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[Return of the Freaker]

Is it safe to say this event could be called a Brappening?

"first came hogwarts legacy against trannys and I said nothing because lmao git rekt ya weird fucks."

I keep hearing that TTD is happening all over and I’m constantly disappointed.

They're mainly jealous that Kwaeen Kefalls can make such good fart sounds with his mouth

How's that dick taste?
Your knees must be really sore.

"'nigger sex' you say? Sign me up twice and send me some mail-in ballots!"

Fart-sisters, I don't feel so good.

Honestly, everything you just said is pathetic. You're nothing but a joke of a "man". You didn't have a father.

LMAO YOU'RE NOTHING BUT A JERSH ASSHOLE JERSH SUB. YOU AREN'T SHIT.

FUCK I completely forgot it was today

 

[Dr. Butt]

Copeland? More like Seethingland

Whelp, there goes our fart porn

 

[KittyGremlin]

Women are so stupid they couldn’t even come up with an original name they literally just took “men” and put “wo” in front of it.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

People who are bad at video games play Sony games to feel like they're good at video games.

 

[frozen_runner]

Every app is a dating app if you are Indian enough.

 

[Sprate Header]

"Fuck society i dont want to live in this planet anymore. But I am gonna take my whole collection of lolicon manga with me." - @Satoru182

 

[Dr. Butt]

And when the tribunal asks me "what radicalized you?" I will tell them "they wouldn't let me laugh at tranny fart porn."

 

[Tablet County]

if raising someone who turned out to be a retarded fuck up is the bulk of the reason someone deserves a thread on here then you probably aught to go ahead and make one for your parents too while you're at it.

 

[frozen_runner]

Null calling her the Nashy shooter is a reference to Chantal being addicted to chicken sammiches, right?

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Sign me up for Caesar's Legion, it's time to put people on crosses.

 

[Iron Jaguar]

I'm actually a pretty devout Anglican.

 

[PetiteFeet]

Imagine going down on that box, looking up and seeing that discount goblin thing going "AWOOGA" back at you

 

[Kirk Van Houten]

it is common to see fufu macho-men punctuate each hit with a moaning refrain. Sometimes, their manly sweat drip down to flavour the fufu.

Nothing can be uglier than watching someone chew. D.i.s.g.u.s.t.i.n.g.

 

[Sawamura Simp]

WHY ARE WE SCREAMING!!!!????

Mark my words: this thread will end in everyone doxing themselves over cheese.

I want you to know that a screenshot of this post is going to be included with my suicide note.

The site seems to be getting DDoS raped right now but it won't stop me from calling this guy a faggot for this.

Fml man doxed again

 

[BirdUp]

Opium and heroin are good. It's the basis for many many painkilling medications

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

Being perpetually angry gets a lot of people's dicks hard.

 

[WelperHelper99]

In ordinary times you wouldn't, but when the chips are down and it's month 4 of the deployment, and you have to make a choice between spending 6 hours of post staring at a goat through thermals in silence or starting an argument about which sailor scouts do anal, well that's not really a choice.

 

[Seafarer]

She can't stop. She's a retard. Like actually mentally handicapped. Being socially isolated in a room with nothing but CNN and cockroaches has made her a human feral like one of those kids who were locked in a room since birth.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Their autism has to count for something.

thank you for the valuable contribution, Baljeet
will send toilet paper

I'm bringing spiked punch for everybody on Friday, plus early pizza day.

I'm going back to Bushartt-verse posting, haven't checked in on that crackhead scene in many moons.

Maybe we should have something like a No-Fatty-February where we lock the thread and just completely ignore him.

hog chieftain of the Musk Derangement Ghetto

It's almost impressive how the more he claims to be an expert in something, the more outrageously stupid anything he says about it is.

National Cuck Tour

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

You're not creepy like a transgressive person who blows my mind and makes me question morality or whatever, you're just creepy like an expired bottle of salad dressing.