babies would not be fetishized at the event

I hope God curses Russ with E.D. that Viagra can't fix.

 

[Humbert Humbert]

Says the unrepentant faggot, softly chuckling and placing his hand over his mouth like he's some fucking mastermind with all of the exclusive information that us peons aren't privy to

Who's crying now, fatty? Oh, wait—not you, because you're dead and DGAF.

Search this motherfuckers hard drives and I'm betting you'll find more cheese pizza than in a 90's pizza hut during a book drive.

"Hyperempathetic", you can tell because they tried to write about their ghost boyfriend's rape victim respectfully in a fan fic uwu. More like hyper-pathetic.

I would do anything for this to be an actual random_txt:

You shut the fuck up too, you chromosome-engorged fuck

 

[Gentlebastard]

From my experience working next to a hippy business that catered to people that lived in co-ops, every single one of those men is a disingenuous sex pest.

God and the alogs gave him all the warnings imaginable about how to prevent this, but he had to own us all.

No, I get it. It's always upsetting when someone you liked turns out to just be a dweeb, or worse, a lolcow.

I grant them leeway because they don't post selfies that make me ask. "He didn't poke a hole in the bottom of that bluey plush to fuck it did he?'"

So does that mean we'll be breaking out the guillotines soon?

Really you just look like a pretty boilerplate tranny which is why they say female pronouns with a light note of disgust to avoid being harassed or assaulted.

Let's not ohio train this thread.

A small collection of fedposting over a recently introduced bill (which does not do what the quoted tweet says it does, but why worry about things like that when you are busy threatening government officials?)

How are trannies gonna organize an armed uprising when tranny groups bigger than one always implode over personal drama. Besides, troon battalion sustains 41% casualties before even entering combat.

Boys will be boys, even when they insist they're girls.

There seems to be a big difference between the woke cult and other religions.

Other religions can teach forgiveness.

We need to bring back the wards, some people are just fucking doomed

That's very transphobic thing to say, trannies are perfectly capable of using Twitter and Reddit AND still having time to groom kids on Discord.

TL;DR: Tumblr user proposes the novel idea that non-trans people might not actually be 100% gender-conforming, and that being gender non-conforming doesn't mean you have to change your gender. Groundbreaking.

Fucking called it. Lol at all the people who didn't believe the lunatic with the fucking ZZ rubber titties was a giant fucking shitlord

even the slightest implication that a hulking gorillahon may look masculine is a war crime.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Maybe being a giant shitlord made me a better Dad?

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

For those who can't get enough of horribly malformed, pregnant Disney characters, here are his accounts:

This is the normalfag version of being a weeb, basically.

I want to punch the woman in the last video in the face until she's not alive and then probably continue for a few minutes more.

Even in elementary school it was silently agreed on that the kids who only watched Disney Channel were creepy and annoying

That and I’m pretty sure she got molested.

The bread tastes like shit, and the circuses are too boring or infuriating to watch.

I'd like to bang someone who is mentally their age, thank you very much.

There's even a homemade video game from the 90s or early 2000s that's a DOOM clone where you mow down costumed security guards in a Disney World that's taken over all of Florida and become it's own actual nation.

It's funny because they're fat pieces of shit

It's like a gradient between two colors. You can't say exactly where one starts and one begins, but you can say for certain that there are two different colors on either end.

It is ever thus. There's people who like a glass of wine with dinner, and there's people who drank their daughter's college fund and now she's supporting the family as a prostitute.

The like button ruined the internet

Not to get all incel....actually, lets.

I wish we had a mediocre joke rating.

If we lived in a 1970s sci-fi story where we segregated people based on how they answer this question things would probably be a lot better overall.

yay my first screenshot
humps jiggling ftw

What if the tranch was in cwcville what would happen

Sometimes bullying is justified.

Little is known about said energy reserves besides the fact that they are located in the person's bitch tits. Luckily for Karl, his are much smaller.

Rest in Piss InRange, you were mildly interesting.

"He didn't poke a hole in the bottom of that bluey plush to fuck it did he?'"

Life is short, and you are squishy.

The sad thing is that he does cover interesting shit, but he had to go and fuck it all up over communism and girldick.

Okay but getting up to pee in the middle of the night with my white phospur PVS14 is a game changer

 

[KiwiFuzz]

"I can assure you that, if there is any fetishization of babies at this event, it will be immediately shut down, and Sophie will be asked to leave."

"Once you get to the point of assuring the public that you will shut down an event "if there is any fetishization of babies" (I'm not making this up I swear) that might just be the point where you examine more closely just who you are promoting at your "family friendly" event."

 

[vomitusdeux]

I'd like to see how cyclists fare against my 2008 Dodge Charger. I'd love to do 120 on the bike lane just to see them desperately pedaling for their lives right up to when I leave them in the mud.

Demanding we stop "pushing a heteronormative agenda" yet tries to cut the penis off of every toddler that looks in the general direction of a barby doll.

He looks like Peter Griffin if he grew up downstream of a nuclear plant and was molested by every mutant on his block.

...somehow, the worst part of this detail is not knowing if this is referring to a woman urinating or a man ejaculating.

God, it's some kind of Semitic hybrid optimized for child molestation.

The Jew cries out in pain as he molests you.

Pretty sure eating raw balls is cringe and gay.

Boo-hoo my tits are lopsided, Yawn.

just because you spread your snizz and post your lopsided titties doesn't normalize the behavior.

I'm not insulting you. You literally spread your snizz and you literally have lopsided tits.

What ego? I even laugh at the fact that my tits are lopsided. Seriously, what ego?

the goriller was a SCAm just like helenm keller

You will never be a real cracker. You have no group, you have no cracktros, you have no prods. You are a reddit lamer twisted by Codex and CPY into a crude mockery of the scene's elite.

Only trannies douche these days. I’d rather be a poop bag than an amhole waste bag.

Penis in vagina creates love. Penis in inverted penis creates disgust.

 

[Maricón de Mierda]

I'm going to leave it here, take it elsewhere if you want to continue this slapfight, but death is a preferable solution to being a woman.

Going out on a limb, here, but I don’t think you have kids.

This nigga is like "noooo sex with my pregnant wife is making me uncomfy" while he goes to beat off to MLP porn instead.

"The fact that they did it will fuel theories that they do it."

WHAT A SHIT WEBSITE you assholes think its funny to post someone elses pictures of their hard work and laugh and call it horific? ILL SHOW YOU HORRIFIC MOTHERFUCKER I bet none of you have EVER made anything creative plus most of the fursuits here are made pacificly by CHILDREN and other furry folk who are doing nothing wrong and should be treated like everyone else cause their human to and you still bully them for being themselves. Literaly what do you gain other then showing the world your all toxic and gross sons of bitches that bully furry folk for expressing themselves. Websites like this are why children are depresed and suicidal because of hateful bullys like you.

It's my friend's Harry Potter! I was just holding it for him! I don't even know how to use Harry Potter!

What about a forum that has been kicked off from 110 web hosts and 6 millions tier 1 ISP?

All Pat did was threaten to murder her, her baby and her husband according to Rona's sworn testimony to police, and this cunt deleted all his pictures just for that???

This person made an account specifically to hate on the farms and downvote everything but my posts are so good they just had to like it. Thank you for the kiwi karma, Shiloh

He should be introducing himself as that guy from the Kiwi Farms thread

Elephant Dick - Poonerized

These pooner comics are the cenobites of our universe. Thanks knucklehead you've manifested these fucks into reality. When I was detoxing from alcohol at home I was hallucinating and these lilguys keep trying to attack me in my sleep. Woke up several nights sweating and screaming. You've legitimately opened the lament configuration for us all, dood!

I distinctly remember the youtuber guy is such a weirdo and he made a video about how he cooks his testicles to decrease his sperm count

In the end we all become what we hate. He hated women so he became one. He hated kiwifarms so he became an autistic faggot. Many such cases.

When you're destitute, will you bottle your salty bitch tears and sell them?

This really is a mind experiment. Can you detransition if you're post op or would it have to be a new transition? He can't uncut his penis off, so they'd have to fill in his axe wound with Mighty Putty and give him one of those forearm meat salami dicks. M2F2M. He would be the first of his kind and a true pioneer for the future of trans identity. It might be crazy enough to save his reputation to out tranny every tranny that has ever trannied. A "Genitalception," if you will.

EVEN THE BRONIES HATE HIM NOW.

Kiwi Farms is the autistic Cassandra of Greek myth.

Everybody talks about her only showering 37 times in a year, but what really horrifies me is the amount of times she's taken a shit in a year.

This woman gets her flesh lasagna pummeled for a living. What could she possibly fear from us?

But I also think the impact of opioid use on Keffals production of flatus-centred transgendered pornography could be a career-making PhD thesis for anybody working in the fields of gender studies, cultural studies, criminologists looking at sex work, etc. etc. etc. You'd need a very rigorous academic supervisor, but as we know, those fields are filled with cutting edge scientists so that shouldn't be a problem at all.

I can assure that, if there is any fetishization of babies at the event, it will be immediately shut down, and Sophie will be asked to leave.
But I do not believe that will happen.


LORE REQUEST: MOMMYBIGDICK

Hello loremasters, i'm currently in a little spat with a twitter user name mommybigdick. She seems like a prototypical lowlcow. I'm wondiering how muhc info we can get on here. Please post everything you got in this thread. I know there's some turboautists here who can help me get a lot of information. keffalL

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

The Jew cries out in pain as he molests you.

That's not pain..

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

teleporting cactus pickle niggers