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[ditto]

Germany measures time in sexually transmitted diseases?

 

[Meat Target]

It's not often that a leftist is so insane that even the ADL calls them out for disinformation. That's like the Elephant Man calling you ugly.

 

[Gentlebastard]

What do you call the opposite of "tomboy genocide"?

Even my autistic ass can clock a tranny out of the corner of my eye IRL in no time flat.

Canadians deserve this. The Leafs raking themselves will save the civilized peoples of the world the trouble.

This is literally what Ben Shapiro would look like if he trooned out.

I'd sooner trust a schizophrenic yelling on a street corner than a pollster these days. At least one truly believes what they're telling you.

I pointed out the obvious fact that the way to get the best fried chicken in any city is just to find the place with the most niggers in line. And if you're the only white guy in line, you're guaranteed awesome fried chicken.

Is this not simple truth?

*BANNED*

Is she a tranny or just very Greek?

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people are like kiwis
they fucking suck and I hate them

Every time I read arguments like this I wonder how Downs Sydrome folks know they have it without seeing their chromosome. Almost as if chromosomes affect our phenotype or something.

I'd say LARPing as a tranny is homosexual behaviour but even the gays I know wouldn't debase themselves like that

Even if you did pull of some truly amazing trolling craftsmanship, it's being done to redditors. That's like a pet cat dragging the mangled corpse of the family's budgie up onto their owners bed as a gift. It's not exactly big game hunting, is it?

I'm sure you only subscribe to /r/sissyhypno or whatever "to be able to post more accurately."

not just a r*dditor, but a tw*tter user too? dios mio...

Holy shit, please get a life and go outside.

@Null, please make it so new fags can't post for 6 months.

but then i would deprive the community of posts where someone tries to impress people by saying he studies the linguistic forms of retards on the internet to better impersonate them like some sort of predator

He's a piece of shit. We know. And now we know you have wife beater blood running through your veins. We didn't really need to know that.

Why do I love it? It's not just because of his inability to resist responding, or because of how predictable it always is. No, it's because I know he is seething with impotent rage as he sends every single reply.

do you get all your dating knowledge from Yakuza games?

you can be androgynous, theatrical and flamboyant without being rushed to the nearest clinic to have your dick inverted

Its the fistula life for you

You can still be a professional and a goofball so long as you temper it with wisdom.

I salute you. Alexander the Great might have been loved by his troops, and he and his generals might have conquered the World, but he's got nothing on your ability to assemble the greatest legion of retards this Earth has ever seen.

Thanks for listening to the ramblings of a befuddled man.

Not to be a pedantic faggot but

 

[Meat Target]

That didn't sound like a woman.

I'm halfway between thinking this is one of the funniest things I've heard lately and being borderline MATI over how degenerate it is.

 

[Aunt Carol]

"Haters mad I can experience childlike whimsy"

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

disappear quicker, than donuts around Moviebob.

Imagine being a pregnant mother getting decapitated on Christmas Eve

immediately napalm that lab until nothing is left but ashes. it is the only safe way to keep retard militants from spreading polio.

Imagine being stationed to a level three lab in Khartoum.

If you gave them a pack of Raman to cook, they would burn the whole building down with everyone inside instead.

NWA = Niggers Whacking it on Airplanes

"It's fine, miss. I'm Desiigner's court-appointed Certified Masturbation Mediator. He shall only be allowed to eat bland foods such as corn flakes on the rest of the flight.

they'll be launching themselves from outhouses to cross the Mediterranean, powered like a SpaceX rocket by the force of their own explosive choleric dysentery.

With our weaponized cholera everyone will shit in the street!

Nigger audacity will never cease to amaze me.

I respect and love Genghis for everything he did, especially the wholesale murder.

Pedos have probably been at half-mast for years since they heard the word "Lupron."

"Vaping is a stim" wow way to take accountability for your own actions.

Imagine being so convinced of your people's genetic superiority that you fuck it up to the point that you become inferior inbred retards

They make Samoans and sumo wrestlers look petite.

Steven Crowder is a closeted homosexual, change my mind.

There's just something about his face and mouth that look like they'd attract shotgun shells.

The US is a melting pot only insofar as the negroes all ended up stuck and burnt on to the bottom of the pan.

if you don't allow a teacher to brainwash your kid into hating their body and then turn them into a eunech they are going to do a flip over an issue they would never have even imagined if they had been born in Afghanistan.

because for a 26 year old, he has skin like an ogre's ballsack.

If you could still get arrested for being gay you would be at 1000/15

I've watched Cartel executions that disgusted me far less than these fucking freaks.
I've got no words for this fucking Heresy.
They're not even human to me.

It looks like a meme image you'd send to someone about a dude being kicked in the groin so hard his dick and balls flatten.

Fun fact that person is now farting out that mandible

This cramp was like a period cramp's God.

So everything wrong with animation once again traces back to Seth MacFarlane.

I'm not some simp for women, but if you're going to knock someone up, don't be a nigger to them.

JW's have roughly the same biblical literacy as Chris Chan.

I would literally eat her ass on the daily basis.

Their whole lives are like a Junji Ito comic.

I do love how it immediately devolved to wearing diapers. Never change reddit.

I'm an irl fat ugly bastard straight out of the nastiest NTR doujin, whereas gibi looks like she's too beautiful to shit.

What would this groid prefer? "LaQueefa was a shitskinned nigger who looked like a goddamn ape. She stank of all the baths she never took."

100% male-presenting amphetamine-American

it's speds all the way down to varying degrees

dont finger fuck a screamer in public...

 

[Itspinklava]

You’re fucking threatening people with autism hashtags.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Can I be chris chan?

How long till a local ween tracks him down?

>"pretending"
>he thinks the Lizard King isn't real
Oh ye of little faith

Giga retards have a way of coming together. Many such cases.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

"grippy sock vacation"

He dindu nuffin about fire safety.

they hear the truth and nearly die like an exorcism.

"BREAKING NEWS: Ethan Ralph's gunt becomes sentient, sues Ethan for emotional damages. 'I didn't consent to fucking a horse,' says gunt."

 

[vomitusdeux]

The hardest thing for me to watch is a two way tie between extracting maggots out a niggers penis and close up shots of Japanese people eating shit.

Don’t worry internet friends, I’m driving to Richmond as fast as I can, repeatedly clobbering my head with a mallet. If my calculations are correct, I should give myself juuust enough brain damage to be under Sidhartha’s care as our inside man.

You feel that? The pressure change with all the heavy panting and breathing? That unmistakable stench of microwaved chicken nuggies and jiz? I can even feel the ground shake ever so slightly from the steps of the morbidly obese.

Weens... thousands of them...

5.7 billion? I don't know, my offer is 20 bucks and a couple of slices of yesterday's pizza.

Press S to spit on these crybaby faggots

England is a stones toss away. He'll probably get stabbed before he can impregnate a luscious poojeta who just made some goat curry meat pie(imagine the smell)

nah, boss, they're losing to (lady)cock

they might just be losing to regular cock, even...

"they should force someone to dress a certain way because they have a disabilty"

Go to hell, neck beard. I've been here longer than you, and I'll be here long after you're banned when your sissy fetish is exposed.

Would you want to have sex if AO3 smut was your introduction to sex? I wouldn't.

 

[BIG BILL HELL'S]

These last few years I heard the future is female. Who knew the “female” would have a dong and a five o clock shadow?

 

[Aunt Carol]

I need someone who has seen more penis to put forth their opinion.

 

[Poonocchio]

I'm sure the remaining lifespan of /r/justunsubbed can be measured in hours, given the admins have said "suck the girldick or we'll make you suck the girldick" and they effectively bent down to suck the girldick just to punch it in the balls.

 

[Buttz McSmellington]

 

[Law]

Our shenanigans are cheeky and fun. His shenanigans are cruel and tragic.

 

[Seafarer]

Did they really have to start the article with an anecdote from a woman who makes all her financial decisions based on symbolism from her own dreams?

 

[Zero Day Defense]

There is no spectrum of chicken sex. There is no spectrum of wheat sex.

 

[Hitman One]

New Zealand and Germany (shithole countries).

DAMN YOU LIZ FONG JONES!

 

[Gentlebastard]

If social media has taught us anything it's that if you can do something, no matter how utterly retarded, you must do it.

Epstein was killed by the energy companies. He glowed so hard he could be used to power all of New York for a year. Can't have that kind of competition roaming around.

The bread man wants his due bitch.

it sounds like she grew up in a Tom Waits song

Do not shit on things in public.

Is this hard to understand? Unless you are some kind of street-shitting subhuman, the concept of "do not shit in public" should not be hard to understand.

he's offloading responsibilities onto an appliance again

Loudly proclaiming that you know how to make bombs because your ancestors fucked goats isn't going to earn you updoots.

This is really fucking disturbing. I know we're documenting people like they're in a zoo but I've never seen a person destroy themselves in real time and brag about it like this before.

The troll we need, but do not deserve.

Every hour I'm on the internet, just reveals to me, I rated humanity far, far higher, than I originally should have.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

the trains part is moreso rooted in a porn addiction