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[Geranium]

For fucksake you sanctimonious fucking amoeba climb out of yourself for one day.

 

[NoReturn]

Just you know, with goddess vagina cookies mixed in.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

I've made this commentary just to appear in random.txt and site's header messages

 

[Kamen Rider Faiz]

BLM shirt while smoking crack. Saint Floyd would be proud.

I'm surprised Patrick S. Tomlinson hasn't tracked them down and turned them into salami yet.

"I always thought that after my dad got old and his back went to shit that the bottles mysteriously collecting in his room were a sign of declining hygiene. Turns out he was just trying to be a Roman doctor"

No that’s good news.

I always thought that after my dad got old and his back went to shit that the bottles mysteriously collecting in his room were a sign of declining hygiene.

Turns out he was just trying to be a Roman doctor

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Nobody is asking the important question: was she hot? Or I guess we should ask the other important question first: was she a she or a “she”?

"She"'s cannot cum because the amhole is an open wound and not a sexual organ

Can we have ONE thread about ANYTHING without anybody bringing up troons ffs

Can we have one day when troons don't inject their degeneracy into the public eye?

 

[Markass the Worst]

NONE OF US ARE GOING TO HELL!

source

 

[BlueSpark]

This is the kind of content I've been missing and I hope it gets worse.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

Maybe. Found the story to see for myself. The elves also become Scandinavian Mormons or something.

Here are the elves. We need to build a wall, close all of their churches and ban all of their Christmas trees.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

Elves are invading Poland right as we speak. This is horrifying. The Poles have never been this upset before. They were going to go to a meeting in Warsaw, but they had to cancel because of the elves. There have been no elves in Poland for over a hundred years. Not since the Great Elf War, a conflict that ended with the elves retreating to an alternate dimension where they live in peace. It is said that the elves do not even remember the war and only talk about it with sadness. The humans are worried that if the elves do return, it will mean the end of civilization. But what does it mean for the elves? I am going to go to Poland to find out!

Well, they didn’t end up leaving. In fact, the elves took over much of the country.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

He's upset that I came on here to say that his penis is just big enough that it doesn't qualify as a micropenis.

 

[JustSomeDong]

I saved some Kiwis' avatars so I can edit them into an autistic love dodechahedron.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Oh FBI I remember when we were young and you would spin me such elaborate psyops. Now you just phone it in and roll over to sleep and I have to finish gaslighting myself in the bathroom

“Every time, the Montana GOP chooses the most hateful action available … taking up benches”

I'm sorry friend, it's pissjugs all the way down.

Honestly fascinating and a tribute to the importance of pissmastery

SUICIDE PREVENTED!

Yeah but who doesn't enjoy some good, uncut druflgs?

 

[Aunt Carol]

A Beretta 92fs. The gun itself is reliable, cool, & iconic. But the primary driving force that lead to the purchase was to have it for St. Patrick's Day when I get pretty drunk & watch The Boondock Saints.

 

[Poonocchio]

Did you know Shane Nokes pays me to suck his dick and he's fat? Also I'm fat. Not sure if you noticed.

 

[Positron]

I Cum Blood.

My best guess is a mummified penis

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

White knights ain't what they used to be.

I'm sure he'll end up cutting his dick off on stage with his moomoo to praise Satan

That's not the kind of thing you'd want to be detailing in the open, even as a theoretical; especially here.

Would you want to have sex if AO3 smut was your introduction to sex? I wouldn't.

Sometimes I wonder why I put effort into making real art when I would make more cash by slapping some Cricut stickers onto 50 cent aliexpress trash.

 

[Billy Stinkwater]

I chronicles the life and fatness of on Rick S Thomas like my father, and his father before him to exhibit at the great Kiwi library of Nullexandria so that for all time humanity will know that this guy was really fucking fat. The most noble of endeavors.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

It's 2023 - you really think being misogynistic is tough?

 

[Dr. Butt]

Finnish bum chum

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

This is like watching a bum fight between a crack ho and a meth head. Whoever wins is still going to shit in my yard and possibly try to knife me, so fuck it. Maybe both sides will be severely injured.