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[mister meaner]

I'm not afraid to use my penis if necessary

 

[Gentlebastard]

You didn't even wait a whole sentence to contradict yourself.

If he can't even take a piss by himself, he definitely can't wipe his own ass. I'll leave you with the mental image of the poor nurses having to deal with wiping his greasy sneaked-cheeseburgers poops

stop drugging yourself and you probably won’t have to piss in salad bowls quite so often anymore.

He isn't concerned about the stroke. He's concerned about butter, mustard, and getting his extra meals

Having a troon partner seems more complex than operating heavy machinery. You have to learn a whole new language otherwise it kills itself.

This guy is such an amazing cow. The nursing home arc is pure kino.

Troons, sex work and antifascism, name more iconic trio.

It still blows my mind that anyone could ever willingly go to a fucking porn shoot and still act surprised when they encounter degenerates.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

please rein in your inflation fetish

 

[make_it_so]

After heavy consideration, and with a heavy heart, I must announce, that now, I too, am in favor of Mass Rape. Damn you, Pippa!

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Good quote, but already posted:

 

[Blackhole]

transphobes go one day without their biases being confirmed challenge (impossible)

A gorilla got shot in Cincinnati and things haven’t been the same ever since.

No sadder words of tongue or pen:
"Kiwi Farms was right again!"

One cup of tea for $45 shouldn't be just okay. It should be so good you have a psychotic break.

jannies, retard spill on aisle 3, mop it up

old man so outta touch that he's referencing Skyrim in 2023 smh "a vote for me is a vote for Talos"

Yeah, it's called a period and trans girls have them too. Just because they menstruate partially digested Spaghetti O's doesn't make them any less valid.

Kill printers, behead printers, roundhouse kick printers into the concrete, slam dunk a printer into the trash can, crucify filthy printers, defecate into the printer's paper tray, launch printers into the sun, stir fry printers in a wok, toss printers into active volcanoes, urinate into printers' ink cartridges, judo throw printers into a wood chipper, twist printers' power cords off.

Being a "digital native" and not knowing how to use digital technology is like being a native of the country of India and not knowing how to shit on the street

What a fucking faggot. I tried to think of something more substantive to comment, but seriously, what a fucking faggot.

"DUDE, WEED LMAO." *laughs obnoxiously* "Man, fuckin' white people, am I right, fellow whites?" *laughs obnoxiouser*

 

[Pissmaster]

If Jim Cramer tells you to buy a stock, don't touch it with a ten foot pole. If Paul Krugman tells you the macroeconomic forecast is good, get ready for the next Great Depression.

 

[Spud]

You will NEVER be strapped down to a milking table.

You will NEVER have a VR headset of hot anime babes put on your head.

You will NEVER have a bored and disinterested, but sexy, Chinese woman milk you for your seed to boost the Han Chinese birthrate.

I don't know about you gents, but I am rapidly losing reasons to live.

 

[Johnny Salami]

Some people are better in cyberspace and others are better in meatspace.

 

[Migraine Box]

sadly we do not have a thread for people getting tortured with weed whackers

 

[._.]

He didnt reign in his inflation fetish

 

[Gog & Magog]

Quotes from General Chat.

He was nearly homosexulated by a dildocopter

- @Prehistoric Jazz

other peoples' racism being shallow doesn't stop mine from being deep

out of all the times ive put my dick in a chicks ass only one time had poop

- @Muttley

she says she cant date a man shes pegged

- @catcult_empress

But I've done a lot, and I've emboldened my neighors. The only part where I fucked up was a split second after watching the new Avatar movie where I let my primordial wrath get the better of me. And even then, it's a victimless crime.

- @WolfeTone

There’s this fallen tree near my house that’s really pissing me off. I’ve been passing by it every day and yelling at it for being such a shitty stump. Yep, I’m a log alog

-i dont remember who

no one wants to see your goblin porn

Things get fucky when Null goes nini

- @Dialtone

 

[tehpope]

I only cry through my dick.

 

[Random Internet Person]

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[Muttley]

Quotes from General Chat.

- @Prehistoric Jazz


- @Muttley

- @catcult_empress

- @WolfeTone

-i dont remember who


- @Dialtone

lol the one below my name is also me
but I was in fact talking to @catcult_empress

 

[Spud]

Well a black father isn't believable and we're already pushing it with the mermaids.

 

[Baguette Child]

I'm done with this software. The more I use it, the more it makes me angry.

 

[Meat Target]

Just let it crash this time and ill stop bothering you about my foreskin

 

[Gentlebastard]

Not everything is a conspiracy. Sometimes a retard says some retarded shit online and gets a well-deserved ass whooping for the efforts.

there is nothing sadistic about some whore getting railed by her dog, merely very very degenerate

You're no longer addicted if you're dead.

What did you think was going to happen if you mangled your genitals, you dumb shit? Actually the better slur would be "numbnuts."

Making a fool of yourself isnt "trolling" trolling is what your mother did when she decided not to abort your malfunctioning ass.

You just know he wrote this speech-to-text during the actual film in a crowded theater.

Dogfuckers or animalfuckers in general are so degenerate in nature. I don't really understand them. Than I realized that's probably a good thing.

Come out ye black and trans.
You can't gaslight me.
You're a man.

And they wonder why guys react poorly when they find out they just fucked an open wound instead of an actual sex organ.

Being rejected by the filthiest and most degenerate troons in history? A pack of troons which includes Kevvie Gibes?

That has to be the worst indicator you have an off-putting personality and are sexually unattractive to anyone.

IIRC he's a polyamorous, bisexual, bipolar gun sperg who lived (lives?) in some sort of radical leftist prepper commune outside of Portland, OR. The thought of societal collapse/a second civil war is his ultimate coom.

 

[Law]

You may notice a trend of stacked malt liquor boxes as furniture. Literally every video he films in his house has these, no matter what room it's in.

This had me howling. Whole thread has great random text potential.