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[UERISIMILITUDO]

If this sounds like a shitshow, it is, and there are hundreds of people in the industry who watch the Epik Shitshow much like how we watch lolcows make videos about being married to pokemon.

 

[WelperHelper99]

STUDIED THE SUBJECT OF DUDES JACKING OFF TO DEPICTIONS OF FICTIONAL GAY DUDES HAVING SEX?????????

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

6 billion troons died and turned into lamps

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

"I may be a pedophile, but at least I'm not TLS."

Is my existence really that horrible?

 

[Gog & Magog]

We've got to stop this totally real and not at all hilarious epidemic of 300 pound land manatees cockgargling poor defenseless unconscious alcoholic manlets. #hetoo

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

She got into it with a conservative Christian:

Specifically, "*hugs my blahaj so to not fly off into a rage*".

Tbf if given a choice between being used as a comforter and emotional support, and cuddled (and possibly likely dry humped) by sobbing, foul smelling transvestites, or being savaged by three overenthusiastic drooling Rottweilers I'm picking the dogs every time.

 

[Grub]

at least he wouldn’t have that damn gun anymore. After nearly shooting off his penis, surely he wouldn’t buy another one?

But he did.

 

[Shard]

The equilibrium of the Internet seems to amount to the lengths people will go to call someone a nigger and the lengths people will go to stop being called a nigger.

 

[vomitusdeux]

I'm sure there's at least one degenerate who gets off on giant balloon legs and unwiped frog ass.

The FartBox at the O.K. Corral

Fellas, Are femboys antisemitic?

The most oppressed minority in the world: KiwiFarmers

Foreskin Police would be a great name for a Jewish Punk Band.

I wonder if he ever got triggered into a foreskin rage while sucking dick.

I think he has it backwards. Don't you send death threats to your father and dick pics to your sister?

"ve VILL make sure EVERY child in Schweden is molestered"

I will date any female that beats blood on made to order and proves it.

Will Joe "Palestine Rights" Biden be the savior of the Kiwi Farms?

"HERE'S PROOF IM NOT A PEDO"
>posts random shitty 3D models of women

I get the feeling he's dialing like an indian in a telemarketing center right now.

Can you add me to the list when I eventually kill myself?

As far as I can tell, millennials are just pioneers in “eating ass.” Nobody devotes time to rimming like millennials.

we should drive EV's straight into the ocean to fight climate change

 

[JustSomeDong]

Just you wait, once we're able to open up our own tuna cans you're all fucked!

 

[Maricón de Mierda]

Imagine having reaction notifications on. I just post in a thread and then leave and assume everyone rated it winner because all my posts are winners.

Honestly. I stopped hanging out with an old war buddy because on Veterans day I wanted to go to BWs for some wings but instead he wanted to go look for stolen Valor people. Like bro, fucking take a chill pill. It's 10 free wings

The civil war will not be between Left and Right, but between Schizo Chads and Niggercattle.

Mother fucker cant be driving around without superior hydration fools.

"Angeleno protected Giggly Goonclown" - soyjak.wiki

KiwiFarms is about the truth above all else. We will not stand lies and misinformation, even in subjects such as niche porn animations from 20 years ago.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Most anime (yes, even a lot of giant space robot anime) deals with feelings, and most feelings are gay, and watching it for serious reasons makes you gay.

 

[EyeGuy]

Several days later, Mr. Roper and Mr. Hafer were working alone in a conference room when Mr. Hafer turned to Mr. Roper and said, “Why don’t we close that door and butt fuck the shit out of each other?” Mr. Roper rejected the sexual proposition and the meeting continued in awkward tension.

 

[Geddy Lee's Fee and See]

The cosmic god of eternity is literally defeated by the concept of gay sex.

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

Muh broken famiru, no ancestor to worship. Many sadness, many such cases

 

[Dracula's Spirit Animal]

In conclusion, being a woman is retarded.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

You stare at the screen wishing you at least worked in a physical office where you could bring a gun to work to express your dislike of upper management in person

 

[Spunt]

I assumed the bananas had some kind of propulsion

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

I'm so glad my past isn't filled with this much degenerate behaviour because you guys would have found it and buried me.

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

This sex tape is a metaphor for the American people and KiwiFarms.st- getting fucked in the ass by unknown forces