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[Watcher]

Where did "This is why I stick to 2D." "But for real though.." come from anyway?

99% certain I was quoting Cute Anime Girl in chat at the time. Which prompted him to reply "but for real though" when I did. At the time chat would post thread replies as they occurred in real time.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Well gosh, why is it so hard to find respect when soliciting strangers to stage puerile, porny sexual acts?

Has anybody tried telling them thats there's more to life than orgasms? Or is that just a bridge too far for them?

Short answer, duh.

Long answer, DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Don't fucking lie to me, I know your kind.

I'd rather fuck a corpse than a troon. At least the corpse is supposed to be necrotizing.

Communicating with someone online without coming off as the Platonic ideal of an asshole

There's a lot of happy ground between "famous" and too chickenshit to try and fail.

"Ooohh I'm so glad I had sex-ed lessons so I didn't start RAPING anyone after I become a MANLY MAN who's HORNY all the time I treat women with RESPECT."

That fat imbecile will always somehow squirm his way out of a WIN. Every single time he is about to get a W, his ego gets in his way and he fucks it up.

It's easy: just don't post your ENTIRE life on Twitter and you'll win! "No!"

The good lolcows are the ones that write their own demise, with their own hands.

Bless his dilated fat heart.

Stroke number five is going to be magic, I can just feel feel it.

Ah, the old 'conditional performative kindness' trick. Then they act all shocked when they don't get any authentic kindness in return.

 

[Coelacanth]

my friends made me play pony town once and i said nigger one single time and got ip banned

 

[Rembrandt]

I wanted to share this as I found it powerful and moving and really made me reconsider my opposition towards punching small animals to death.

 

[In the Sick of It]

Don't have any tits to monetize, stalker.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

It's hard to trust women who are animes, it's even worse if they are a narutard.

 

[Hot HOT HOTTT]

He is an ouroboros of cringe.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I think humans are naturally retarded and have self destructive tendencies due to our long lifespans and weird adaptations, and no one is behind this since it would take a ton of people to prop up a plan like this and barely 1 guy can keep a secret, let alone 2 or more.

 

[Catalooger]

SpaceEdge - With friends like these, who needs enemies? Part 2
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Yet another Tomlinson text in addition to the one posted above on this page by @In the Sick of It

"You piss yourself on every occasion, stalker."

He had one exchange two weeks ago with the exact quote of

"You piss yourself in your widdle pants, stalker. Cry and piss yourself in prison, stalker, in your widdle pants. Enjoy prison, stalker. We're going to."

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

His ceremonial garb is a moomoo, the attendees look like they reek, and it's taking place in a Marriot; is this just a rebranded Dashcon? Someone there has definitely pissed in the ceremonial Luciferian ballpit.

Unpissed balls are just another way the system keeps you down, maaan.

A Jack Murphy-esque homosexual butt stuff scandal would be less cringe than this shit.

"Do what makes you feel good"
"Saying the word Nigger alone in my house makes me feel good."
"OH you can't do that!"

I always found it entertaining when these Satanist groups were protesting in favor of Muslim refugees. Proclaimed devil worshipers demanding the import of extremists who venerate a pedophile warlord from the middle east is something that sounded like the plot of some child's Call of Duty and Doom crossover fanfiction. I'm sure the irony is lost on them.

 

[Archie_Kimkicker]

reminder that i've been through more in 23 years of my epic and based life of danger then u have in however long ur pathetic life has existed and wasted space on this planet. society is a machine with gears that turn and you are nothing but pathetic rust upon a nail that i step on with platitude.

 

[tehpope]

You can fake a poll but you can't fake lost sales.

 

[Nuns with guns]

Matt Yglesias, one of the founders of Vox.
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How could people be mad at a kiwi farm? Great fruit.

 

[Snusmumriken]

I’m sorry, I think it’s the fault of them big ol’ eyes, but I just wanna love and protect these wretched doods. I want to feed them appy slices and listen to their made-up stories about passing and softly deadname them while they have their nap ilysm doodz.

 

[Pissmaster]

Just so you know, when I need medical advice, I seek out the most profoundly autistic faggots I can find to ask.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Personally I avoid investing myself in whatever glitch of the mind causes humans to find stylized 2D drawings of women puppeted around by sweaty Japanese men attractive.

 

[Aunt Carol]

She really justified this by pointing out that Jeffrey Dahmer hasn't managed to kill anyone else since he's been dead.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

If journalism weren't dead and buried, there'd be 500 journalists spelunking up Bill Gates's ass

 

[Grift Garrison]

my dick fell off in a zaxby’s bathroom… and i didn’t notice until i got home

 

[vomitusdeux]

Corissa Enneking and Juliana Aprileo are a Kansas-based lesbian couple who weigh as much as three lesbian couples should

See if you can forage for a pooner mandrake out in the wilderness

*wheeze, gasping laughter, attempts to breath fatly*

Yup, that’s insulation coming out of the fucking wall. She says nothing about this and continues to fatly slide along her disgusting floors.

*jiggly head-nod trying to look sassy but instead looking like someone needs to slap a helmet onto her noggin before she smashes it repeatedly into a wall and howls before being hauled off on a short bus*

Fucking trumpet time.

there are no Jews in that part of Alabama

*watches a possum electrocute itself chewing through the last working wire in the trailer, sparking an electrical fire.* And this is going to be my entertaining room.

No doubt they all have buttholes like cup holders

Dude you absolutely have a pussy musk fetish

I do not think Null is exactly a go to expert on vagina's.

Thank God my wife is a terf.

30+ personalities including an 18 year old catgirl, 20 year old female who exists solely to fuck his wife, a traumatized 7 year old who hides when his wife yells at him, and a guy with a deep voice and angry eyebrows stuck in a 33 year-old man's body due to "trauma" or something.

I'm thinking too hard about teenage beaver breasts.

Amusing, but nothing beats Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack.

Is the floor even solid enough to hold the porno tub full of water?

Like dude, should the police check your hard drive I think they’ll forgive the gay porn. Your collection of monkeys in toddler clothes being tortured might raise some alarm bells though.

Accessorizing your crotch is such a chick move.