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[Chongqing]

High IQ children scale with the ass size of their mothers.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Modern woman have less tread on them than a tire after doing the Daytona 500.

I don’t need a girlfriend.

I don’t need onlyfans.

I don’t need porn.

I have Kiwi Farms.

I’m already hard.

Men want a woman with a high-powered career about as much as women want a man who has big boobs and long, silky hair.

 

[Tablet County]

I wish I lived in Stockholm so that I could get some decent falafel.

Haters iffy uh
brothers got the stiffy uh


'CEEEEST GAAAANG

Someday ill turn your throat into a fountain of blood.

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

null himself has his pink triangle moments

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go have a good cry in the shower, because indirectly or not I just argued on the side of lolicon and I feel icky all over.

 

[Maricón de Mierda]

Animatronic mascots and their consequences etc

Slobbermutt's Law: as a kiwifarms Articles & News thread grows longer, the probability of a kiwi mentioning Caucasian women being carnal with canines approaches 1.

You guys are incompetent for soc. I have a degree in it not you! Lol!

I think tradtards are trying to claim chickens, which sucks b/c chickens are awesome and I doubt tradtards take good care of theirs.

I feel like your real life friends and your family learning you got "famous" for making a game where a stinky bitch tricks her autistic retard brother into eating people and having sex is probably bad.

lol fill my hole with your spunky sibling semen, snappy

I expected 3-4 pages at most of laughing at the equivalent of an rpg maker walking simulator, and instead I got 22 pages of spergs arguing with each other over acceptance of incest and whether incest rpg maker games are free speech.

 

[Gentlebastard]

you think Pedo? I was thinking faggot, strong fag vibes from this video.

One thing for certain, he certainly is not likable enough to be asked to help on Comic Relief or Live Aid.

Geldof would find his approach to solving African hunger disturbing at the very least.

I call dibs on slenderma'am

But remember, he does not have a compound, nor is he fuming in the woods against his enemies on said compound

"What're you gonna do tough guy? I'll have you know I'm an true red blooded Amerimutt. Go on Britfag, just TRY to stab me!"
>Gets stabbed
>Dies

If she is too cucked to report a nigger to the cops due to muh social justice, I don't think she has the balls to shoot her.

Why are pretending like your Drive isn't groaning under the weight of gigabytes of poorly drawn yaoi rape?

Object permanence as applied to boomer fear-progaganda: A discussion.

Brother, I don't know how you do it and haven't swallowed a gallon of fentanyl yet

We can agree that we admire the borderline-autism in chasing perfection in one strangely-specific thing

I wonder if there's a FtM out there who calls his vagina 'the mancave' but that's besides the point

All the ads on pornhub for mainstream porn sites are just fat bitches now. And I don't even mean like thick broads, either. Just full on gross fatties. The fuck happened?

I love it when troons need to dislocate their shoulders pushing them together to simulate the tiniest boob size increase imaginable.

 

[Anne Hyroe]

Who you gonna call?
GHOST RACIST!

 

[Dire Dire Cocks]

We own the beauty parlor and we're slowing taking over the whole forum. Soon KF will be destroyed. Enjoy it while it lasts, incels!

 

[Thunk Provoker]

Penises shoot a projectile, so technically they are a type of gun?

I've been shot in the mouth many times and lived to tell the tale.

 

[Meat Target]

Why would you go to mcdonalds for incest?

 

[vomitusdeux]

did you consume drywall mud consistently as a child?

An account you can smell.

Sometimes I wish women could just jerk off and be done with it and go build a model aircraft carrier or something.

I thought he was trying to be Walter white but instead he's breaking retard with shrooms. How much water was he using? You don't need that much!

I hope god is real so these "people" spend the rest of eternity choking on boiling shit.

I'd like to be seduced by a beautiful, light-skinned black woman with a fantastic body. She would take me to her beach house and shave my pussy.

that is some great expectations of what "kiwi nudes" would look like

At least we don't worship a child molester.

If they were really based they'd go commando and shit themselves in basketball shorts

Trick, me an muh crew have a plethora of writhing black dicks wit yo name on it, since you seem to like degeneracy so much...

He found out his brother once owned anal beads and didn't hesitate to tell the server about it.

Africa should pay reparations to the rest of the world for niggers shitting everything up.

You don't remember the part where Ness wanted to rail his mom?

Fucking stop doing it retard just drink some water nobody cares about your fucked up throat kill yourself

You might be my soulmate, but he didn't kick the shit out of me when I accidentally burned the roast.

>diaperfurs experience their own version of the prison killings scene from Breaking Bad
>Henry Kissinger dies
Today was a good day.

we will give you reparations, and then black people, not a single one, can ever act like a nigger ever again for any reason.

While propaganda is a thing, she still chopped off her tits and turned into a diaper shitter. That was her choice in the end.

This woman shit herself in the toy isle of a Wal-Mart and basically bragged about it. I’m thinking she was pretty fucking retarded before any “propaganda”

Abandon thyself to resentment and angery anger

The TV cable companies can play advertisements of faggots and troons but can't say the word "FUCK" live.

Byuu killed himself for real this time lol.

So I learned my brother keeps anal beads around... don't know what to do with this information

You should share that info with complete strangers, obviously. Thanks for the laught.

It's midget fetishism, like I said. They all secretly desire hobbit poonani.

Once again retards have misaimed the anger on both sides and the actual wackjobs profiting on this mass marketed "help me 'step'bro I'm stuck in the dryer" shit go unnoticed.

This could explain why kids keep getting their legs cut off.

Is rizz some hood nigger drink that's equal parts cum and grape drank?

Want to guzzle nigger cum?

If you go "Ha ha, you can't dox me" and people find your DeviantART account where you admit to being into Crash Bandicoot incest porn, that's not being cancelled, you just ate your own words after challenging bored autists.

Yeah but who isn't into Crash Bandicoot incest porn?

"If you use the colors blue and white anywhere near a shape with a bunch of points on it then you are filthy kike and should be gassed" -Ancient podcast proverb

My furbabies wear human clothing whether they like it or not.

just notice how the creator made Crash Bandicoot porn, something with no sexual tones at all

Incest is immoral and should be banned along with race mixing.

Man, I hate it when SJW's on the Kiwifarms make fun of me for liking my incest buttfuck furry RP where I play as a cat man who is obsessed with being buttfucked. Fucking SJW's.

Guess we'll be seeing what you get when a mouth breather attempts to submit a DMCA. Should we apologize to Null in advance?

Boo hoo incest cannibal retards losing their shit because the internet didn't validate their shitty degenerate kinks. If you're that hungry go to mcdonalds you fucking freaks.

There’s an alternate universe where I’m married and changing her diaper daily because my awkward ugly ass stuck through it for the sex and companionship.

Disclaimer: I am not into incest.

I partially doxed Airsoftfatty using a tree.

 

[Sheogorath]

There’s an alternate universe where I’m married and changing her diaper daily

 

[Pedophobe]

Some of us are well adjusted people without twitter accounts. Post the link!

The curds must establish Curdistan!

 

[Meat Target]

The good men are dead because @SIGSEGV anal vored them nonconsensually.

 

[frozen_runner]

ATTN ALL WOMEN OF CUCKWEED FARMS: FUCK OFF TO COMMUNIA, WE'RE FULL

 

[Useful_Mistake]

No stalker childs will escape their justice and soon all the felony stalkers will be enjoying prison.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

From chat: "It's B-I-N-G-O nigga, not I-I-I-I-I!"

 

[Pedophobe]

No gods, no masters. No law but Poe's Law!

Are these people not self aware at all?

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

Everybody hates fags, but I'll gladly have whites take this honor.