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[oopsie doodle]

Judge my character all you want but there's no videos of me fingering my asshole and claiming to be a satanist on the internet.

 

[vomitusdeux]

So they're going to make him kiss brown-peoples asses in jail?

Personally I'm happy not being in prison for the rest of my life for making dead baby soup.

I know your the admin of this nazi forum. Add this to lolcows, it'll be good for the skids. He wanted to add me to locows but I think he deserves it more.

well you know what's worse than pedophile

somebody hurting my feelings

Why does his face look like a ball had sex with an egg?

Why on Earth do you still have porn of an 17 year old girl?

I see you got your hacking skills from 90’s action flics.

The porn of the 17 year old girl is so that police can access it.

Ah yes, I too hack the planet, my fellow Cyber Criminal

My sister had a friend named Tiffany. One night when she was staying over, we came to an agreement where she would show me her boobs in exchange for me showing her my penis. That Tiffany was pretty cool.

You might want to take some reading comprehension lessons. It might help you getting less retarded.

You are a pitch black apeoid nigger in the dead of the fucking night. You're a black hole of niggatry, from which no intellect can escape.

Is the CEO in the room with us right now?

This is the same person who has willingly eaten his own shit as well as covered himself in shit and send videos/pictures of it to people in doxbin.

I feel like I'm watching the local psych ward putting on a one man improv show.

This is the worst thread I've ever seen and I'm going to go watch some emo nip kid jerk off over an unconscious girl so that I can purge the memory of this incident from my mind.

I was a verified star on xHamster as well (With my ID Yes). The reason I put my profession there is because I needed people to know who I am.

ah yes. just in case if any potential customers need system administrators, i'll be sure to show them the numerous videos of me fingering my asshole while jerking off

That's true. And fingering one's butthole is most certainly an action.

Yes. You are heartless, and yes, I am judging your character.

Show me a medical record proving I'm a pedo or information from court about past conviction or you're lying.

You know why people on CoD hate black people? Imagine a game where you can't talk to others, unless that person has a headset with a microphone and has it turned on. Now imagine said person, instead of using it to be a team player and call shit out or something; just blasts their shitty fucking mumble rap and other shit through it to everyone else, and when you politely ask them to turn it down or off, they give you the "fuck you nigga." Is this all black people on CoD, no; but that's probably because most of them don't turn their mics on (if they even have them); while the majority who do turn their shit on, use it to live their dream of being a radio DJ.

I wouldn't fuck her with Null's dick, via remote control. Crazy bint.

I don't want random, possibly aids infected, cooch in my face.

“Dr. Spunk greatly impressed Adolf Hitler with his service to the German State”

 

[Moths]

Too much strudel, you need to poo,
Can't do it here, you're watched by Jews,
Young Adolf, get thee from where the streets are paved,
Down into the designated shitting cave!

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

Ass rape or be ass raped is a universal prison experience

 

[Captain Fedophile]

Who wouldn't want to wear underwear with an illustration of a dead fish?

 

[Aunt Carol]

More kids need to be told "suck it up, nobody cares and objective reality exists".

 

[RACISM]

idk if those are girl toes

 

[Useful_Mistake]

kissing another man or rubbing your dicks together is also not gay

 

[Edict of Expulsion]

If you can't put your thoughts together for a long enough period of time to present your evidence to the community you came running to for help without "retraumatizing" yourself into a drunken-benzo stupor, then you should probably just move on. This isn't healthy.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Being safely tucked away under your center of gravity and between your legs, the penis likewise isn’t a bother when you’re running or walking.

^this sounds like a selling point on the pamphlet that a being of pure light gets when it's deciding to incarnate into a human body

Since our penises are generally not the dimensions of a soda can and just flopping around, the question had no bearing to actual penis-owners.

 

[Fapcop]

^this sounds like a selling point on the pamphlet that a being of pure light gets when it's deciding to incarnate into a human body

Lmao

 

[Hepativore]

this sounds like a selling point on the pamphlet that a being of pure light gets when it's deciding to incarnate into a human body

There is probably a little astrix next to it and at the bottom of the page in tiny print it probably says "*No exchanges" which is probably why so many pooners and troons do not seem to notice and read it.

 

[MrJokerRager]

I dunno, couldn't they have picked something more...American?

"Alright boys, here's what ya gotta do; when you see that fullback, that halfback, that quarterback--ya gotta canoe 'em, do ya hear me? Ya gotta get 'em straight in the ol' forehead. One Solid. Fucking. Shot--and if ya done it right, the palooka's noggin is split right open down the middle and their entire play's gone to shit, on account of all the grey matter that's spilled onta the field. And then, gentlemen...then is when you get your hatchets out - only all careful-like, so the ref' can't see 'em - and you start collecting some scalps. Don't none of youse give me that look; it's how we won the big game back in '11."

 

[RACISM]

Women can have an erection too

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

America routinely produces the most insane ideological fanatics in history, including Woodrow Wilson, Franklin D. Roosevelt, George Bush and Abraham Lincoln.

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

something in their crotch that looks like it was pulled out of a mass grave in Chechnya

 

[Tablet County]

If vaginas were real then how come I've never seen one?

This thread feels like an OneyPlays bit between Zach and Tomar.

"Watch out, Gromit! Those chickens are going to fuck my ass!

...You better fuck it first."

Eat the bugs, live in the pod. Please ignore the three wood-burning stoves my hipster ass installed in my house. I am very ashamed of them.

 

[Dr. Kinder]

I’ve eaten dozens of other peoples poops and it taste good and provides nutrients to my body.

 

[Jason Wynn]

bitch we invented fried chicken and we will damn sure take it back if y'all don't simmer down.

 

[Rotollo 2]

Site is SFW. It is not a porn sharing website.