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[melty]

I know fashion well enough to teach it at rationality camps

https://www.lesswrong.com/posts/x8Fp9NMgDWbuMpizA/rationality-lessons-learned-from-irrational-adventures-in

 

[Path Wanderer]

>I recognize those shit stains
I hate this thread.

 

[Gog & Magog]

Kill Europeans. Behead Krauts. Roundhouse kick a Brit into the concrete. Slam dunk a French baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy Italians. Defecate in a Spaniard's food. Launch Ukrainians into the sun. Stir fry Poles in a wok. Toss Romanians into active volcanoes. Urinate into a Dutchman's gas tank. Judo throw Belgians into a wood chipper. Twist Czech's heads off. Report Greeks to the IRS. Karate chop Portuguese in half. Curb stomp pregnant black Swedes. Trap Hungarians in quicksand. Crush Belarusians in the trash compactor. Liquefy Austrians in a vat of acid. Eat Serbians. Dissect the Swiss. Exterminate Bulgarians in the gas chamber. Stomp Danish skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate Finns in the oven. Lobotomize Slovakians. Mandatory abortions for Norwegians. Grind Irish fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown Croatians in fried chicken grease. Vaporize Moldovans with a ray gun. Kick old Bosnians down the stairs. Feed Albanians to alligators. Slice Lithuanians with a katana.

 

[Gentlebastard]

When we do a good job, they get the CIA to MKUltra someone into a new lolcow to our specifications. I'm saving up my credit for a new Cynthia Hanson.

Never thought I would miss these kinds of losers but here we are. We need them to come back into consciousness to defend m’ladies honor and cut up the trannies with their thousand-folded katana or something.

Baby, who needs to keep track of any of that bank shit when you’re committing federal crimes and grifting funds from your 501c3?

Also fucking Christ how trashy are you if you need multiple over the counter abortions?

I would absolutely watch the shit out of a reality show called Troon Island where they dump a cohort of “BPD ADHD tism disabled xe/xir catgender” misfits and film them fighting for a bowl of rice and a dry bed.

His love of both God and country are purely performative and a smokescreen for his ulcerated, impossibly self-centered excuse for a personality.

This nigger thinks he's the Zodiac killer. Nobody cares about your gay little cipher.

You know we live in a clown world when these motherfuckers are slightly less embarrassing than troons.

I don't know what it is about this dude, and I swear I'm a Kiwi Farms asshole, but he strikes me as a sincerely decent, kind person and my heart broke a little reading what happened to him.

>legal right to suicide
nigger just do it lol
what's the law going to do about it? throw your corpse in prison?

Redditors can't go one day without LARPing weird rape fantasies, huh?

 

[Path Wanderer]

And I got two words for you…PUNITIVE DAMAGES

 

[Piss Bear]

Look it's ol' Pastry Balls! He is on his way to visit granny Zippertits.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

I'd rather fuck a beehive daily than marry a Canadian woman.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Say what you want about someone like barbara, at least you know who she was.

I refuse to believe any Disney adult has a good credit score.

I used to be in a Squishmallow group where the premise was to post them in funny situations. I don't even collect them, just like plushies in general and thought it was an amusing group. Then one day someone posted a pic with their Squismallow sitting next to actual meth and black tar heroin. The group imploded on itself with half being like "it's unreasonable to allow literal meth here" and "hurrhurr it's no different than the pics of Squish pretending to smoke weed, grow up you baby." Bruh it's fucking meth, you're a fucking methhead. Anyway not exactly consoomer in this instance but Squishmallow fans are I N S A N E in numerous ways.

Yes. Real men punch trees like in Mincraft until they turn into piles of wood and turn that wood into tools.

What's the pedophile version of twink death?

I still don't think you should name your kid "Anakin" or "Phasma."

I see one awesome video, and then a bunch of barbaric poopy skins being barbaric poopy skins. Guess which one I liked and I'll let you fuck the old bitch who collects soda cans out of my recycling bin.

Did you buy yourself a multi-thousand-dollar lion fursuit? Are you in debt because of your insatiable Nala lust?

Disney should set up a little memorial garden in each park where you can spread your ashes (for a price, obv) or something. I bet they'd make bank with it with how much of a problem it seems to be.
Maybe have a character present or something.

You're welcome Disney you can have that one for free.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

thing is most vtubers are young, and lot of them are more introverted - they're not method actors or sociopaths (otoh lot of them are women...)

 

[yydszmiteg2]

also i learned i may not be as neurotypical as i suspected

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Give it a week and they'll find the agent rocking under his desk, muttering "am hole".

 

[Meat Target]

A world where people don’t have the freedom to make bad choices and to chimp out about the consequences of those choices is a world without lolcows.

 

[Croaking Spider]

i've spent the past five minutes trying to get wood wtf

 

[Archie_Kimkicker]

>I recognize those shit stains
I hate this thread.

 

[Faceless Whore]

My fave fat retard Faceless Ho is so angry horny for me right now they’re posting all over my profile and on other threads to get more angry ho’s to do the same. Hey new fans, sorry my tone is too dry for your autistic asses to read properly.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

I have emailed my congresswoman 4 times and received no response.

 

[Meat Target]

Conversely, the NSA and CIA have all my nazi memes and feet pics
C'est la vie

 

[Super Dilator Duel 3D]

A man's first death is when he fakes his suicide to fap to cub porn and code for his spanish fuckbuddy's trans persona. A man's second death is when he gets banned for sending a compromised mod pack to a zoomer with absolute shit taste in minecraft versions.

Courtesy of a comment left on @byuu's profile by @Peru oso donas

 

[Pedophobe]

they're going to quote me on your tombstone when im done with you

 

[Sprate Header]

"They are truly the ultimate scum of the earth. Treacherous, wretched backstabbers with -1,000,000 honour, beyond all redemption. They only deserve to burn. The fucking Joker described it perfectly: when the chips are down, they'll eat each other."