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[Spud]

Using the term "Otokonoko" in the name of the company is an insult to traps and trap enjoyers, traps are just 2D men with very effeminate features that has nothing to do wth the absolute degeneracy of real world trannies, hormones and other deviants. Just another part of a subculture gets corrupted by this psychos.

I would get my computer privileges revoked for all the usual things: getting bad grades, messing with my brother/cousins, making the neighbor boy cry by dropkicking him into his own sandcastle on the playground

Suicide is unfathomably important to me

 

[Gentlebastard]

Transgender unpaid internet hall monitor hands typed this

You know what they say. You never get over your first love and trannies never get over the first fem outfit they ejaculated in from their mother's or grandmother's closet.

So - don't give up hope. Those alpacas needn't have died in vain.

Someone chokes on food all alone in their room, there's going to be paperwork.

You think you can escape a failson so easily? Once they troon out they're nigh unstoppable.

This ties into what was mentioned earlier about schizophrenic crusades

The Redditor has replaced God with government and they worship at the altar of the Troon.

"I don't have like, quotes memorized or anything, but it's been confirmed. It was bad."

They definitely have bitten off more than they can gum.

In other words, if a dozen retards agree with it, it's fine and dandy for an "encyclopedia" to knowingly leave utter lies in place.

No one is impressed and you are not an ebin le epic troll.

I read this whole, autistic diatribe and, well, I hate the burst your bubble, but...

Not even California would allow this level of dysfunction without stepping in.

Aw shit, my autism has struck once again.

Some of the dudes on there type like women though.

“Cremation” is on Kevin’s fetish list for some reason, so we know how they’d dispose of the body.

am pretty sure its regulated under european law so pulling something like the Axolot scam would be illegal

 

[Foxxo]

For smoother, cleaner sneeding

 

[internet friend]

idk if youre going to do something illegal youd beat john wayne gacey you wouldnt break into jail to diddle his butthole

 

[VargReallyDidNothingWrong]

Typical rhetoric of slave without any idea of national proud.

Your whoreland can do in Georgia nothing

This dog had rabbies. Do you play with such dogs or give them shoot?

 

[KiwiFuzz]

There's only one race: the human race.

Well, that and Italians.

Man, my psychosis has reached new levels, I thought I had been posting on the farms this whole time. If this is a Wendy's site again Imma be pissed.

Hello Feds! I hope you find all the information you could possibly need in this thread!

Mutilation is something that only happens without your consent. If you consent to something it isn't mutilation.

I'm not defending the practice. I personally do not and would not eat ass under most conceivable circumstances.

THAT'S MY HAWIIAN PUNCH DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH IT YOU FUCKING ALPACA OR YOU'RE JOINING THE REST! PENNY! STOP TRYING TO CHEW AND GET THIS THING OUT OF HERE!

Trap shooting will be an event at the first Kiwi Farms Olympics but it will be slightly different from the traditional version.

Fiery but mostly peaceful toilet protests

I told those fucks a thousand times at the antifa twitter that I don't riot on shabbos!

Incorrect: 1 gallon jug of Hawaiian Punch.

MOM STOP DRINKING AND DEFEND MY GENDER!

But you know what is an immediate mood upper? Meth.

 

[Law]

I feel like this post is just a mess of words made by a robot. nice try Mossad

 

[Gentlebastard]

how many pages are we going to spend coping about who is a journoscumfaggot and who isn't?

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned man with a wilted boner.

It's basically Schrodinger's retarded fat baby at this point.

Then he complained about TikTok saying it was just girls dancing provocatively to songs. I guess he'd be better if they were hunky men but he needs to hide his homosexuality under a thin veneer of conservatism.

"He was shoving a grapefruit up my ass, that was fine, we agreed to that, but then he slapped me out of nowhere and called me a whore! I felt so degraded and unsafe."

Where do you think you are? Mean-spirited is practically our motto, faggot.

The topsoil identifies as healthy.

A lot of people ignore that females can be degenerate coomers too.

Everyone looks like a million bucks next to the Am Hole.

Did the evil Fuhrer of Texas outlaw Crest Whitestrips, too? This guy's teeth look like he's been gargling with piss.

Actually, considering the population under discussion, I guess I'm not ready to rule out the possibility that he has been gargling with piss.

He knowingly infected hundreds of men with AIDS because he literally couldn't stop sucking cock and fucking mens' butts.

Don't worry, lil' pooner, you'll show 'em what a real man can do! You'll show 'em all!

In their minds, JK Rausling and her stormterfers are firing up the gas chambers right now.

Imagine the awkward stares as this obvious (probably blue haired) girl sits down at a lunch table and goes: “Heya fellow dudes! Anyone going to the queer kids alliance meeting afterwards? It’s very masc!”

Oh wait, who am I kidding. She’ll sit awkwardly by herself in a corner, doodle gay dudes kissing, and on the way out try a half nod to the guy sitting next to her in class.

Then go and cry in the bathroom because she wasn’t sure if he saw her.

Excuse my massive newfaggottry

That's how you clock someone who draws gay male art.

Very cute proboscis!

 

[AN/ALR56]

Just this morning at Whole Foods I seamlessly entered a conversation with a roastie milf with a ring about SVB in the water aisle... and I said it’s the canary in the coal mine signalling the complete economic collapse of the US. She was looking at me in amazement like she wanted me to paint her lips in cum.

 

[Coelacanth]

Does everyone from Ireland have extra chromosomes?

 

[BirdUp]

 

[William Tyndale]

Went to a satanic church once because some marine asked to join him. It was fat, ugly people. Lots of them having sex afterwards. fucking gross weirdos

 

[BirdUp]

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

That looks like four walls, electricity, and air conditioning to me. Your home still looks rather colonized, in my humble opinion. Quit appropriating my culture, Jacquelyn. Plus, a denim jacket? Really? My culture is not a costume. And was this article published on the Internet? In English? In the written word?

Away with thee! Back to the non-problematic mud huts of Africa you go.

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

I too name my pets after what I intend on doing with them. Such as my cute poodle I just got from the pet store called Bootysex

 

[Table Country]

Can you define bread?"
"It's carb-rich foodstuff made with yeast?"
"What about sourdough? That doesn't use yeast, so how can you even say bread is real?"

Spec Ops: The Line was really fun. It’s what gave me my love for war crimes.

 

[Maricón de Mierda]

The fuck are they gonna do with melatonin? Nigga about to commit a nap

God bless you Kiwi farmers, When there was no lolcows to laugh at, you all became Lolcows for our entertainment

Gender. Affirming. Knitwear.

>Sees the spoiler warning
>Opens anyways
>Regret

Sad, many such cases

I skimmed a wiki on All Tomorrows creatures once, and the modular pooner in the first image triggered a memory. I think the sky queefer comes from something else entirely.

I could easily fit Cyrax's entire body inside my colon. I'm not kidding.

I found a picture of one of the bananas

Why do so many people here have Ralphs sad dick saved to their computers?

Total kiwi anarchy!
A janny getting paid real money!
More broken dicks!
Nudes being sent like Jehovah witness pamphlets!
Users doing gay ops, being simps and being huge faggots!
Graf being bitch made canadian soy cuck!
Everybody shitting on everybody!

We love our jannies, our forum enforcement
We love our administration, they're important

Multiple endings, from IRS tax fraud, to barely eeking by while balancing the hoard but still happy, running off with some chick then she kills you (whether it's your body or soul), Waco, death by disgruntled worker, or summoning the dreaded alpaca death god by throwing too many dead bodies in the death pit (will not happen if dying of natural causes).

I generate long passphrases and keep them on a physical piece of paper. Good luck hacking a sheet of cellulose glowniggers.

Seriously y’all are so backed up with piss and hot air that I don’t find her iCoNiC that I’m getting paragraphs of raging. But yeah I’m the sperg

alexa, pull up the statistics of homosexuality in the nigger community

As of yesterday, this user still had posts, but in the foreseeable future it is likely that he will kill himself for these people's erections.

We begin with thirty-five ROFL emojis. Not one. Not two. Thirty-five. This excess is meant to underscore just how ridiculous and preposterous everything is that she is about to respond to. This overkill very simply means, she is really bothered.

IDK about you, but I'm using the internet to access this webspace and thus also have access to all the scat porn I could ever copy and paste.

 

[Spud]

The Finger Me podcast is still on the table.

 

[The Skeksis Emperor]

you're on Kiwi Farms, which should have been a clue that your life isn't going well

 

[Jason Wynn]

I like dogs. I'm glad my dog isn't all irradiated and shit.