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[Vyse Inglebard]

Twas the night before Food Stamps and all through the crib
Not a peeps was wildin not even a nig
When out at da lawn I heard a gun chatter
I ran outside yelling Black Lives Matter
And what do muh wandering eyes do afear
But stealing Saint Nig and his 40 of beer!

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

My bigot doctors take one look at me and ask me about the health of my hoochie, without checking which of the 178 genders I am.

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

And then, a knocking, between the door lamps
And a merry cry of 'yo, yo, yo, you crackas got a ramp?'
As I turned the handle, and pulled back the door
Santa rolled past, with a blunt and .44
He was dressed all in bling, with a Lakers hat
And he had his 12 bitches, their asses all phat
His sled low to the ground, with back spinning rims
And diamonds gleamed with each merry grin
Sipping his lean, in his festive attire,
His kicks were so icy, his mixtape was fire!
The stump of a blunt, bought with ebt money
And the smoke, it made people 3 houses down feel funny

He holla'd it's ya boy, where the white women at?
And a car full of his boys pulled up to the trap
They stole all gifts, just like the grinch
They tagged every wall and helped themselves to the fridge
And as I spoke up at the end of my patience,
A tranny with blue hair called me a racist!
And as the dawn came and the sun started to shine
They sped to the whip, ankle bracelets beeping in time
And as Santa disappeared, with all his relations
A shout went up 'AYO DATS REPARATIONS'

 

[Gentlebastard]

Such is the way of life in Burgerland for those infected by the Jewish Wendigo Golum in the year of our lord 2023

This is a reddit-tier "this totally happened" story.

If there is no insurance policy out on him then the only reason I can see for her to still be with him is either religious observance to marriage until death, or a deep seated desire to to see him dead by food. I can respect either of those.

No matter how bad things get, we have the love of our family and friends, the delight of learning something new, and joy in the confidence the Golden Age is yet to come.

Backpfeifengesicht! Backpfeifengesicht! Backpfeifengesicht! Backpfeifengesicht!
Backpfeifengesicht!!!!!!!!

The man goes through months or even years long lulls, before people begin to notice him again because he does something retarded. And when it rains, it pours. Be persistent frens.

Anyone that starts a sentence with erm no is a faggot.

or worse, a woman

That dude shouldn’t make you ashamed to be Danish.

You should be ashamed of being Danish as your standard position.

If a psychologist were to use that image as part of some kind of Jungian association test, I'd immediately correlate that image with "fecal vomiting syndrome."

You know the term Womanface gets said a lot but, I've never seen something that looks like both Womanface and Blackface all in one. Impressive.

Now THESE are some wojak material expressions.

He’s like a cliche no one was hackneyed enough to write.

faaaaat male you are faaat and even chubby chasers would be put off by your male FAAAAT

If this were done as a parody it would be the most transphobic thing ever. But this, this is beyond parody, it transcends human language. God bless these troons for the hearty keks they provide.

I suppose if I ever took up being a faggot full time I would invest in some non-dramatic fake eyelashes.

"Tee hee I'm constipated and deranged, I'll say one of you is the daddy!"

"I don't broadcast my trans status at work, apart from being an obviously cross-dressing male, wearing a pronoun badge, AND a trans flag badge, and having a timer that goes off every four hours to remind me to take estrogen, which I tell everyone about."

I guess Leatherface is just living his True and Honest self, we're all bigots.

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

When people ask me how to get into games journalism these days, my main piece of advice is “don’t.”

 

[frozen_runner]

Elon is a nigger but he’s doing the white mans work

 

[Dr. Butt]

All picky eaters must hang, for the good of the species.

 

[Tablet County]

I always knew furries would be used as a form of torture. It was only a matter of time.

You go for the easy girl, I am going to apply american ingenuity to fuck the walking pile of giftwrap ribbons.

I took someone's anal virginity by now please take this off

 

[Aunt Carol]

I don't broadcast my Nazi status at work, apart from wearing an SS uniform with a swastika on it.

 

[Tablet County]

>Brits when giving the crown jewel of Asia to China: I SLEEP
>Brits when they realize Argies want a shitty rock full of farmers and haas no actual use besides that: AYO HOLDUP

 

[AgendaPoster]

Satan teaches Mohammed, Mohammed descendents teach hitler, hitlers political progeny invade western academia to teach sexual degeneracy, porn addiction, etc

 

[KiwiFuzz]

I am so fucking glad you can't smell through the screen

Effeminate elf hands wrote this. Post ears, pussy.

I am well versed in advanced racial sciences, my list is authoritative.

Off the bat I want to fully support any and all skitzo theories that could be brought to bear on the situation.

You can stuff yourself more than the turkey you're eating multiple times just exploit the system - its the american way

litterboxes=0;
if(x==1) litterboxes=1;
else if (x>1) litterboxes=x+1;

 

[frozen_runner]

Can we go one thread without it descending into "DA JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS" sperging because the target of the thread isn't turbo hitler?

 

[Dr. Butt]

I’ve been to way too many funerals that had a parent say “I should have been a parent, not a friend.”

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

If you hate Turkey then you can try Capon. It’s a castrated rooster and it’s the only time you’ll ever say “Wow, I’m glad someone cut this things testicles off.”

 

[Gas Station Boner Pills]

I agree that feminism went really fucky, but I don't get why hen parties are now a hate crime.

 

[GumballFapper]

I dunno Chris, if Stalin were alive today, would he watch Skibidi Toilet?

 

[Woodchipper]

Some of you don't even have poltergeist? At least I'm a first born child!

 

[Gentlebastard]

What does it matter at this point? He'll be temporarily dead soon enough.

It's just hilarious that he can no longer hold a burger properly. Watching this man try to eat is a weight loss video.

These troons are such failures, such vastly awful fuckups, that the results of their fuckups LITERALLY in the absolute literal sense of being literal, CAN BE SEEN FROM SPAAAAAAAACE!

Good jerb troons.

I just ran your code and my living room is filled three feet deep with cat litter. I don't own a cat. Please help.

>looks at r/JapanesePeopleTwitter
Sometimes I question whether our people being unhinged on the net is a blessing or a curse. Everything is fine and fun until unironic sex pests and pedos think that is the right place for them.

It's highway robbery. I hope their sensible old lady perms burn in hell.

i respect the business, but i hate your aunt on a personal level
let her know that pls kthnx

Palate cleansing tax image of an autistic looking cat who is, according to sources, incontinent and wearing toddler trousers with a detachable inner pad lining.

Alright ppl, tomorrow is Thanksgiving in the United States and Canada.

That means Reddit is gonna be filled with posts being misgendered by auntie, uncle, and the grandparents!

Here’s to a good Reddit dump of Thanksgiving tranny coping posts!

Connery was Bond, period, and anyone who disagrees buggers small boys. I don't make the rules, I just enforce them.

(Edit: almost) same day, same place, same bike, same angle, same fucking words.

This man's retardation is boundless. He must have wet dreams about exchanging places with Bill Murray in Groundhog Day.

So exhausting. All one really needs to know is that he’s an asshole.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

"If I can prove that the Pilgrims were buttfuckers, then that can wash away the genocide!"

He writes like a guy with an unremarkable anus.