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[Poonocchio]

How's that for a cracked egg you kiddie-diddling, consent-accidenting, penis-chopping, zipper-titting, bug-eyed, agp-smirking, retard-grifting, stink-ditching, literal-mother-fucking, drug-snorting, ballhair-laced-hrt-injecting, alpaca-murdering godless heathen trannies?

Fuck this slit-eyed, kinder no suplise, dick inside, ancestor cry, Google fire, man with lies, eyes on fire, chinky riar

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

stinky doodoo
Liverpool urinal hole right at the center of the crossroad.
my haiku suck.

Anyway, good morning wankers.

 

[Wallace]

Girl's panties just aren't made for girls with big balls. Everytime I go out, I'm terrified my skirt will fly up and someone will catch a glimpse because I can't contain them (((

 

[Spud]

WHAT? You are telling me that Jews can eat hyena but not pork????

someone found a nipple in the game files.

 

[Gentlebastard]

How long has he been not so secretly telling us that he sucks off trannies on the regular?

Hello, 911? Someone on the internet has cooked and eaten the baby from Eraserhead.

Why can't the Mujahideen get a jihad called on this degeneracy? Nobody would mind them modeling the latest trend in suicidewear if they went to Paradise taking these freaks out.

Every kid who grew up on Sega consoles usually ends up having a thread here.

God I hate the creepy tranny voice so fucking much.

These are all poos.
The desire for bob and vegene is strong in these street defilers. Godspeed, children of Vishnu; make these femcels seethe so hard they go cross-eyed.

Oh no, the thing everyone said would happen is happening! Who could forsee it? How could we have stopped it etc etc.

It's all so tiresome

Fatty, having the astuteness of a stroked retard, decided to "rescue" a pitbull.

Discord is about as trustworthy as a troon with aids

This looks like the culinary version of an abortion at 9 months gestation. Fucking hell.

what is his situation anyway? getting mad at the internet? many such cases.

The resurfacing of the beef wellington has sent me over the fucking edge. Why does it look like it's made from the souls of the damned? Why do I feel like it's watching me?

Hey, it's not fake news if it's about a guy I don't like.

My favorite tranny L's are the ones that involve animals, like fear-reactive-to-men dogs snarling at TiMs or getting cuddly with TiFs, or the parrots who keep saying the birth name. God I love the parrots in this thread.

I'm gonna book an appointment with a gender therapist and tell them I'm a trans man female trapped in a man's body and not looking like 80's Arnold is giving me heccin' dysphoria, and demand they pay for Testosterone and Tren or I'll kill myself, Bigot.
Who are they to say my Transman female in a man's body identity isn't heccin' valid?
I need Anadrol on script to Grill With the Boys in euphoric comfort.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

Everybody gangsta till your picture's on Kiwi Farms.

 

[Yamamura]

I just hope the courthouse lets him bring his guitar in. If you've already written the one-woman rock opera about your dad's abuse, you might as well sing it on the stand.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

I finally get some time to myself and go to check the Gourd Head's thread only to find myself strapped to Mr. Stinky Snack's Wild Ride...

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

And she needs to learn that calling someone a pedophile for liking a fictional character that just happens to be a child is extremely disingenuous and fucked up.

 

[Mr Steal Your Farm]

Nikolas Talbott, the 30 year old pedophile who tried to use Kiwifarms to harass an 14 year old girl:

Hi, I can't seem to post threads here yet, but there's this ftm troon who goes by "kit" pronouns (no, really) who's been constantly harassing me and just about every person who plays Genshin Impact, including minors. She thinks everyone who plays the game is a pedophile (all of the characters in it are fictional and the majority of the playable characters are adults), and also called a 15 year old in the Genshin Impact Unofficial discord server a pedophile for liking klee.

and

There's so much better lolcows to focus on than some random person who plays genshin impact. Last thing I'm saying here, I'm done with this site.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

“And yea, though you may walk into the valley of the dreaded fuzzy fruit and flightless bird bravely, know that you may never know peace as the ledgers of the sick and proclivities of the evil will be engraved into your kek-seeking mind forcefully and righteously. If you are not ready for this, the forbidden sickly knowledge of the internet and all its wily mischief, then turn back to your normie naive websites, you fucking faggot”.
~The Book of Kiwis, Foreword Warning

 

[Fathomless Eminence]

To be as fair as possible, they're 11 rather than 9, and it's a train rather than an orgy.

 

[Cronkle]

You really let a tranny niglet bully you and now you have dozens of autists clowning on you. Have you considered killing yourself yet? In genshin impact of course

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

there's this ftm troon who goes by "kit" pronouns (no, really) who's been constantly harassing me and just about every person who plays Genshin Impact, including minors. She thinks everyone who plays the game is a pedophile (all of the characters in it are fictional and the majority of the playable characters are adults), and also called a 15 year old in the Genshin Impact Unofficial discord server a pedophile for liking klee.

I don't care that she's 14, she's fucking sick in the head. And she needs to learn that calling someone a pedophile for liking a fictional character that just happens to be a child is extremely disingenuous and fucked up.

But she's PERFECT lolcow material and a sick girl, as well as a risk to a bunch of people on the internet. This fucking piece of shit needs her internet access cut off for the rest of her life. Me, my friends, and just about everyone in the genshin impact fandom has fallen victim to people like her. Genshin Impact haters are seriously delusional and it's fucking tiring to deal with them every single goddamn day.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Real therapists also do not recommend secret fetish blogs fantasizing about raping children as a way to deal with pedophilia.

Nigga, buy in bulk!

 

[Return of the Freaker]

No, child. As you have been told time and time again, you will not eat. Enjoy Russell.

 

[Daniel Wallace]

Fucking pedophiles ruin everything.

 

[KiwiFarmer9993!]

"As a man, why would you trade your life, your precious life, for anus" -An AIDS victim

 

[Seafarer]

Drexel is dumber than I thought if he thinks anything about him can be monetized or is worth anything. A 1600s slave ship couldn't sell that retard.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

I was incredibly depressed because I couldn't get a girlfriend. So I became a femboy to suppress my desire.

The first time I got an erection, I thought I had somehow broken it.

A better boast would be "I'm based wherever I go."

"Fong," said Null, after a slight pause. "Everyone called him Brick Face. He clearly wasn't normal, the name speaks for itself. He had a brick for a face. Whether that's because someone threw bricks at his face and caused the disfigurment or because his face had the unique texture of fireblasted clay, nobody quite knew."