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[Rotollo 2]

I just wanted to bitch about transformation fetishes in my Mario! Now I know Daisy is #TransRights

 

[Useful_Mistake]

EDIT: More sperging while I was writing. He keeps sperging faster than I can write a post about it.

 

[Black Man Underwear]

*FATLY RESPONSE RECIEVED*

*FAT INDICATES THEY HAVE A GUNT*

 

[The Skeksis Emperor]

I've come to realise as a native English speaker that I will never master my own language or understand the true depths of its retardation.

 

[Hitman One]

How am I supposed to stop questioning things when there are literally 3 chromosome vampires siting in a white Toyota hiace van outside my house, hiding behind their ancient Hebrew encryption, and waiting only for the perfect moment to take me by surprise???

 

[Maricón de Mierda]

*warning* I wasn't able to correct the wonky nipples.

Etch-a-Slut drawing and the wild-eyed nipples

i know he's doing the rape face "ironically" but i believe that's his face when he rapes

Anyway, she is marrying her sheep.

Congratulations, you know more about Cheez-Its than the man who just made a fifteen minute video on the subject.

Your current way of life is a sin against the very concept of dignity.

You are the red handed nigger. Prepare to be flogged mercilessly.

I will personally suck the dick of any one who DOXs you. I will take the cream and swallow without gagging cause I dislike you so much. In fact, I'll do seconds.

If you ever break my trust like that and record me smoking drugs, you're a fucking weirdo

He's such a wigger that he smokes crack instead of doing meth or heroin like a proper white trash

Please enjoy my place. the password is: cats

After acknowledging her suicide he was a real gentleman and waited a whole month before retweeting tranny porn.

Yes, interrupt the Tekken tournament, that'll sure show those guys at Exxon and Shell to stop using oil!

"I lurk Kiwi Farms" is starting to become the new "I'm friends with people in Anonymous/on the Dark Web" and I hate it. Please, shut the fuck up.

Bullied by a teenager for lusting after a cartoon toddler

Also, if a surgeon told me my breasts were cousins, I would leave.

It's ghastly how so many people here don't operate like paranoid schizophrenics.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Less absurdly, he compares cannibalism to the factory farm industry in support of veganism.

Where it goes completely insane is when he uses cannibalism as an allegory for homosexuality, but instead of the cannibalism allegory being used to condemn it, he uses it in support of gay sex.

This can't be serious, it's too insane to be serious.

Glorius. May Kev come brawling back to twitter, begging for more transformers

Honest question, is the nonbinary stuff genuinely just used by super ugly women for the most part? Cuz the last time I remember seeing it was on some dumbass DnD show my friends were watching and the only person that had They/Them was an extremely ugly woman.

I got the taxpayers of my state to pay for me, a man, to get fake boobs so I don't kill myself. But I need another $25 for stuffed toys.

 

[cherrysour]

Ugh, breast cancer would probably give him gender euphoria.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Everyone is welcome on this blog! Gays, lesbians, trans people, black people, people who fuck kids, people with disabilities, people who are fat!

people don't just wake up one day and go "you know what, i think i'm gonna go rape a dog."

 

[Meowzers]

you give off the energy of being young enough I could have passed you through my tranny cunt, which probably would've made you a lot more accepting of us in the long run.

I'm physically incapable of giving birth now, so count yourself lucky in this lifetime.

She has to live with the fact that her father didn't rape her. Do you even know what thats like? To not be raped by a trusted adult in your life? To wake up every morning, knowing you were unrapeable?
You make me SICK.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Pretend compliments is a powerful women insult, no wonder he got sick of it.

Total Cranial Wasteland

I can't tell if that was him a) being very stupid ; b) being his usual "contrarian on turbo mode" or c) showing a shred of empathy.

He's a fat Dick Dastardly. His goofball behavior is completely befitting a comical cartoon villain who is spiritually incapable of even the merest moral victory.

Rated "G" for "Gay".

We need to re cede New Orleans to the swamp folk, the Cajuns have been driven too far into their bayous. Break out the fan boats and make Louisiana Creole again

 

[Blackhole]

This website is a hive of scum and villainy with contrarian levels cranked to the max.

"women, a very, very long time ago, used to be... you know, good"

What's even the point of going on if we can't snag us a degenerate who prides himself on being a defective motion sensing handsoap dispenser filled with one of the most foul fluids imaginable?

Yakub reborn... in Milwaukee. All those prions turn Pat into a wendigo. Have faith.

You have been instructed many hundreds of times that is a Worldwide Troll Gangster Computer Ecosystem, stalker.

Wrong, stalker. Enjoy prison.

 

[8mm Cunningham]

UPDATE: I got indefinitely suspended from Bing image creator for trying to get it to create an image of Greta Thunberg holding a sign that says "Burn the coal; Pay the toll" in front of an interracial couple

 

[keytar]

I completely forgot that the guy has a cock and balls. The gaping anus commands all the attention.

You should kill yourself so you can clutch those pearls in Hell.

 

[Maricón de Mierda]

They're in their 50s-60s and they spend all their time on a gossip forum. There's no way they have anything going on in their lives.

r/femcelgrippysockjail is being taken over by troons I am going to KILL MYSELF

So what if he's made a guide on how to groom kids, HE LITERALLY STOLE SOMEONE'S .JPEG OF A MARIO CHARACTER!!!!!

 

[legtard respecter]

i dunno what's worse: the stolen art or the fact there's now an underground group of organized sex pests

 

[Skitarii]

I like Ghibli and I don't know much about the Xeelee Sequence, but from what I do know that'd be like getting Pixar to adapt Blood Meridian.

He's trying to push the world into a different orbit so the next dinosaur-killer type meteorite goes past us instead of wiping us out. He's drunk because he should have started yesterday and now he's worried it's too late.

 

[Seafarer]

Oh well, at least there is now more clown girl porn on the internet.

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

Maybe humans weren't built for the intention of being frame perfect with Super Mario 64, let alone experiment with the rabbit hole of chopping off their own dicks.

 

[Poonocchio]

I'm about to simp for Josh.