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[Dr. Butt]

I met a transssss-vesTITE on the bus to Barnstable
Raped by Tory cuts and rough trade
"It's a Wicked world, Down South" he said through dark stubble
As I got off at the penny arcade

 

[Gravemind]

no it's not user error im literally the most evolved niggo on this site

 

[Ballistics]

by looks actions play out on qu like 2006 again guess never pick up lesson form that or 04 to much. if things procdessing like unkine and thiwan likely see both with in veiw of next yr and hafe. hope get thare act toghter fast or ottoman or Persian or fear farsee group take over crime wise..biden best punching bag for a bit. every one lump it on him.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Look at these piles of indissoluble plastic shit going straight into the landfills and oceans after the photo-op.

Despite the claims he apparently came back to like his one and only Waifu just like in þe goode olde days.

Tariq'ed by his own nasheed.

Why does he want the name to be published? It is a *youth* from *city*. Isn't that enough for him?

A few days ago I witnessed the most American ball of trailer trash

bereft even of forehead and neck space left to colonize with adipose, the tongue itself was used for storage, swelling and elongating with fat

Based on her adequate linguistic and motor skills, I don't think she was a retard.

You will never be a hair metal singer; you have no amps, you have no cut-off denim jacket...

The formatting of your post makes me want to kill myself.

The water is a massive flex.

"I hope you're having a good day" is a much better sign off than "Welcome to costco, I love you".

The door to the bedroom opened-- for the first time in days-- and with it the pungent aroma of male sweat, cat piss, and amhole blood wafted out with it.

Kevin placed a consoling hand on the pooners flattened tits. "Just so you know, I feel really bad about this" he whispered, fatly.

The “fatphobia” was being told she could walk

 

[Return of the Freaker]

“Wizard Hitler is good, actually, because he’s not transphobic”. Interesting. Guys, I think I found the solution to the Jewish Question.

I wouldn't be surprised if he is lusting after milf JKussy.

Jewish Rapist that weaselled out of dozens of rape charges by claiming muh health conditions represents an ideal I can never live up to.

 

[Tablet County]

If someone wearing leather fetish gear sends the rapists and murderers cowering back to their personal pits then I say send in the gimp.

Current year bongland so fucked you need a loisence to crawl, wriggle, or writhe.

 

[Poonocchio]

You Will Never Be A Woman, You Will Never Be Able To Tell Crimson From Scarlet, You Will Never Have As Many Cones In Your Eyes.

 

[Seafarer]

Fuck [the FNaF movie]. Seriously it was so fucking shit. It was so garbage the twink cosplaying as foxy that I brought with me stopped sucking my cock and left halfway through. And as I sat there with my dick out everyone began laugh and call me a faggot while they threw popcorn at my balls. Thanks a lot Scott, really ruined my night.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

I can get, like, really fucking big, but it doesn't actually do anything.

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

Can someone remind me the difference between an asshole, pisshole and fuckhole? I don’t remember, but now I have to know! Thanks, fellow ladies!!!!

 

[Cronkle]

They also want to fuck deer.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

I genuinely believe this man gets sexual pleasure from the concept of a unipolar world under the strong watchful gaze of NATO.

If he's married he absolutely thinks about joint military exercises while fucking his frumpy Austrian wife.

 

[Meat Target]

This is further proof that deep inside every feminist is a repressed woman who just wants to be slapped on the ass and told she's beautiful.

I mean, me too but I’m a bulky guy. Would not mind a good ass slap and say that my box squat game is on point and I’m a beautiful bald nigga who need no hair.

 

[Dr. Butt]

nobody fucking sounds like that you insufferable trenchĝenter weirdo

 

[Aunt Carol]

I wonder if this goes the other way too, and when men say things like “I’m going hunting with the guys, want to come along” or fishing or bowling etc they aren’t just having a bunch of buttsex and trying to hide it by making up boring cover activities. Like what if sometimes they actually go fishing?

 

[Betonhaus]

Filthy casuals will not understand this.

 

[Skitarii]

Allahu Achtung!

 

[ロボ﹏§¤r﹏h¶rœ]

Imagine being Canadian and your future is being the internal organs of rich Chinese.

 

[Sawamura Simp]

NO DONT TAG ME NO NO NO

Medical science was a mistake. Nice going Hippocrates you piece of shit. We could have lived in ignorance.

Yes. Because a thread about not fapping is going to become a place where no one powerlevels.

No one invited me for the Mormon sperging? I'm shocked and saddened.

What is this? Mental illness bingo?

 

[Gentlebastard]

please enjoy this shitpost I made

Nova scotia is all half-breed fishmen and methadone babies we don't expect much from them

So schizos are actually hearing the Government laser-beam thoughts into their heads? Neat!

I'm far more worried about what was lost by the Finno-Korean Hyperwar than the loss of the Library of Alexandria.

It's always a safe bet to bet on Fatty's universal incompetence at literally everything.

History is a long chain of people being assholes to other people who were assholes to them before.

He looks like he's turning into a lesbian singer/songwriter, I swear

Living a chaste life is honorable. Calling yourself asexual on the internet is retarded.

I'm getting mad at the internet.

The t-rex suit stays on during sex.

Keep fucking with waiters.
See what happens to your food.

It is known that one can confuse belly rolls and boobs in the heat of the moment when hooking up with chunkier chicks. That said, I've never groped a fat man's chest, so I can't compare.

Anyone who types “my dude” on the internet should be neutralized permanently.

If you want a fun conversation, ask a Black guy about water filters. The more Hotep-inclined, the better.

There are many reasons as to why prisons should be set up with drop in execution centers.

This is among the top five.

i was already racist but that made me at least 200% more racist

What do you want them to do, mate?
They can't unhurt your feelings.

0/10, needs a miserable looking hollowed out squash getting farted into by an eggplant next to it

Never thought I'd ever end up hoping for something to get vandalized yet here I am today.

It’s literally worse than LA in Predator 2 and is on par with night city but without the cool cybernetics. Worst. Dystopia. Ever.