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[Tablet County]

Meeting like-minded people is not possible, I am THAT special and unique.
Everyone is either too retarded or too woke. Except me of course.
Women and Jews are mostly to blame.

God isn't punishing you. You chose to watch Clerks 3

It's like a Nazi caricature of a "drooling mongrel we shouldn't spend a single Reichmark on keeping alive".

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Vegans don't love animals, they just hate themselves.

If your asshole is halfway torn up and you teetering at the point of medical intervention because of a backed up colon, I really think you have bigger issues than what washing your hands for 30 seconds can’t fix.

Just saying.

There is an I in team. It's hidden in the A hole.

when you stare into the lolcow long enough, the lolcow stares back at you

Oh god I can see it now the goblin halfway through a sperg out or random rant and you just see his anime avatar start digging in its ass and then smelling it's fingers. The thought is simultaneously hilarious and revolting.

Reading is for faggots.

Also use some proper punctuation and capitalization you gorilla nigger sped.

getting rusty, old man

 

[Meat Target]

Bearded hipsters, break-ups and shotguns are a deadly combo.

I feel there must be a way to get a mention of the 8 man interracial piss gangbang in there.

 

[Judas Connor Moon]

A man offering to snort bugs has nothing to live for, no future and no reason to lie.

 

[Tablet County]

>i've seen no proof
>i believe it anyway

great thread

 

[Jones McCann]

Next thing you know youll be having voice chats leak of you asking a dude for outlines, you are already halfway there with Andy!

 

[Chongqing]

wah I was molested

 

[Gentlebastard]

Pat is once again a guest star on Bad Legal Takes

Has this man been right a single time in his life?

he has ham in his name which is funny

He did misgender and condescend to a tankie the other day. I believe this is the only recorded incident of him being correct. It is outweighed by the many, many recorded incidents of him being fat.

only internet autists will grasp the full irony of it all

"The frustrating thing is if anyone tries to help him, he lashes out with legal threats.

I'm apparently supposed to go to prison for explaining to him that "free energy" isn't a thing and it violates a fundamental law of physics."

How can Rick reply to a comment by a guy named "Bongripperz69" and still come off as the douchier of the two?

"I'M A REAL BOY! IT'S NOT A PHASE MOM GEPETTO!" - Poonochio

Obviously all troons are fucked in the head but I think there’s something extra to the ones who claim to be a man/woman yet make no effort to present in a way that conforms to their supposed ideal. I can only guess it’s pure autism, as it’s like they don’t understand the implications of the words they use.

Tbf if given a choice between being used as a comforter and emotional support, and cuddled (and possibly likely dry humped) by sobbing, foul smelling transvestites, or being savaged by three overenthusiastic drooling Rottweilers I'm picking the dogs every time.

If he were anymore inbread he'd be a sandwich.

Even babies smile, therefore, babies have better social skills than troons and autists.

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

So you're saying we're ugly? Yeah. That makes me want to play as your potato goblims with flat chests. Thank you so much for thinking of me as a valued consumer.

 

[Aunt Carol]

These clowns think they can just eat some hormones and magically turn into a human lady, yet they still haven't figured out the human part.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

No more big budget LGBTQIAP+∞&BEYOND inclusion live shows leading up to big cinematic reveals of cookie cutter games trying to replicate marvel humor where you're meant to play as some frizzy haired black woman taking the fight to whitey? Finally.

"LGBTQIAP+∞&BEYOND" is the best parody of LGBT+ I've seen, even better than LGBTBBQWTF

 

[Hitman One]

I hope Mossad raids them (and all their goats are stolen by gypsies).

 

[Muttley]

"I'm whiter and straighter than you could ever wish to be"
c/o
@Omori Boy

 

[Pedophobe]

I would rather fuck a beehive filled with aids infected bees.

 

[Lifeguard Hermit]

my autism might be trauma based

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

he's actually seriously upset about a star because he can't fucking count to seven

 

[PhoBingas]

What about an Israeli registrar? But we'll have to get the site certified as kosher and someone's gonna have to get circumcised.

 

[MrJokerRager]

"We would rather give millions of rounds to Our Greatest Allies™, creating a shortage and gouging our American customer base, than selling to those customers normally and not taking part in the globalist's forever wars."

 

[frozen_runner]

Now I’m not a fucking genius like Dr. Phil or Jordan Peterson

I will find who is responsible for this and call them a nigger.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

There you go conflating fictional children with real ones again. You just can't help yourself.

E3 behind the scenes was Sodom and Gomorrah.