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[Saddam Hussain Obama]

How the fuck did you write War and Peace just talking about Styxhexenhammer

 

[Pedophobe]

Face it, man: we’re the irrelevant minority.

Anyone who requires hindsight to understand this deserves what they get.

Imagine if they needed a heart transplant, would they settle for ground beef moulded into a heart shape?

 

[Saddam Hussain Obama]

My nigger in christ she is clip art.

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

I left a brand new bag (of peach rings) in my truck for a couple hours this summer. They melted and I was sad.

 

[Pedophobe]

Space Battleship Yamato (the original) is about resilience and nationalistic pride, it isn't gay. Evangelion is about muh trauma and it is, even though Evangelion has more women.

Mr. Roper rejected the sexual proposition and the meeting continued in awkward tension.

Kojima being a tranny chaser is almost as disappointing as Death Stranding.

 

[Asian tech support]

"Can someone give me $1200 dollars, I have an extremely rare condition that can only be cured with electronics."

 

[Towoman]

If you dont know anything of the topic, stay the fuck away from it, you retarded nigger.

This is KiwiFarms, the entire website smells of shit, that's the entire point

 

[quaawaa]

If they wouldn't shun us little fags we wouldn't have to find random things to put in our ass

Btw don't use a ziploc bag. It does not work

 

[DrNow]

cats do not have a concept of rape

This is random.txt material

 

[Prokhor Zakharov]

...in the war of fists and my ass, there can never be a truce"

A truly legendary quote.

 

[RACISM]

Please don’t tell me I haven’t dieted hard enough. I’ve been fat since age 10,

 

[GettrGriftr]

I downloaded Grindr ... I just wanted a friend and everyone would just make everything sexual.

 

[Kirk Van Houten]

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U FUCKING DD CUP HAVING REPRESSED GAYLORD

 

[CEO of Pickles]

http://www.englishecho.com/internet-addiction-two/

Today he swaps stories with fellow cyperjunkies in the forum.

 

[3MMA]

Lololol we're still here bitch.

 

[keytar]

Crisco approved!

 

[Tablet County]

Bussy: Broken
Farms: Up
Crack: Smoked
GoFundMe: Spent
Ontario Police: Vindicated
Penis: Removed
Pain: Constant

 

[vomitusdeux]

If they wouldn't shun us little fags we wouldn't have to find random things to put in our ass

you act like you’ve never seen a white trash Facebook divorce.

Btw don't use a ziploc bag. It does not work

What a relief it must be for Polissa to finally be divorced from her beloved husband that the church forced her at gunpoint to marry over 10 years ago.

Give your money to help a tranny of an unspecified ethnicity get his skull shaved down.

you can get stuffed if you expect me to keep this level of doublethink just so one of Harvey Weinstein's ex-fleshlights can feel heckin' validated.

It's possible for two people to be cunts at the same time. Take your parents, for example.

I just find the girl to be hot, I don't care about the incest shit.

My nigger in christ she is clip art.

We don't need to imagine. Our cancer test consists of us getting finger-raped up the ass

If you aren't attracted to a long faced terminally online NEET woman who has posted videos of herself pissing herself, self mutilating, showing her holes to the whole world - who always looks like the last time she saw a shower was the last time her parents actually disciplined her which is next to never, chasing the validation of other NEETs and retards, you must be a pedophile.

 

[Skitarii]

you can kill yourself to reroll your character traits when you reincarnate, provided you have enough reddit karma.

Jews Need To Stop Being Stupid

 

[BohrokSwarms]

I guess most people end up doing drugs regardless of if their an autist online or not