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[MrJokerRager]

>hamas kills hostages
>Israel mad
>Hamas releases hostages
>Israel kills them
>Israel gets mad again

Literally all the Israel has to do is seem more reasonable than Hamas. How do they keep fucking this up?

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

I didn't have my first racist thought until I was 13. That's when I got beat up by a black kid who attacked me from behind for no reason.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

It’s like watching a French man with a beret and a baguette in each hand, entering an Oktoberfest beer hall, going: “HUN HUN HUN?! How arr you zoing fellow allemagnes! C’est la vie! Only us German in here n’est ce pas?”

 

[General Tug Boat]

We're supposed to believe that the serial creep, pervert and hooker fiend, 50 year old Boogie1488, who has been bankrolling individual young girls off escort websites and seeking for long enough to have extreme technical proficiency and expertise in it (I have never seen him talk with the authority he does about prostitution about anything else), has now met a girl barely even out of high school, and is doing exactly that, and it's simply out of virtue of him being a good person and them "bonding"?

 

[BirdUp]

People from West Virginia say some fucked up shit like "Pin" instead of "Pen".

 

[stupid frog]

I might be an uneducated fucking loser but human behavior is my calling.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/haydur...action-channel-discussion.68575/post-17382245

 

[Pedophobe]

He can come up with as many personalities as he wants, but he'll never come up with one that isn't a complete disappointment to his family.

 

[JoshPlz]

I kindly asked Joshua Connor Moon in the first place. However, he made fun of me by saying "take a picture of your feet".

 

[Meat Target]

But....you're the goy sex slave here, sweet pea....

 

[BirdUp]

there isn't a day that goes by on this forum that i'm not humiliated in some thread, torn down, made to feel small. but you know what i do? i log back in and i keep trying.

 

[Gentlebastard]

“Weird shit started happening after I got my unnecessary spinal tap!”

Imagine doing a winter hike and stumbling on a four-troon polycule living in a tent.

They may be small in numbers but they make up for it in girth and stupidity.

Seems Bonbon has a thing for raping anyone who dares fall asleep near him.

misery is what he signed up for and I'm here to laugh at it

at the time she initiated sex she was a robot-baby-voiced-by-birds that couldn't consent

I’d feel sorry for many of them, if not for the fact that they often come across as determined to ensure that everyone around are as miserable as they are.

I’m picturing a lil’ dood going up to his local gang of nogs hanging on the corner going: “Hey fellow men! Don’t be scared of my whiteness, I understand your oppression and took several classes to decenter my white supremacism! I don’t mean to further dangerous stereotypes about black men and drug trade, but I’m looking to purchase some testosterone!”

“Now hold on… I’m having good sex with my boyfriend. Why exactly do we have my husband watching us in my underwear?!”

I won't call them hillbillies as that's an insult to Appalachians and their culture.

Jack was born with a rare genetic mutation that makes him double down on stupidity in response to any advice or criticism. It's part of the phenotype of the true lolcow.

 

[Fugma]

I want to fuck the lava slug.
It's fine, she's over 1800° kelvin

Another all time banger

 

[anonymong]

We also expect Joshua Connor Moon to make up for all the bad things he's done. We are waiting for Kiwifarms to be closed. We expect him to give up being evil.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

I am also a part-time anime avatar and connoisseur of kawaii.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

This thread is your salvation, @Fugma is like the Joseph Smith for yo decrepit dick...

I don't need to know that Toshaka is into anal

 

[3MMA]

People send dick pics pretty quickly these days.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

A lot of people falsely assume niggers think/act like whites do. When white people get angry they generally take out their anger on the actual object of their rage.

Niggers don't do this, when niggers get angry they violently attack the nearest living thing like animals. It's a product of their sub 90 IQs and virtually no impulse control.

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

This shit is even dumber than that fish eyed schizo sandnigger gayoping the blackrabbit fake cybersecurity guy last week

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

Welper's kind of gay. But he's an okay kind of gay.

 

[vomitusdeux]

You can jerk off to clip art. You can even jerk off to wojaks.

His wonk-eye matches her fucked up boob